Better call for Marriage Counselling -

[HG 400]

@Saul Goodman
@MrsGoodman

Mr and Mrs. Goodman, please take a seat. Let's start with Mr. Goodman. What do you feel is the main problem in your marriage? Don't hold back.

 

[Holdek]

Can I watch?

 

[MrsGoodman]

I'M A BIG GIRL NOW! I am in the privates!

 

[KingofManga420]

This thread is autistic and you should feel autistic.

 

[HG 400]

This thread is autistic and you should feel autistic.

No you're autistic.

 

[Saul Goodman]

@Saul Goodman
@MrsGoodman

Mr and Mrs. Goodman, please take a seat. Let's start with Mr. Goodman. What do you feel is the main problem in your marriage? Don't hold back.

No problem with the marriage (it's long over). Mrs. G was my first wife (not the second one I'm having the nasty divorce with now). We broke up because we married young and just weren't compatible (differences in religion and desire for offspring -- I wanted kids, she didn't/doesn't). That said, we're still good friends and occasional -- um -- buddies (what can I say, she's a slut with questionable standards).

Also, to respond to what @MrsGoodman said in the Sulkowicz thread: While it is true that my Ass Burgers damaged our relationship, there were other stressors. Just sayin'.

Edit: Mrs. G angrily texted me to remind me that her diagnosis was BPD and not bipolar. Please make a note of it.

 

[HG 400]

Tell us more.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Tell us more.

Well, our biggest argument was over how to handle Australian shit posters. My style is, as you know, to throat-rape them into submission. Mrs. G. prefers the guillotine.

It's funny how such trivial differences of opinion can lead to such great marital discord . . .

 

[MrsGoodman]

Also, to respond to what @MrsGoodman said in the Sulkowicz thread: While it is true that my Ass Burgers damaged our relationship, there were other stressors. Just sayin'.

Edit: Mrs. G angrily texted me to remind me that her diagnosis was BPD and not bipolar. Please make a note of it.

What are you talking about? It's perfectly normal to call someone twenty times in a row...

Tell us more.

There is not much, to be honest. Mr. Goodman is a very lovely person, but our crazies just don't mix that well. We get along swimmingly now... except for when he has a "sudden emergency" when we have important plans, which turns out to be a threesome with two not-so-lesbian lesbians.

 

[HG 400]

Well, our biggest argument was over how to handle Australian shit posters. My style is, as you know, to throat-rape them into submission. Mrs. G. prefers the guillotine.

It's funny how such trivial differences of opinion can lead to such great marital discord . . .

You didn't pack enough heat to throat-rape me into submission.

There is not much, to be honest. Mr. Goodman is a very lovely person, but our crazies just don't mix that well. We get along swimmingly now... except for when he has a "sudden emergency" when we have important plans, which turns out to be a threesome with two not-so-lesbian lesbians.

I'm disappointed at your lack of drama and will probably stop counselling you unless you start straight-up libeling each other.

 

[MrsGoodman]

You didn't pack enough heat to throat-rape me into submission.

It's okay, booboo - I'll help! My cock is much bigger than his <3

 

[HG 400]

It's okay, booboo - I'll help! My cock is much bigger than his <3

Just to clarify when I rated that optimistic I meant *I'm* optimistic, not you.

 

[MrsGoodman]

Just to clarify when I rated that optimistic I meant *I'm* optimistic, not you.

Saul doesn't believe I can top. He's wrong.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Faggots

 

[The Dude]

Well, our biggest argument was over how to handle Australian shit posters. My style is, as you know, to throat-rape them into submission. Mrs. G. prefers the guillotine.

It's funny how such trivial differences of opinion can lead to such great marital discord . . .

Everyone knows the best way to deal with Australians is to make them swim with stingrays.

 

[Holdek]

@MrsGoodman if you two are divorced why do you call yourself "MrsGoodman" and not "Ex-MrsGoodman?" Is there a hope there that this will blossom once more into Beyond Friendship?

 

[MrsGoodman]

@MrsGoodman if you two are divorced why do you call yourself "MrsGoodman" and not "Ex-MrsGoodman?" Is there a hope there that this will blossom once more into Beyond Friendship?

He made the screenname!!

 

[Holdek]

He made the screenname!!

Then maybe he should be the one asked that question!

@Dynastia will you please provide counseling to @Saul Goodman to determine what his feels are?

 

[Saul Goodman]

@Dynastia will you please provide counseling to @Saul Goodman to determine what his feels are?

TFW you regret not shelling out the coke zero $$ because you really need to access the "horrifying" rating.

As for feels: I can pretty confidently say neither of us wants to be married / in a LTR again (as the lady said, our crazies don't mix well).

But yeah, that was a bad screen name suggestion on my part. What can I say -- I showed her the Farms while we were making out and chatting about Nick Bate (who she knew about from ED). Was obviously not thinking that clearly.

Perhaps @MrsGoodman should ask an admin if she can take advantage of the one-time name change policy.

 

[MrsGoodman]

What can I say -- I showed her the Farms while we were making out and chatting about Nick Bate (who she knew about from ED). Was obviously not thinking that clearly.

Yes, his pillow talk is always this aspie and awful. Nothing hotter than hearing about coprophiliac pedophiles.

Perhaps @MrsGoodman should ask an admin if she can take advantage of the one-time name change policy.

When I know that it bothers you? No way. Get used to being called "hubs," I think it's hilarious