Best foods from chain restaurants - We’re all uncultured swine here

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
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It can be any type of chain restaurant.

Some of my favorites:
  • Fries from Chik-Fil-A with Chik-Fil-A sauce
  • Chik-Fil-A in general
  • Guac-a-tony ( thin crust pizza sprinkled with a bit of cheese with basil guacamole in the center. This is from Oreganos)
  • Pizza from NYPD, Clockwork, or Barros
  • Cake batter ice cream from Coldstone
  • Avocado egg rolls from the Cheesecake Factory
  • Beijing Beef and Sweetfire Chicken from Panda Express
  • Popcorn chicken from KFC
  • Fruit and walnut salad from McDonald’s
  • Southwest salad from McDonald’s
  • Crunchwraps from Taco Bell
  • Bread and oil from Bravo
  • Créme brûlée from Bravo
  • Bruschetta from Olive Garden
  • Gyros and hummus from Café Mix
  • Hummus from Pita Jungle
Edit: I feel really fat now
 
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Bob Page

Electronic Old Gendo Ikari
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-Beijing Beef and Honey Walnut Shrimp from Panda Express
-Steak Gorgonzola Alfredo from Olive Garden
-Garlic Double Steakburger from Steak n Shake
 

Joey

!@#$%^&*
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You can not fucking stare me in the eyes and call yourself a man, neigh, a human if you think Mcdonalds fries suck. If you can seriously tell me straight-faced without a hint of irony that you dislike Mcdonalds fries, I will have your family killed in a freak "accident" cause by the KGB. I will fight you if you cannot admit that the absolute flavor bursting in a Mcdonalds fry doesn't make you believe in a merciful, loving god (Ronald bless thy name, may he rest thou soul in heaven) I will end you if you do not feel an intensity in biting into a crunchy, yet still flavorful fry. If you see me as nothing but a fanatic, a crazy man bound by god to speak only truth then you are correct. I Will Fight You.
 

Kamiii

Aaron Rodgers is a fag
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You can not fucking stare me in the eyes and call yourself a man, neigh, a human if you think Mcdonalds fries suck. If you can seriously tell me straight-faced without a hint of irony that you dislike Mcdonalds fries, I will have your family killed in a freak "accident" cause by the KGB. I will fight you if you cannot admit that the absolute flavor bursting in a Mcdonalds fry doesn't make you believe in a merciful, loving god (Ronald bless thy name, may he rest thou soul in heaven) I will end you if you do not feel an intensity in biting into a crunchy, yet still flavorful fry. If you see me as nothing but a fanatic, a crazy man bound by god to speak only truth then you are correct. I Will Fight You.
People who like McDonald's fries are people who haven't eaten good fries.
 

DuckSucker

NIbblin' bits since 2006
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I live in the general area that is considered the "Chinatown" area in my city, but I genuinely like Panda Express, have done all my life..

There are some amazing and authentic Asian restaurants, ramen bars, sushi places, that sort of thing (I otherwise love SE Asian food specifically because they love to pile on chilis and spice it the fuck up, I believe the first time I had some spicy dish I believe it was barbequed Thai pork with this incredibly spicy dipping sauce, I was crying and my nose was running but I couldnt stop eating it because it was so good) --but I still every now and then go and just get Panda Express orange chicken and fried rice. I think for a lot of people, it's a divisive thing, I otherwise would agree with people who dont like it because I dislike foods that are excessively sweet unless it's a dessert or something.

Im a huge food snob in every other way, and I try not to be a dick about it when other people like chain foods but I kind of guiltily love Americanized Asian food.

I also live in a state known for Mexican food/Tex Mex, but I remember as a kid I really loved those cheesy gordita crunch things from Taco Bell although I dont know if they still even have it. That and Baja Blast.
 
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Otis Boi

Chunky Cow man extraordinaire
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I like chili's mostly beacsue i love ribs. They are the only place around here that dosen't make ass ribs or open half of the year
 

Buster O'Keefe

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Britbongs get this mofo from Burger King. It weighs in at 1130 calories: for comparison, a double Whopper is 870.
Also BK fries > McDonalds fries
 

oldTireWater

Incompetent as fuck
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Just about anything that I can go back for more of. Shitty buffets are my thing. Even Grandy's. Quantity IS my quality.

Some of my favorites:
  • Fries from Chik-Fil-A with Chik-Fil-A sauce
  • Chik-Fil-A in general
  • Guac-a-tony ( thin crust pizza sprinkled with a bit of cheese with basil guacamole in the center. This is from Oreganos)
  • Pizza from NYPD, Clockwork, or Barros
  • Cake batter ice cream from Coldstone
  • Avocado egg rolls from the Cheesecake Factory
  • Beijing Beef and Sweetfire Chicken from Panda Express
  • Popcorn chicken from KFC
  • Fruit and walnut salad from McDonald’s
  • Southwest salad from McDonald’s
  • Crunchwraps from Taco Bell
  • Bread and oil from Bravo
  • Créme brûlée from Bravo
  • Bruschetta from Olive Garden
  • Gyros and hummus from Café Mix
  • Hummus from Pita Jungle
I have never eaten a single thing from your list.
 

hambeerlyingnreed

Ordering pizza at the Weight Loss Clinic
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Mc Donalds: When fries were also on the 99 cent menu, I'd get those and put them in my 99 cent burger.

Burger King: I only go here when other people take me, cause I don't like it so much. I take the onion rings and put them in the burger. Some years back, I noticed they had a special burger where they were actually selling it premade like that.

Vapiano: Pizza. Most people go here for the pasta, but the pizza is their really good stuff.

Golden Griddle: They used to have waffle fries. Haven't been there since they got rid of them, since all their other food is meh.
 
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