Best Lolcows of 2019 -

[JambledUpWords]

Who do you think are the best cows of 2019? Here are some of mine:

• Jessica/Johnathan Yaniv- the predatory troon with a tampon fetish, who managed to get a sub forum in 2019
• Amberlynn Reid- became associated with the GFM scam that Becky’s mother was running. The aftermath of this lead to a great kiwileak from @FrazzleCakes, which gave us more details about Becky’s family
• Mermaid Queen Jude- started as a side attraction in the Fat Acceptance thread, and later got her own thread. Her GFM saga and other antics have provided the Farms with lots of milk
• Gwen Hartley- had both of her “hooligans” die and now just has Cal. Despite those deaths, her thread is still going strong

Which cows have been your favorite this year?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Yaniv for me. His huge trial drama seemed to be quite fun from a distance. I guess my other pick would be Sockness for attempting to make it all the way to Chris's house and then working to drive away other people so he can have Chris all to himself

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Jude and Yaniv.

 

[Vlad Transylvania Mai]

ron toye.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I've been riding the troon train to lolville: Yaniv, Rhys McKinnon, Sophie Labelle, Kate Burns. They are the most consistently entertaining, especially Yaniv and Rhys who have both been instrumental in setting back troon rights and guiding the masses to peak trans.

 

[Damn Near]

Amberlynn came in strong this year. I hadn't followed her until recently, and she's just so fat and stupid that it's really something special. Honorable mention for Slingblade aka the Vodka Toad, the only lolcow on here that I actually want to die
edit: also RIP to the Hartley Hooligans

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I mean, Yaniv went above and beyond this year to the point of making actual IRL people bring them up to me in conversation. That has only happened one other time with OPL, and even then it was from a /b/tard, not my fucking mother like with Yaniv.
"Hey Civilian, have you heard about this person named Yaniv?" Mom, I have forgotten more about Yaniv than the writer of that article knows.
You can't buy that, folks.

 

[Mage]

My Lolcow of the Year has to go to Johnathan Yaniv.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Donald Trump

 

[Vlad Transylvania Mai]

@Rand /pol/ mom.

 

[Neko GF]

Personally, I've found the recent developments in the Onision saga to be quite entertaining. Sockness has also been very entertaining/ horrifying and revived my interest in Chris. But Yaniv is the best lolcow of 2019. He's been a shit-show of epic proportions and has had a huge impact on both the farms and the internet as a whole.

 

[Recoil]

Yaniv had lots of crazy antics but the schofield drama kind of came to a head in 2019 and I followed it pretty closely (altho that's a horrorcow).
Rhys McKinnon has been quite a ride, too - He even had a cameo in Borderlands 3.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Yaniv, rarely has a lolcow been reviled by both this site and mainstream perception, especially if they are transgender.

 

[Judge Holden]

Definitely Yaniv, for reasons others have elaborated on.

Even without him finding massive mainstream infamy beyond any other cow on record and becoming more well known even than media whores like Brianna Wu, the unique rapsheet of perversions and predilections combined with the unmatched physical comedy of his pretending to be disabled only to then sprint after a wayward zimmer frame and try to throw hands at reporters/speeding away from cameras on his tard scooter while squealing in rage, multiplied by the drawn out legal battles in which his absolute loathesomeness and pathetic nature is laid out for all to see, have all made him one of our all time greatest finds.

To illustrate one of my all time favourite moments of any lolcow, here is my nigga @Yellow Yam Scam's video of Yaniv racing through the streets on his Rasque of the Red Death away from awkward questions about his intentions with children

 

[large_farva]

The Schofield children being taken by DCFS was fucking spectacular. They went BACK to Dr Phil for a 2 part episode, then weeks later the kids were taken by DCFS.

Anna fit vegan ginger Johnson got herself a front asshole

Chronically Jaqie munched herself to death.

But I think overall, JY takes the fucking cake.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

JY takes the fucking cake.

Literally

Spoiler

Look at that pelican gullet

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

JY is one of a kind.

But from my stomping ground of WW, I'm nominating Mad Black Atheist, TUG, Shane Holmberg, Chuck Huber, and Lawtwitter.

 

[Syaoran Li]

If we're talking about groups of lolcows, then the entirety of the Weeb Wars lolcows.

Shane, Ron Toye, Amanda Winn-Lee, Mad Black Atheist, the Fake German mall ninja dude, Law Twitter, all of them.

If we're only limited to individuals, then I'd say Yaniv.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Alex Mahan and his stupid game has given me much happiness this year. Long may he continue to not finish it!

 

[break these cuffs]

Yaniv, no question. Weeb Wars for most retarded autism vortex.