Best passover jewish space laser? - Oyvey pewpewpew

[Quantum Diabetes]

Which ones are best for year round zapping and which one will Uncle Schmeckle like during the high holidays?

 

[TFT-A9]

For general-duty matzoh toasting and starting wildfires you want yourself a Martell, avoid that Rassal Blue-Beam garbage, that's for the goyim

For special occasions you want something big and flashy like a Tronel XIII