Best way to invest in troons? -

[garakfan69]

2021 is the year of the trooncalypse

What stocks should I buy to make some money off that trend?

Soylent and dragon dildos don't seem to be publicly traded.
What's the company behind those rainbow socks?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Some crime scene cleaning / body removing company.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Some crime scene cleaning / body removing company.

Yes, due to the high suicide rate for troons. Seems like such companies are usually dealing with suicide cases.

 

[JamalActimel]

Ropes

 

[garakfan69]

Ropes

Checks out.

 

[Pee Cola]

Twitter (TWTR).

Not Financial Advice.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Medical malpractice insurance.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Sell Kiwi Farms shirts.

 

[Tleilaxian]

Well the major players in the HRT & related products game are Abbott Laboratories, Allergan, Bayer, Novartis, Noven Pharmaceuticals, Novo Nordisk, Orion Pharma, Pfizer, & TherapeuticsMD.

So those would be some good companies to invest in if you want to make some money from mentally ill men inverting their penises.

 

[TFT-A9]

Invest in whatever airlines fly to Thailand and Iran a lot

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

you'd also want to check out in firearm companies (for the fancy troons)

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Invest in programming sock companies.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

you post on kiwifarms so thats already enough

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

I hug them and tell them I love them.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I'd say it wait until dilation stations become commercialized. There's bound to be a big company or two that's got public use gap wideners in the works, surely that's the stock worth investing in.

 

[Niggernerd]

2021 is the year of the trooncalypse

What stocks should I buy to make some money off that trend?

Soylent and dragon dildos don't seem to be publicly traded.
What's the company behind those rainbow socks?

Rope

 

[Altzek]

With a car crashing into them at 60 miles per hour.

 

[Penis Drager]

This report analyzes the worldwide markets for Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) in US$ Thousand.
...
The report profiles 31 companies including many key and niche players such as:

• Abbott Laboratories.
• Allergan.
• Bayer.
• Novartis.
• Noven Pharmaceuticals.
• Novo Nordisk.
• Orion Pharma.
• Pfizer.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

lobbying for assisted suicide

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

First invest in companies in that sell gender skittles. Then when the gender craze hits an all time high sell it and buy stocks in large law firms that specialize in medicine malpractice and specifically in botched surgeries.

This is financial advice. I am not a financial advisor but I lurk /Biz/, Wall Street Bets, and r/Investing so I basically have a doctorate in finance as well as business administration.