Best Monster Cereal? -

[Trombonista]

I don't think I've had any of these.

 

[Xarpho]

Seems like for years Boo Berry and Franken Berry were gone from shelves, or at least very rare...definitely Boo Berry. But I'm pretty sure that I tried all three about five years ago (even before General Mills went on their "no artificial flavors" crusade and in the process permanently messed up a number of their core cereals), and none of them were particularly good or memorable. Count Chocula felt like an inferior version of Cocoa Puffs, etc.

 

[PepsiVanilla]

Bumping this for October. Has anyone seen Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy at the store? Only ones I ever see are the "big 3".

 

[horrorfan89]

I remember a few years back after work I went to k Mart (remember years ago) and they had count chocula out for Halloween I picked up a box and also went to check out the dvd racks. They had a collection of the first 13 episodes of a sabrina the teenage witch cartoon from 1970 so I thought what the hell.



I set my alarm clock cause the next day was Saturday got up early got myself a bowl and popped the disc in. And had a trip back to the Saturday mornings of days gone by..... walmart has these cereals might do it again for old times sake....if I ever get a Saturday off again that is

 

[Trombonista]

Bumping this for October. Has anyone seen Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy at the store? Only ones I ever see are the "big 3".

I might have seen Yummy Mummy.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I’ve seen yummy mummy or frute brute at a store once, but I gotta go with frankenberry

 

[Pee Cola]

Monster Munch.

Almost anything can be turned into cereal if poured into a bowl. Milk optional.

 

[ZooSmell]

Boo Berry for days lads. Its the most iconic.

 

[ditto]

Ennui is a monster

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I used to be a Boo Berry kind of guy but Fruit Brute has won my heart.

 

[Cake Farts]

I never had any despite growing up in the US all my life. What are they like?

 

[Archeops]

I decided to pick up some Count Chocula over the week and it’s still decent, I miss the FUCK outta Fruit Brute though.

I MIGHT pic up some Boo Berry and Frankenberry for completionist’s sake but I’m not a fan of shitting artificial colors.

I never had any despite growing up in the US all my life. What are they like?

They‘re basically flavored cereal puffs in the shape of ghosts with marshmallows. The best way to describe ‘em is if you took Cocoa Puffs, dulled down the chocolate flavor a bit (or swapped the chocolate for strawberry/blueberry/cherry/orange cream flavor) and robbed Lucky Charms of its marshmallows and rethemed the entire cereal to Child-friendly Hollywood monsters.

 

[WonderWino]

Count chocula. The berry ones are disgusting and remind me of that god awful fruity pebbles flintstones cereal

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Captain Crunch committed war crimes, so I think he should count as a monster. Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal and I'm just simping for the captain.

 

[Krystal]

I'll go with Boo Berry as the only one I've tasted so far.

 

[Archeops]

Captain Crunch committed war crimes, so I think he should count as a monster. Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal and I'm just simping for the captain.

Well his cereals are the one of the few that cuts the roof of your mouth and doesn’t give a shit about your pansy-ass peanut allergy.

 

[Ponchik]

am i allowed to call cinnamon toast crunch a "monster cereal" after they ditched wendell and replaced him as the mascot with those little cinnamon squares that vore each other? cannibalism is pretty monstrous you know

 

[Milkis]

am i allowed to call cinnamon toast crunch a "monster cereal" after they ditched wendell and replaced him as the mascot with those little cinnamon squares that vore each other? cannibalism is pretty monstrous you know

By that standard Mini-Wheats is a monster cereal, and also my favorite, because I fucking hate the Mini-Wheats mascot and his stupid elf voice and imagine every Mini-Wheat is me eating and destroying him

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

People who let their kids eat sugary breakfast cereals or indulge in them themselves are almost certainly fat and shitty and probably lolcows.

The people who used to watch me before school used to let their kids not only eat sugary breakfast cereal, but also let them sprinkle sugar on it.

It was gross.

 

[Ponchik]

By that standard Mini-Wheats is a monster cereal, and also my favorite, because I fucking hate the Mini-Wheats mascot and his stupid elf voice and imagine every Mini-Wheat is me eating and destroying him

i'm honestly more disturbed that kelloggs replaced the old mini wheats mascot a few years ago with this creepy ass spongebob looking motherfucker and they gave him a kid's voice too... nobody informed me of this. stupid clown world