CUCK! Beta limey attempts Trump assassination, fails - he clearly didn't play any murder simulators

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/06/20/man-arrested-for-wanting-to-kill-trump.html

A man was arrested at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas on Saturday after he attempted to grab a police officer's gun, the U.S. Secret Service told The Daily Beast. According to a federal agent in an unsealed criminal complaint, Michael Steven Sandford wanted to use it to kill the presumptive Republican presidential nominee. Sandford was also reportedly in the country illegally after overstaying his visa from the United Kingdom.

Special Agent Swierkowski, named in the complaint in U.S. District Court in Nevada, said Sandford told officers he drove from California to kill Trump. He also practiced shooting at a Las Vegas gun range the day before, added Swierkowski, whose first name was redacted.

In a statement to The Daily Beast, the U.S. Secret Service confirmed the details of the encounter with local law enforcement. The agency also told The Daily Beast that Sandford was charged with unlawful entry and assault. According to the complaint, he was planning an assassination attempt for a year and planned on dying while carrying it out.

"Additional charges are pending and this investigation continues by the Secret Service and our law enforcement partners," the statement reads. "As this is an ongoing investigation, we cannot provide further details."

PROTIP: when attempting an assassination, make sure you're armed with more than just fetal alcohol syndrome and ripped jeans

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Not gonna shitpost here, too serious.

Fuck this scrawny lil bitch.
- signed, someone that doesn't even like Trump

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Spoiler: Not funposting here either

That guy's plan was really, really, really stupid. One reason being that US presidential campaign rallies have very tight security because they don't want to take any chances. Another being the public outrage such an act would cause.

Anyway, good that he was foiled.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

LOL he just jealous that all his BITCH WHORE WOMEN are being raped by disgusting Islams and I bet he can't even get the good, uncensored hentai games in the cUcK

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He's lucky Trump didn't just pull out his deagle (Or whatever gun he has) and shoot him between the eyes imo.

 

[John Titor]

Build the wall around the UK!

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

he planned this for a year and STILL showed up with nothing! his Plan A was to steal a cop's gun, and there was no Plan B! have english people forgotten what it's like to have cops with guns?! harris and klebold did better than this faggot and all they had was Doom

 

[HG 400]

buy your own gun ffs

 

[Shugo]

Wow, illegal immigrants really are trying to murder us. We need to go and deport people with expired visas or else more extremists like this might slip through the cracks.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/authorit...y-planned-kill-trump-095014851--election.html

This article says he was jobless, possibly a NEET and has autism.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Is that guy in the front trying to sext a clothed nipple pic to someone?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

for a moment I thought someone photoshopped my face onto it

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Soon we'll have two blond leaders Amerifriends!:

 

[Broseph Stalin]

lelkek stupid britfags. If he had a skeleton in him and a katana insted of rushign to grab cop gun he woldve porbyl stod a chance agant lizardguard

 

[Hom Tanks]

lelkek stupid britfags. If he had a skeleton in him and a katana insted of rushign to grab cop gun he woldve porbyl stod a chance agant lizardguard

Everyone knows that Britfags are too beta to buy their own guns, much less buy their own butter knives unless the Queen says it's ok.

If this faggot was playing more Call of Duty, he could have 360 noscoped Trump with his AWP, but he's too beta to play any murder simulators or even plan this shit beyond "grab a gun and shoot".

(Funposting aside, It was a really fucking dumb plan to try and kill Trump with a handgun at a rally with tight security. Did that guy really think he was gonna pull off another JFK assassination with just a handgun stolen from an officer? That's a double helping of stupid there, trying to assassinate a presidential candidate at his own rally and taking a handgun from an officer to do so.)

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Somehow I knew it would be a whisper thin lad wearing Vaudevillian makeup. I just knew.