Best monologues in movies etc -

[mate]

What are your favourite monologues in movies/tv shows/cartoons/anime? Preferably with youtube links.

This one always, always, always gets me.

Sorry if this thread has been done before, nothing came up when I searched.

 

[Thomas Paine]

This will always be the best monologue. The Network was waaaaaaay ahead of it's time.

 

[Nien Nunb]

God bless Always Sunny.

It isn't quite a monologue, but close enough fuck you, eat my ass

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

 

[TerminalTryHard]

 

[Deadpool]

Two of my favorites from one of my favorite movies:

 

[HG 400]

 

[NomiMalone]

 

[Bob Page]

 

[The Shadow]

 

[gumboman]

" did you fuck him "
"ANSWER THE QUESTION "

"yes ......".


" where"

".......there "


" here........., we had our first fuck here,..........did you cum ??"

" why are you doing this "

" BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW

" yes..."

" how many times "
"2"

" did you touch yourself "

" yes"

" did you let him cum on your face

" yes"

" how "

" why do you wanna KNOW


" BECAUSE I AM A FUHHKING CAVEMAN

" first he went down on me, then he fucked me from behind "

" did you like his cum"

" yes"

" how was it

" IT WAS SWEETER"

" thank you , thank you for your honesty, now get the fuck out of here................................ you fuhkd up slag"

 

[Black Waltz]

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This will always be the best monologue. The Network was waaaaaaay ahead of it's time.

Same movie, better monologue.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Mine is predictable, but still the best ever. Fight me IRL if you disagree.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

 

[IV 445]

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

In a thread about the best monologues in movie history, this deserves a spot right at the top:

 

[HomeAloneTwo]