BEST TORRID HAUL EVER!!!! 07/04/2019 - Because nothing says patriotism like consumerism

bev

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Murica y'all

0:26 Opens up with disclaimer that she's aware that not everyone likes torrid hauls but some people do. She's trying to be more diverse with her content and she generally likes doing them. [not like she's done these videos countless times before]

0:47 First item is a red, wrinkled Minnie Mouse dress. Got it in a size five because "it's that material that doesn't stretch." If it did stretch, she would've gotten a size four. Avoids using words like "chest piece" and "challis."

1:16 Another size 5 dress. Wrinkled, white polka-dotted and glasses pattern. "One of the cutest dresses I have ever, ever got from Torrid." Claims that every time she wears the dress, she'll remember to wear new glasses. Needs to get new pair since she broke hers. Claims to also need to wear glasses 24/7.

1:53 Whenever she buys shirts, she says she needs to get a size six. Unless if it's the baby-doll style, which she gets at a dainty size XXXXXL.

2:00 Prolonged "sneeze" cutaway in a sad attempt to prolong the video. Doesn't work since vid is only about 8 minutes long.

2:11 "Blush pink" grey shirt that she thinks is super cute and is the material she likes.

2:31 Got a dress in size four that she's nervous about because it feels like a new material. Black, sheer dress with floral pattern. It's actually nice. Forgets what the word "slip" is. Will enjoy in hot weather.

3:14 Another dress that's "super unique." Black with fox pattern on it. Some sort of faint, blue checkered pattern. Looks almost exactly like the dress she's wearing here. Got it in a size five but believes that it'll be tight on her because of the material.

Also here she claims to be losing weight, but since she doesn't know when she'll upload this video, won't go into further details because she "doesn't want to spill too much regarding that." If something is a little too tight, "All I gotta do is lose a little more weight ;)"

4:19 Another shirt. "I take pride in the fact that I like girls." [except for going to pride]. It's a sequined rainbow heart tank. Eric pops in to agree that the shirt is cute but he critiques their lack of green. He tries on the shirt, and the thing drapes over him like a long dress. "Don't stretch it out."

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The other shirt is the same motif but with "Human" repeated over top. "Even though we're gay, we're still human." Becky pops in to agree it's cute.

6:08 Interesting, baity exchange:
Amber: "Gotta rep."
Becky: "Gotta rep, you right!"
Amber: "Even though Becky, you know--"
Becky: "Even though Becky what?!"
[cut]
Amber: Laughing like a toddler, "I'll edit that out don't worry."

6:21: Got jewelry. Some feather earrings and hooped earrings. This part is so boring, sorry, I cannot. The hoops are attrocious neon colors. Claims to want to wear them with the pride shirts. Did she think that she was going to go to pride?

7:31 Wants to do a LookBook. Wants to show her body wearing these outfits. "I can't wait to transform, because I am, you know, trying to lose weight and all that." Wants to still dress cute while being the size. More FA sperging. "I understand health is very impor--in' but so is feeling good about yourself, even if you are this size."

Fin.

I'm not going to do this again omfg.
 
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another? we are DEEP into stage 3. wonder when the crying videos will begin again?

she's wearing the same "little dress with watermelons on them" outfit situation from the video that was uploaded on june 25th, recorded may 24th. this video is 6 fucking weeks old.

and in today's video she said she's losing weight which means she must be down to 300 elbees by now
 
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