Best lesson the Farms have taught you - Never name a kid "Phil"

[TiggerNits]

I've found this place to be incredibly educational as a father, lots of shit to keep an eye out for and steer my boy away from if he ever shows interest in them. But the most important has surely been fandom in general, dedicating a healthy portion of your time to an unhealthy obsession that is mostly just "Lets see what useless and tacky shit with this logo I can buy" mixed with "I want these two characters to be in a gay relationship" has become so disturbingly common. Although I loved Star Wars, comics and nerdy sci fi as a kid, I think I'm going to try and keep my boy aimed toward athletics and hard sciences as a result of the toxic online presence that have been sprouting up in every corner about anything remotely nerdy

 

[CIA Nigger]

Don't use the same username on every site and censor out your username from your screencaps if they show up in it (and you weren't using a throwaway account).

 

[His Dewliness]

lol calm down

 

[Hen in a tie]

How not to be a faggot

 

[LofaSofa]

Kiwi Farms taught me that furries and trannies need to die die die.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Kiwi farms taught me that if you type your SSN With your legal name it will automatically be deleted

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

The best thing you can do in any situation is ignore the haters.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

kiwi farms taught me how to have the thickest skin possible and laugh at everything, i guess

 

[Van Darkholme]

Mankind is doomed.

 

[MrTroll]

That cash rules everything around me CREAM get the money dolla dolla bill ya'll. Wait, that was the Wu-Tang Clan. I guess I've never learned anything from the Farms.

 

[HG 400]

Kiwi Farms taught me to love again.

 

[heymate]

How to be, as well as to stay, a normal member of society.

 

[PT 404]

This forum taught me how to give pills to cats and creative ways to misgender the mentally ill.

 

[ES 148]

It taught me how to perfectly emulate autism and as such infiltrate special needs groups for their tea and biscuits

 

[RG 448]

The community taught me that not everyone is the bad kind of crazy.

 

[Coconut Gun]

To lol calm down.

 

[ICametoLurk]

To lol calm down.

TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Never use your real name anywhere at any time.

The adult you will thank you for it.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Although I loved Star Wars, comics and nerdy sci fi as a kid, I think I'm going to try and keep my boy aimed toward athletics and hard sciences as a result of the toxic online presence that have been sprouting up in every corner about anything remotely nerdy

Yeah, keep him into sports but make it look like he has all the choice so you don't become one of those pushy coach dads.

 

[dunbrine47]

It's more fun to laugh at cartoon sperging then being super cereal about it.