Best Political Position To Take For Purely Trolling Purposes - Trigger Everyone, Own Everyone

[A Logging Company]

When I had a twitter, I used to jump into heated political discussions and just pick a side and go with it, and see how many people could be easily baited. I was thinking about doing something similar, but settling on an ideology/political sub culture and sticking with that. The main requiresments are 1) Baits people easily or can bait people easily and 2) Won't get instabanned.

While the Alt-Right used to be the natural choice for this sort of thing, it not only makes you a target for ban hammers, but it has played itself out. Maybe it's just me, but going (((OOYYY VEEEY GOYYIMZZZ NOOOZZZZ))) has gotten stale, about as stale as standard Skeptic anti-SJW talking points.

As for Es Jay Double-UU's, the only way I could make it work is with inner circle woke scolding and concern trolling, which sounds tedious and not very fun.

I'm just going to steer clear of MAP or pro-Bestiality stuff as I don't want any more government monitoring over trolling.

I think I've narrowed it down to two.

1.) Tankies/Stalinist/Trad-Com: This has the advantage of getting under the skin of both conservatives and lefties. They do seem to get ban hammered a lot, but that's usually for calling for violence. So long as I cool it with Gulag references, getting yeeted should not be a concern. It would be funny to go on long Twitter thread about how being trans is not bourgeois degeneracy, but being homosexual is, and see how people take to it.

2.) Erdogan Stan Account: This one would be tough to pull off, as I'm not Turksih and know very little about Turkey. However only Turks like Erdogan, and this opens up a new pasture of national and ethnic pissing competitions. It does leave an avenue for getting banned because of racist comments targeting inferior Kurds.

So if you were challenged to make an account purely for trolling, what would you go with?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Ancap and Accelerationism are two equally good meme positions in the Current Year

 

[Dildo]

I would go Maoist personally.

You can reach into the far right bag and scream about DA JOOZ and TEH GAYZ but you can weaponize any ethnic or social group opposed to your own as well as any far left position you care for as well. You just need to have at least a single ethnic/social focus you prioritise above all others.

Modern Maoism can be boiled down to ethnic identity politics on steroids; pick an identity and wage a literal crusade on anyone you deem to impinge upon it.

Technically in the current political arena that weaponized identity politics you would start from a point of advantage.

 

[Captain Manning]

+1 for AnCap. Or really anything with anarchism in the name, and that usually uses a two colored flag with a diagonal black field. AnCom/Antifa is fucking retarded too.

The arguument that government can do more harm than good certainly has its place, but I have yet to hear a total abolitionist argument that doesn't descend into complete autism.

Be sure to use smug AnCap-chan as your avatar:



Or just go with some variety of Communism. Trotskyism is especially dumb.

 

[HeyYou]

Boomer PragerU lover, nothing else is acceptable.

 

[A Logging Company]

Boomer PragerU lover, nothing else is acceptable.

People do hate the boomers and boomer-tier positions. Argue with leftiest about being snowflakes, trigger the altright about how wonderful Israel is and how much I love my mixed race grandchildren. Would be easy to build a following to act as camouflage.

Perhaps reeeing from the center is the way to go in the current year.

 

[Lurkio]

Those are some pretty solid ideas. I've never had the dedication to commit to any long term dicking around, but if I have to come up with something new right on the spot, I'd say with how heated the political scene is, being a hard-core Centrist might work.

Not the "all political parties have their ups and downs" sort of way, more in the "if you belong to a political party or have an opinion, you're a sheep" sort of way. Just don't over-do it too much or people will probably pick up that you're baiting. Maybe have one or two semi-obscure political ideals to "believe in" that you can claim are "exceptions" or something just to keep people from catching on.

I'm far from experienced in doing this, they're just thought off the top of my head because this was a fun distraction for 5 minutes, take from it what you will.

 

[A Logging Company]

Those are some pretty solid ideas. I've never had the dedication to commit to any long term trolling, but if I have to come up with something new right on the spot, I'd say being a hard-core Centrist.

Not the "all political parties have thier ups and downs" sort of way, more in the "if you belong to a political party or have an opinion, your a sheep" sort of way. Just don't over-do it too much or people will probably pick up that you're baiting. Maybe have one or two semi-obscure political beliefs to "believe in" that you can claim are "exceptions" or something.

Pro-Circumcision Activist. It's all sheep and shills until you spare the foreskin, then you have an enemy for life.

 

[DJ Grelle]

nation of islam national bolshevism

 

[Emperor Julian]

Chinese legalism, incredably conservative without any of the lip service to the individual. Moviebob is bassically a legalist and everyone hates him across the board.

 

[ZeroFoxGiven]

become an extreme centrist on every issue. ever.

 

[A Logging Company]

Chinese legalism, incredably conservative without any of the lip service to the individual. Moviebob is bassically a legalist and everyone hates him across the board.

Movie blob is just an incoherent mess who has this vague notion of PROGRESS, which is a mish mash of MSNBC Dem-Progressive talking points and 50's futurism, all glued together with self serving narcissism and hatred of the other.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I'm doing Black Hebrew israelite lately on leftist forums. Pretty solid results so far.

 

[Save the Loli]

Antideutsch. It's communism of an antifa sort but you get to hate Germans as an inherently inferior race prone to fascism and proudly support Israel. The Dresden bombing in WWII was the greatest thing that ever happened to Germany. Palestinians and other Arabs are bad because they're antisemites. Iran is bad because they hate Israel. The United States and their foreign policy rules because it's helping Israel.

 

[ditto]

Eco-fascist.

Righties don't like it because it's the worst policies of the left, magnified. Lefties hate the authoritarian implications of their worldview being exposed. It's also completely defensible and justifiable.

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

I'd say gay nazi furry is a great trolling position

 

[ScamL Likely]

It doesn't really matter what flavor of ideology you go with since that's incidental to who you're targeting at the moment and trying to dodge bans more than anything, if your main goal is just to piss people off all you have to do is use some variant of either the Socratic method or the Hegelian dialectic in all your conversations in the most annoying way you can think of just to be as frustrating to talk to as possible.

 

[Captain Manning]

If you follow my advice about anarchism, be sure to talk about how you think age of consent laws are arbitrary and fascist. Do it frequently and often. Be sure to point out how Liberia and Somalia each have at least one paved road, so it's "totally workable guys." Then wax poetic about what a genius Aynn Rand was, but how she didn't go far enough.

That usually gets results.

For extra credit, go full SovCit. Mention the UCC and Admiralty Law, and refer to your vehicle as a "vessel." Watch Donut Operator's channel for "advice" on how to make this sound genuine and convincing.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Don't know. I always took the least sophisticated approach and posted stuff like this that would piss both sides off.

 

[No Exit]

Libertarian is always a funny political situation to take. It's absolutely retarded and fun to argue in favor for just because it can get so ridiculous.