Best lolcow threads? -

[Cosmos]

I have no idea if this is the right place to post this in, so forgive me if I'm off the mark.

Anyway, I was wondering, what are the best threads pertaining to lolcows on this forum? By "best," I mean which are the funniest, the most entertaining, or are your favorites for whatever reason. I love making fun of Tumblrinas and SJWs, so those tend to be my favorites (I really like Vade's thread in particular). I also love the weeaboo thread. What are some other classics?

 

[TM Ambrose]

While this one might not be to your personal taste it has been a pretty funny thread just because the guy we're talking about showed up:
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/brad...ll-star-messiah-now-with-judgement-days.6801/

He thinks he is God-incarnate and reincarnated Albert Einstein. It's pretty funny because this guy is completely off his rocker. He also likes "sentencing" people to things.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I was introduced to Deeker a while back, via someone who told me about his dA page. We just laughed at his horrendous art, but recently someone collected enough stuff to make a thread!

 

[Infinity]

TJChurch's thread holds a special place in my heart
He's harmless (cows who have the potential to hurt someone are less entertaining in my eyes), but the way he engages with his loyal subjects is the perfect storm of delusion and unintentional humour. Wogglebug was great for the same reason before she abandoned us
I also love DisneyFan's thread just because of all the neat art tips you can learn from other members.

 

[morganna]

Pixyteri is my spirit animal.
Her thread is amusing, and I gotta admire her confidence. I know that I'd never be able to wear a half-assed cosplay outfit, do a bad pose in-front of sheet duct-taped to a wall, and then say to myself, "I will publish a book with this photo in it and sell it for real money."

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I really have a special place in my heart for the Vade thread.

 

[Educated Stupid]

Holden. Who else manages to rack up 546 pages (and counting!) on their own thread?
Good ol' Golden Holden.

 

[Laevateinn]

I love the Deviantart Horrors thread, it's the one place that really allows the best of the very worst to shine. Alongside that there's the angry gamers/critics thread, it feels so good to finally voice my opinions on MrEnter, let me tell you.

I also look at the Deeker and DisneyFan01 threads on the odd occasion.

 

[CatParty]

only one choice

 

[Pine Tar]

Nick Bate. The guy manages to find new ways to top himself over and over again. Plus, Anna has really been informative with her history with Nick.

 

[XH 502]

Pixyteri is my spirit animal.
Her thread is amusing, and I gotta admire her confidence. I know that I'd never be able to wear a half-assed cosplay outfit, do a bad pose in-front of sheet duct-taped to a wall, and then say to myself, "I will publish a book with this photo in it and sell it for real money."

I wish we got to see more of Pixyteri at the moment. Her online presence has dropped off and it's left a weeaboo shaped void in my heart.

I think DisneyFan01's thread is my favorite, if I had to choose. I mean, Holden and TJ are entertaining because of their active presence on the board, but there's enough to dislike about Marijan as a person and I can't understand what TJ says half the time. DF01 has this refreshing innocence about her. She just refuses to grow up, but not in a destructive Chris-esque fashion. I enjoy her fanfic comic the same way I enjoy an unintentionally bad film. She's trying so hard to be serious, but fails in every respect, and it's beautiful.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I've got a few that I've been keeping up with.

Monica Punk never stops horrifying me.

JustinRPG is incredible.

Nick Bate is where I go when I need my daily quotient of brain bleach.

I like to lurk the Holden thread to see how badly his arguments are getting destroyed.

TJ Church is where I go when I need a good laugh.

But there can only be one Chris.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

For me, it has to be any topic focusing on an "artist" like Andrew Dobson or DF01. Because while I might not be a good artist myself (though I am learning), even I can see that their art sucks. Same with the main dA Horrors thread.

Honorable mentions include any topic around Chris, MylarBalloonFan and the Weeaboo thread.

 

[Cosmos]

I wish we got to see more of Pixyteri at the moment. Her online presence has dropped off and it's left a weeaboo shaped void in my heart.

I think DisneyFan01's thread is my favorite, if I had to choose. I mean, Holden and TJ are entertaining because of their active presence on the board, but there's enough to dislike about Marijan as a person and I can't understand what TJ says half the time. DF01 has this refreshing innocence about her. She just refuses to grow up, but not in a destructive Chris-esque fashion. I enjoy her fanfic comic the same way I enjoy an unintentionally bad film. She's trying so hard to be serious, but fails in every respect, and it's beautiful.

I have to agree, harmless lolcows are the best imo. I don't like seeing them get hurt (via deliberate trolling that's more like stabbing instead of poking), but I love looking in on their crazy little worlds. I also love people who are just so off-the-rails that you can only stand back and struggle to figure out what the fuck is going on in their heads.

People like Marijan are entertaining to laugh at, but they're also so fucking obnoxious and aggravating that some of the entertainment is taken off. People like Pixyteri and DisneyFan01, however, are pretty much incapable of making me feel anything stronger than total bewilderment.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Any time a lolcow comes on board, it is going to be amazing. TJChurch's thread, which I've only lurked but I saw the shit go down in real time, still remains one of my favorite moments. I've also only lurked the thread and I don't think I was even here when it happened, but MylarBalloonFan's sheer insanity was beautiful to behold.

Another one of the best threads is when Reuben Baron came to the forums right after doing the interview. Deagle Nation is still by far my favorite group of lolcows, so picking a favorite thread is tough.

 

[Cosmos]

Any time a lolcow comes on board, it is going to be amazing. TJChurch's thread, which I've only lurked but I saw the shit go down in real time, still remains one of my favorite moments. I've also only lurked the thread and I don't think I was even here when it happened, but MylarBalloonFan's sheer insanity was beautiful to behold.

Another one of the best threads is when Reuben Baron came to the forums right after doing the interview. Deagle Nation is still by far my favorite group of lolcows, so picking a favorite thread is tough.

I'm going to have to agree with you fully there. Whenever a lolcow wanders in things get fantastic. And I understand why there's an unofficial "Don't prod the cows" rule; it's so much funnier when someone comes across their thread for whatever reason (usually by Googling themselves) instead of being alerted about it.

 

[tehfolder]

My top 3:
Jace, Gail (Gabrielle Chana), Chris.

They are all lovable and highly interesting personalities.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

The TranLord thread is absolutely hilarious from beginning to end.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I have to admit, as of the moment, the Leonard F. Shaner Jr. thread is one of my favorites. It is actually pretty hilarious to look through and even better when you can think of really good responses on Shaner.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I have to admit, as of the moment, the Leonard F. Shaner Jr. thread is one of my favorites. It is actually pretty hilarious to look through and even better when you can think of really good responses on Shaner.

He's definitely got my vote for Lolcow "Rookie of the year".