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41 cents...41...41% oh fucking A, either someone at grubhub is a secretly a troll or the algorithm ai used to tally up the change on a digital purchase was programed by one.
Best of Corperate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?
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I wouldn't trust this not to come full of hormones or something.
Is that just literally cookie dough
WAIT ONES CALLED FAIRY DUST, ARE THEY THAT FUCKING OBLIVIOUS
Wanna pay $99.99 for a pair of fluffy pride slippers?
It's like a migraine in footwear form
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"legit cookie dough" -no eggs in sight
Oh please. And people are actually paying 44 dollars for this and rating it four stars.
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Slightly off topic but when the fuck did this 'edible cookie dough' start? I feel like I see it everywhere now. Why the fuck do people want to eat it raw? Is it really that hard to throw something in an oven?
You can basically buy all the ingredients for cookie dough for less than twenty dollars. Who on gods green earth is paying fifty dollars for this nonsense? And where can I go to find them so I can sell them a tub of diabetes?
Suddenly it's fine to eat cookie dough if the eggs are pasteurized or something. Been seeing this label on regular things of cookie dough that contain actual eggs. This is after years of the salmonella panic. What changed?
Looks like it goes back to at least 2015 with DŌ in New York. A store which, coincidentally, has this for Pride:
And which in turn lead me to:
Are we sure these people actually like The Gays? Because with all this sugar it seems like they're trying to direct everyone straight to an early grave.
$20 for enough ingredients to make 20oz of cookie dough seems a bit steep. What in the hell kind of overpriced chocolate do you cook with for your Christmas cookies? And more importantly, are the peanutbutter blossoms worth it?
Pasteurized eggs are heat-treated in a manner that murders pathogens without full-on cooking the egg. Pasteurized egg whites are cloudy because they were on the verge of cooking for quite some time while any bugs inside got fried as though they were being fought off by a high fever. They're terrific for safely making mayonnaise, ice cream, frothed egg drinks, etc.
Back on topic; this was posted in Pictures on the Internet that have made you laugh hysterically. I'm convinced that many corporations and/or their toadies are taking advantage of June to troll the shit out of the more retarded alphabet soup swimmers and their virtue-signalers.
One of those cases where it's probably a lot cheaper and healthier to just make your own cookie dough from scratch, with the net it's now super easy to just look up easy to follow recipes for whatever kind of cookie you want. There's so many of these kinds of products now where they charge a premium for something you could do for cheaper by yourself.
I always viewed eating the raw cookie dough as almost a "treat" when making your own cookies because it's usually only a little bit of leftover from the spoon/bowl. In no way compares to them cookies fresh out of the oven, another privilege of making your own that the people that buy this shit will never experience. They might claim they can by cooking that crap, but they're just lying to themselves.
I don't even know if I can attribute it to laziness because cookies aren't that complex to make as long as you can read instructions, doesn't require that complex equipment either. Is it considered trendy? More money than sense? Seems like the kind of stuff that is marketed at the perpetually broke and complaining about it online crowd though.
"I'll never be able to own a Ferrari, but at least I can eat raw cookie dough!"
It it doesn't have egg, then it's going in the garbage. I've had vegan """cookie dough""" before and it tasted like ass.
It's just a trendy hipster thing that will fade into obscurity once it exceeds it hip appeal like with "normal" gay shit before troons became THE thing to obsess about.
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Big Tech's Streaming + Propaganda apps short-citcuiting while trying to compute if it should H:ighlight Black Artists and Stories This Juneteenth first, before Elevating LGBTQ+ Voices for Pride, or display it after.
Isn't June Cancer Survivor month?! lmfao, where the fuck's their voices?? They would actually have some potentially life saving advice, or enlightenments about moving forward with yourself every day, to share with us all... but no.
HOWEVER This Wholesome Cartoon About an Differently-abled Non-Auditory-Processing Latinx Elementary School Boy Learning Safe Sex Buttfucking for His Neurodivergent Black-Romani Islamic Trans Girlfriend (With Some Help Through Sexual Education About Body Anatomy and Safer Sez Practices Given By Their Nonbinary Teacher, Mx. Lecher!) Is Giving Us ALL THE FEELS and Is Just What American Kids Need to Heal After Bad Orange Man!
Isn't June Cancer Survivor month?! lmfao, where the fuck's their voices?? They would actually have some potentially life saving advice, or enlightenments about moving forward with yourself every day, to share with us all... but no.
HOWEVER This Wholesome Cartoon About an Differently-abled Non-Auditory-Processing Latinx Elementary School Boy Learning Safe Sex Buttfucking for His Neurodivergent Black-Romani Islamic Trans Girlfriend (With Some Help Through Sexual Education About Body Anatomy and Safer Sez Practices Given By Their Nonbinary Teacher, Mx. Lecher!) Is Giving Us ALL THE FEELS and Is Just What American Kids Need to Heal After Bad Orange Man!
It's not even vegan cookie dough, it still has milk. At best it's vegetarian cookie dough, so they've cut off half their woke audience. What was the point then?
Actually looks comfy and neat and would look nothing like pride if it wasn't marketed as such. Also that price is horrendous.
Does marketing stuff as pride shit even give them more sales or something? It must be and that's disappointing because they keep doing this garbage. Literally just looks like a crazy rainbow sandal and I see no indication this is for any pride or anything from the image alone. Just fucking name it wacky rainbow sandals and get it over with.
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