Best Monster Cereal? -

The Winner?

  • Boo Berry

    Votes: 15 17.6%
  • Frankenberry

    Votes: 7 8.2%
  • Count Chocula

    Votes: 26 30.6%
  • Fruit Brute

    Votes: 7 8.2%
  • Yummy Mummy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • these monsters are ugly and i would not have sex with them

    Votes: 30 35.3%

  • Total voters
    85

Grundlejungle

King of swamp ass
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I exclusively eat count chocula as my breakfast in October, judge me all you want.
Fruit brute is an acceptable second choice.
If your favorite is frankenberry, you need to get professional help because your mouth is broken.
Booberry made me shit blue last time I had it, so it's pretty fun.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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I exclusively eat count chocula as my breakfast in October, judge me all you want.
Fruit brute is an acceptable second choice.
If your favorite is frankenberry, you need to get professional help because your mouth is broken.
Booberry made me shit blue last time I had it, so it's pretty fun.
Funny thing in the 70s franken berry actually turned kid's feces pink it was such a notorious event it got referenced in the cujo book. The whole sharps raspberry zingers subplot (not in the movie)


I got all three boxes today and the last box of count chocula
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I'm gonna try and save some of them for Saturday since I don't have any candy to eat while watching my horror movies
 

RumblyTumbly

kiwifarms.net
Count Chocula and it isn't even close.

A few years ago, I tried the three cereals for Halloween, and this was the first time I had tasted them in years. Count Chocula tasted like childhood. Familiar, sweet, and just how I remembered it.

Frankenberry, which I liked as a kid, didn't taste right at all. Too sweet for me. I wasn't too high on Boo Berry either, even though the latter gave me a way to make the blue milk from Star Wars, lol.

I don't remember ever tasting the Werewolf one, Fruit Brute when I was younger. The one I remember from my childhood was Fruity Yummy Mummy, which I assume is basically the same thing, isn't it?
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
kiwifarms.net
I love how in pulp fiction you can see a box of frute brute. Because it hasn't been made in like a decade at that point tarantino had to have the prop department look through old photos and modify an existing box till it looked just right.
 

419

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
was expecting a "cereal with Monster Energy instead of milk" thread and i couldn't be more disappointed right now
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
kiwifarms.net
Sorry to Necro (lol) this thread but halloween has come and gone and the stores are all most likely out if monster cereals *sigh* really wish general mills would stop teasing with only releasing it once a year, at least the mccrib kinda has the excuse of being sold when "pork prices are at the lowest point for the year."


Anyways before I go I just wanna say if you count chocula fans saved your cereal boxes the next time you buy chocolate lucky charms just fill the chocula box with that and it's almost like you have a full box again
 

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