Best positions and candidates to support to bring about doomsday? -

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I may or may not have a kindred soul in Chris Avellone and want to see the plate wiped clean. Which political positions and candidates should I support?

In particular I’m hoping for said politicians and candidates to act in a way that will result in a spectacular and controlled doomsday like event that kills most of humanity. I like the idea of a rampant uncontrollable plague but I’d prefer something else since I don’t know if I can deal with another cock tease like covid, just in case if it falls short of expectations. I’m not picky how, nuclear Armageddon works just as well for me since I’m not an environmentalist, so I don’t care if we fuck Mother Earth in the process.

 

[Shroom King]

If you hate Earth so much, you can save up for one of those space flights with Elon Musk.

 

[Pruto]

Current ones are already on it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If you hate Earth so much, you can save up for one of those space flights with Elon Musk.

I don’t necessarily want to die, I just want 90% of humanity to drop dead because I’m an misanthropic edge lord.

 

[DumbDude42]

no political position or candidate will do that for you
if accelerationism is what you want, the ballot box is the wrong place to look for it

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

no political position or candidate will do that for you
if accelerationism is what you want, the ballot box is the wrong place to look for it

Fair point. I’ll make sure to credit you in my manifesto.*

*which I’ll write in a book in minecraft before publishing it.

 

[DumbDude42]

Fair point. I’ll make sure to credit you in my manifesto.

"...and what really inspired my actions was an anonymous internet user with a weird ugly tranny avatar"
based

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Support whoever wants to nuke Russia from orbit. The resulting nuclear calamity will certainly end about 90% of human life.

The problem is that you can't control who's in the 90%, and that 90% may well include you.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Vote me in your upcoming local elections, I'll ensure a nuclear holocaust.

 

[Tism the Return]

Me, I will end it all.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Create an AI, and give it total control over all of the countries nukes. Have said AI become self aware, and within a nano second, see humanity as said threat to it, thus ending humanity in a nuclear holocaust.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Support whoever wants to nuke Russia from orbit. The resulting nuclear calamity will certainly end about 90% of human life.

The problem is that you can't control who's in the 90%, and that 90% may well include you.

As long as I don’t die alone, I can live with that.

 

[Just Dont]

If I were elected as the ruler of a nation I would close down borders and systematically create a fanatical population in the hopes of transforming it as a militaristic force akin to old romans so I could conquer neighbor countries and subjugate them.

Is the only way humanity can exist in this depraved degenerate world of ours.

I would call it The Legion and myself Caesar.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

In particular I’m hoping for said politicians and candidates to act in a way that will result in a spectacular and controlled doomsday like event that kills most of humanity.

Ah you're a man of style.
So you're probably looking at nuclear war then.

https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/Nuclearweaponswhohaswhat

So you're going to want to get someone who is willing to start a war between these countries.
Now with how geo-politics are these days you're probably gonna want a US vs China. Now China doesn't have a lot of nukes but China and Russia are weird bedfellows so a far with China could pull America in.

But if the Cold War taught us anything its that America and Russia are nuclear war pussies.

So China and India are currently in a border dispute. So if we can get them to start duking it out (properly) we can get America involved in the India side and Russia involved on the Chinese side (Pakistan might even join since they also have a border despite with India and decades of animosity). My money in that case is on China over-reacting (because if China were a person they'd have a very small penis) and firing the first nuke and when that happens it's all down hill from there.

But there is a slight problem. Look at who are the nuclear power, even if they all nuked each other that still leaves South America, larger parts of Africa and Australia mostly untouched... So it is a tough one but probably a good start.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If I were elected as the ruler of a nation I would close down borders and systematically create a fanatical population in the hopes of transforming it as a militaristic force akin to old romans so I could conquer neighbor countries and subjugate them.

Is the only way humanity can exist in this depraved degenerate world of ours.

I would call it The Legion and myself Caesar.

Ah you're a man of style.
So you're probably looking at nuclear war then.

https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/Nuclearweaponswhohaswhat

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So you're going to want to get someone who is willing to start a war between these countries.
Now with how geo-politics are these days you're probably gonna want a US vs China. Now China doesn't have a lot of nukes but China and Russia are weird bedfellows so a far with China could pull America in.

But if the Cold War taught us anything its that America and Russia are nuclear war pussies.

So China and India are currently in a border dispute. So if we can get them to start duking it out (properly) we can get America involved in the India side and Russia involved on the Chinese side (Pakistan might even join since they also have a border despite with India and decades of animosity). My money in that case is on China over-reacting (because if China were a person they'd have a very small penis) and firing the first nuke and when that happens it's all down hill from there.

But there is a slight problem. Look at who are the nuclear power, even if they all nuked each other that still leaves South America, larger parts of Africa and Australia mostly untouched... So it is a tough one but probably a good start.

Hmm… we could just sell Brazil and Argentina nuclear weapons?