Burned Docs Best President Essay -
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I know it's already been said before, but I'll say it one last time:
HONER ROLL MY ASS!
HONER ROLL MY ASS!
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Oh my God XD
Kennedy already knew how to build space rockets, that's why he was so sure about going to the moon. Almost makes up for his drawbacks like being a wealthy, beloved war hero XD
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Kennedy already knew how to build space rockets, that's why he was so sure about going to the moon. Almost makes up for his drawbacks like being a wealthy, beloved war hero XD
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Whoever wrote "you tell fun jokes" is responsible for Chris' Donald Duck impression and fondness for Random Access Humor.
Without that dude or dudette there would be no Sonichu. True American hero.
Without that dude or dudette there would be no Sonichu. True American hero.
One wonders what the Republican Cur would've thought if he read this essay.
I'm assuming that essay was a week long project or something. In which case, Honor Roll my ass.
Twelve "sentences" in that "essay." Like two to three sentences per "paragraph."
I put these in quotes because they are piss poor representatives of what sentences, essays, and paragraphs really are.
I put these in quotes because they are piss poor representatives of what sentences, essays, and paragraphs really are.
I think we all know the real reason Chris admires President Kennedy: The dude got china!
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Oh god, the warm fuzzies... That had to be from the anger management/sped class. I always hating doing these with special ed kids because it always generated a shitstorm. I saw an autistic kid punch another student in the mouth because he said he "drew dragons really well" when they were in fact "dragon dogs".
Props to the guy who just wrote "o.k.". That's some fine minimal effort.
Props to the guy who just wrote "o.k.". That's some fine minimal effort.
Not surprised to see no boy's names in that "talk to people" exercise. Further medical proof that Chris gets on better with women.
Being an editorial cartoonist seems like a promising career option for Chris.And nine years later...
While no longer a Republican, I'm still mostly conservative. John F. Kennedy is one of my favorite Presidents along with Dwight D. Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan.
Edit: Forgot Teddy Roosevelt. How could I forget him?
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He can't be that exceptional. At least he wrote a real president instead of writing "Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler."
High School. Are you really that surprised though?
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