BEST HAUL EVER! TARGET! 09/07/2018 - Snore.....

[Tiny Clanger]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nNotwIFgM6A

So our gorl finally gives us the content Eric already posted days ago. Protect your ears, it starts off with the type of singing that makes dogs howl, accompanied with Richter level lard wobbling.

I'm sure you can all guess whether there is a weigh-in....

 

[The Last Stand]

Video wasn't in the OP. Here you go, gorls!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Thanks - my tablet decided to throw a hissy fit (edited as you posted.) I think our gorl's singing killed it.

 

[casinoboi]

I can’t do this anymore, boys. We’ve reached the peak of nothingness.

She’s gotten self-aware enough to acknowledge her horrible habits of buying “journulls” and other useless garbage. I think we’ve reached the point of where we can say that she will never, ever figure her shit out and her lack of interesting content is just not cutting it anymore.

...and yet, I can’t seem to look away. See you guys for the next video!

 

[Owlflaps]

Tapped out in eleven seconds.

Bitch can set records for being an obnoxious cunt, I swear.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

She bought a ton of earrings and journals and movies. There. I summarized it for you.

Edit to add: also she purchased insense with glitter on it and an insense holder. For whatever fucking reason.

 

[Guest69]

Of course she loves Adam Sandler.

tldw; Adam Sandler makes stupid movies for stupid people (like Amber) and gets rich of it.

 

[pickleniggo]

Of course she loves Adam Sandler.

tldw; Adam Sandler makes stupid movies for stupid people (like Amber) and gets rich of it.

Please. Amber learned the low-effort approach to creation via Adam Sandler. She owes him.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Goddamn. After all this time, here we go.

Full disclosure, I tapped out after the first 5 new fucking journals.

Firstly, who told her that cardigan goes with that muumuu? I secretly hope it was Rickie being shady.

So, not only did we splurge on calories (she tries to say she didn't, gorl, you a lah) we splurged on buying cheap tat at Target and Ross. We got another board game, more journals than I care to discuss, she must have literally bought out the bargain bin of cheap earrings. At one point she refers to the "stone" in the earrings, GORL, plastic is not a stone. It never will be a stone.

Apparently there are still FYE's open in KY...FYI. They purchased more movies than were ever necessary and, of course, Hambert LOVES Adam Sandler because I assume the late 90's just reached KY.

She got 6 "incense" and a rainbow unicorn holder...riveting.

And, before I just gave up she trotted out the most basic bitch AF Juicy Couture bags that have ever existed or will ever exist.

Tap out. Y'all are better than I. She's manic as all hell in this one and it's still a snooze fest. I keep hoping for some shady drama, but here we are.

 

[JambledUpWords]

A gorl and her sweater blanket

 

[JambledUpWords]

Why does Al think this looks cute? It’s like she’s mentally 14 despite being almost 30.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Christ. She looks like a mountain sneezing in that pic.

 

[meepmapmop]

Ok gorls... my turn to take one for the team. Let's summarize this shit.

Starts off with a manic massive Arizona Ice Tea can screeching what I think is a song at us. It's time for Erik's super happy fun birthday y'all! She's still staying under calories even eating out twice a day! Seems totally plausible!!

Holy shit guys! Target haul!! She's too good to us you guyz.
A new laundry basket! Another board game and journal to add to the hoard! Tacky pink tassel earrings and the most grandma-y pink sweater I've ever seen... (looks like someone shaved a pink poodle badly then skinned the poor thing)

A "fearless female journal" cause y'all know that AL never backs down from a challenge!

AL explains autofocus to us cause she thinks we are as stupid as her.

More smelly sticks... easier to light one of those rather than cleaning. Llama mug with hipster glasses cause our gorl is so quirky and fun!

Juicy Couture makeup bags so she can keeping slaying with her awesome makeup tutorials.

Lots of shitty DVDs, even I can't bother to list them. Oh and another journal! Quelle surprise!

AL is getting into the season by buying a huge golden orange sweater so she can dress like the Great Pumpkin.

Another candle, and a soooouuuper cute unicorn incense holder! Perhaps they are trying to gas the fleas out? Also incense is such a hard word to pronounce...

Whoa! And just when I feel my sanity slipping away, she shows us another sparkly notebook and even more shitty earrings to get my attention right back (I lost count of how many pairs of earrings she bought and can't bother to go back...)

She ends the video by hinting Becky might be back in the next one!! Oh man, I can't wait to see more pencil crayon drawing!

Now off to drink and stare at the wall and question my life choices!

EDIT: Holy shit @Whatthefuck you are fast!

 

[Guest69]

Not only is at a week old video about Erics birthday, but she actually never talks about Eric.
Narc

 

[FitBitch]

I can’t do this anymore, boys. We’ve reached the peak of nothingness.

She’s gotten self-aware enough to acknowledge her horrible habits of buying “journulls” and other useless garbage. I think we’ve reached the point of where we can say that she will never, ever figure her shit out and her lack of interesting content is just not cutting it anymore.

...and yet, I can’t seem to look away. See you guys for the next video!

Frankly I'm just waiting for that uncontrolled 'beetus to take her leg. Prosthetic limb era will be way more interesting. "Ah'm doeen everytheen muh (physical) therapist tells me but ah'm just not able to use mah new walker just yet." And shots of Becky trying to fit Amber's wheelchair through the doors of the gaycare.

At least she can finally put those stickers to good use decorating her wheelchair.

 

[Golly]

Why does she keep buying movies she's never seen? I can't imagine Bubble Boy is so niche that you can't easily find it streaming. It's just such a waste. I also thought it was funny how she talked about FYE like it's some local indie shop. Nah, AL, it's just another dying entertainment chain.

 

[meepmapmop]

Frankly I'm just waiting for that uncontrolled 'beetus to take her leg. Prosthetic limb era will be way more interesting. "Ah'm doeen everytheen muh (physical) therapist tells me but ah'm just not able to use mah new walker just yet." And shots of Becky trying to fit Amber's wheelchair through the doors of the gaycare.

At least she can finally put those stickers to good use decorating her wheelchair.

Good things come to those who wait my friend

 

[Guest69]

Why does she keep buying movies she's never seen? I can't imagine Bubble Boy is so niche that you can't easily find it streaming. It's just such a waste. I also thought it was funny how she talked about FYE like it's some local indie shop. Nah, AL, it's just another dying entertainment chain.

...that lives of idiots like her.

 

[pickleniggo]

I also thought it was funny how she talked about FYE like it's some local indie shop. Nah, AL, it's just another dying entertainment chain.

The Gaycare Four talk like that about Target and food chains like Panera too. It really shows her lack of a real life and how bumpkin the rest of them are.

 

[freebecky]

So many similarities in so many ways.