Sonichu Best (Worst) Quote of Each Sonichu Character -

[SexyRexy]

What do you think is each character's signature line? Examples:
Wild: "Snergen-Flergen!"
Magi-Chan: "EVAN KILLED MOMMY!"
Darkbind: "My two balls!"
GodJesus: "I'm Jesus. Sup?"

 

[DoctorButler]

Manajerk - "Fistful Fries"

 

[SpessCaptain]

"I am the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it." - Christine, Issue 11.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

"All that is down is only the floor." - Chris

 

[Dr. Meme]

"I am the creator of sonichu. This is his story and nothing else" -Chris, episode 1

 

[Paladin]

"My Wooden badge is delicious!" Jerkief. That, and "My soul hurts!"

 

[Ford Johnes]

To me "My two balls!!" from issue 6 is the most memorable Magi-Chan line.

It's incredibly hard to pick the worst line for Chris, there's a lot of terrible ones. "Only three words... DRINK MY BLOOD!" from issue 10 is definitely up there though.

 

[SATC Vortex]

Any disclaimer is unintentionally bad while being hilarious.
My favorite line was, "If they are going to put a strap-on over my glorious, beautiful pussy, their behinds are going to be spanked hard!"

 

[melty]

"But during the stone age...!"

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

"May I orbit your belt?" - Rosechu, AXE ad

 

[Johnny Bravo]

"I should be dead... but dark forces keep me... alive. What a show!" - Jason, after being forcibly absorbed into Rosechu's pussy.

 

[SexyRexy]

Silvana: "I never kiss and do-tell."
IBAChandler: "And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain."
Dr. Bill Schwartz: "I gave up working for Giovanny to save lives. I hat these bad days."
Rosechu: "Awe, I don't know child, what with the dumb laws..."

 

[SOINCHU]

Would take to much space to quote it all so I'll just post the whole comic page below.

I'd say the long text-wall rant by Sonichu about how he's straight and tired of being "misterstood" ranks up there.

Spoiler

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

"Buck up!! My heart was previously shattered, but I'm not complaining!" - Chris

 

[Trombonista]

"My two balls!" is a great Darkbind line (and probably the only reason people even remember the character), but his next line is even better:

Why do thes crystals have to attrach each other... I cannot be deprived of my balls... yet I need all seven to awaken my beloved Zelina...

 

[blackasperchu]

Would take to much space to quote it all so I'll just post the whole comic page below.

I'd say the long text-wall rant by Sonichu about how he's straight and tired of being "misterstood" ranks up there.

Spoiler

He's LITERALLY flaming as he decries being misinterpreted as a homo

 

[Ford Johnes]

"My two balls!" is a great Darkbind line (and probably the only reason people even remember the character), but his next line is even better:

Wait that was Darkbind? I thought it was Magi-chan because of the closeup and the fact they're both purple.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"A drawing of me and Megan... intimate? And I drew that?"

-Chris

 

[DoctorButler]

It's so blunt, and tactless - The very essence of Chris' dialogue.

 

[Pikonic]