Best way to confess my love to a girl? -

[MemeGrey]

Never did I expect to ask kf what i'm gonna ask, but I love this girl, I want to give her the world. I was curious how you guys would confess, text? Call her up? Love note or in person? I would never text personally. I think if I was gonna confess it would be in person, let her see me and my true feelings you know? So yeah thats it plz reply down below. Please remember to never reveal personal info or a bully is gonna dox you and then you'll have to run all over deleting all your furry art around here users are vicious, mean and hate liberal people, they'd literally desert someone for being a lefty. Don't you forget it!

 

[Quintex96]

Burn your name into her front yard.

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Send her a photo of yourself sucking a BBC with the caption: Can you suck my cock like this, babe?
Btw, love you.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Tell grill you love her. Simple. But grill has to love you back otherwise it’s creepy

 

[Driftwood]

Flash her employer. Big dick energy.

 

[Spl00gies]

Send her a lock of your hair.

 

[MemeGrey]

I am mad.

 

[Spl00gies]

Llwyd you sneaky little shit

 

[tehpope]

Say Anything nigga.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Tell your mom I love her, too. She makes amazing cookies.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Turn around, start running, keep running, and don't stop until you're over the border, goddamnit.

 

[FakeNewsAnchor]

First you gotta write her a heartfelt letter explaining your feelings for her, put it in a classy envelope - something with embroidery and whatnot. Go to her house on the weekend and knock on the front door. If she doesn't answer after a minute or so, take it upon yourself to check on her to make sure she's okay. Leave the envelope outside first so you won't look like a stalker or anything. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Tell her flat out "I want to get you pregnant" then walk towards her slowly while pulling your penis out and never breaking eye contact.

Women love romantic shit like this.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Slap her and establish dominance.

 

[Lensherr]

Pretend that you're Kevin Costner.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Just be like Ay yo wanna smoke weed and watch art films?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Criticize and make fun of her appearance. Girls love a guy with fashion sense.

 

[Mister Loser]

Clever bastard.

 

[Flatbill Oligarch]

send her 600 emails. if that fails brand her initials onto your dick and send her a pic, shows you dedication

 

[chimpSculpture_]

Wait until she starts dating a black guy and then send an acid bomb to her house. Then blow your brains out before it arrives and ruin the plan.