Big AL is live from IHOP at 4:30AM - 9/22/2018

[C3PBRO]

These captures are courtesy of the FB group.

This stream was entirely pointless. She didn't respond to comments, Becky looked tired and was bleating about going home the entire time.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Who the fuck goes out to eat pancakes at 4 in the morning other than people who work late shifts? Oh...

I just want to see the faces of the employees when they saw this monolithic giant waddling into the establishment. Also, no offense to anyone who likes it, but that animal app is dumb. And you look dumb using it.

 

[FitBitch]

Becky looked tired and was bleating about going home the entire time.

Who the fuck goes out to eat pancakes at 4 in the morning

"Amberlynn whah are we here so late I wanna go home."
"Don't you want to show the haydurs I'm not bedbound and am living my best life, Becky? IHOP at 4 am is a great place to show off your best life."

 

[guacieface]

I guess the ‘binge monster’ wanted the early bird special. What’s the bet AL didn’t sleep and woke Necky to drive her so she could have pancakes (and the rest of the menu)

 

[Bitchboy95]

So she was drunk and decided to go to IHOP at 4 am with Rafe. You can see Hannah lumbering ahead of Becky in the last stream. Rafe must've been the one who tried to stick the sausage in her face. If it had been Eric she would've shown him.

 

[Orange Banana]

Imagine seeing these two waddle into your shop at 4:30 am. One is huge but all dressed up with the other a thumb in a graphic tee and a snapback. You know you're in for a horror show the first time you hear the huge one cackle.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Why not make pancakes at home? They're so easy. And the mark-up at a diner is insane. She could eat 10x the pancakes!

 

[Dutch Courage]

Well, it sure seems like everything is going smoothly there. Why just eat calories when you can drink them too? I just marvel at the lack of self-awareness. There have been times when I got a weird craving at 4AM, but didn't act on it because I actually cared what the drive-thru window cashier might think... If I were 540 pounds, or even half that, I would be too embarrassed to sit down at Ihop at 4AM for a pile of French Toast. However, our gorl doesn't get rich by feeling embarrassment. I eagerly await the downfall that will put some of the smugness in check; it won't be long now...

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Becky is soooooo done with her.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

You know after all that's happened in the last two days words can't express how relaxing it is to see Amberlynn Reid being her usual obese self and this board carrying on as if nothing has happened. I usually love the board but right now its making me feel so good.

 

[littlebiscuits]

That fake breathy exhale laugh while everyone else stared at her in silence was pure cringe.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

We all know our gorl has more fake personalities than she goes shitty gaudy jewelry, but what's with the sudden vindictive cuntiness? She's making it pretty obvious she reads the farms (that fucking "i'm bedbound!" with that awful wheezy laugh, chrirst) and isn't even trying to hide it at this point.

Also, her breathing is horrifying. You're dying, AL, there's no way to get around it at this point

 

[JambledUpWords]

I feel sorry for whomever had to service that behemoth. They probably saw her stomp in with the grace of a rhinoceros and knew they were in for a session with the Binge Monster.

Accompanied by a thumb, the beanbag took a seat. With a dainty giggle, she proceeded to order her French toast with a full omelette side. The Binge Monster wasn’t pleased so our gorl was forced to order more. The cooks, not knowing what they were in for, looked at the order in surprise. They saw that the Binge Monster needed most of the menu to be satisfied.

Meanwhile, Big Al and her valiant thumb in a Walmart hat waited eagerly for their food. Our gorl was all laughs and giggles, but her thumb was somber. This is an odd pairing, and one would think they were strangers. Little did others know that they were gorlfriends in a love story that rivals Jack and Rose. Without a care, Becky doesn’t realize that she is Rose and will lose her Jack.

When the food arrives, warm and inviting, the Binge Monster sees the food and convinces her beanbag companion to eat as much as possible. Under threat, our gorl stops laughing and turns off her Snapchat. The Binge Monster needs full attention and wants our gorl to use more butter and syrup. Sausage fingers start to reach for French toast and she daintily takes small bites. Luckily, equipped with a mouth so large, she devours it.

This is not enough, the Binge Monster needs more, so armed with silverware, the rest of the food is plundered. It never stood a chance against the Great Abominable Graceful Sasquatch. Her thumb, clad in a graphic t-shirt, starts to complain that she’s tired and wants to leave.

After paying her dues, with a satiated Binge Monster, our gorl takes small steps and breathes deeply. They make their way to the magestic Silverado, only the best car for our gorl, and get in.

In the back of the car, the behemoth proclaims with gusto, “Babe, can we do that again?”

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Also, her breathing is horrifying. You're dying, AL, there's no way to get around it at this point

I'm kind of impressed. Most of us would die before getting that fat. I mean, I was struggling with going up stairs and long distance walking 20 lbs. ago. I can't imagine the strain of 400 + elbees. Her liver is overtaxed and she's yellow. Her heart is likely enlarged... I bet her kidneys might be okay, though. The one thing she has going for her is she isn't straining her body, and that could buy her ten more years.

 

[Owlflaps]

I hope Amber at least tipped the poor waitress / waiters. No one deserves to deal with her her heaving lardy ass at 4:30 in the morning.

 

[Soda Sink]

If you're in bed 90% of the time and are only able to walk from the back seat to a restaurant booth to consume thousands of calories in one sitting, you're basically bedbound, Amber.

 

[8008135]

She's making it pretty obvious she reads the farms

Well, yeah. That whole "orange chicken" cringe disaster was a blatant response to everyone here mocking her obsession with it. It generally doesn't get played up anywhere else she'd see (Youtube comments, Instagram, etc.), so how else would she be aware of it?

 

[89elbees]

Imagine being a waiter and seeing the host walk that group to your section. Semper fucking fi ratings.

 

[Guardsman42]

Every one acts like this some sort of odd occurence..but I suspect that the local Ihop sees her quite often.

I imagine they already know they have to give her the already broken to hell booth to fit her in and she's there to inhale a few thousand calories of butter and syrup. They probably open extra portions in the back as she spends a good fifteen minutes waddling 50 feet.

 

[497]

Is it the norm for Rafe to be making such early morning pancake trips? I'm wondering if their car broke down or something happened they had to call her for help again. AL seemed a little manic in these... just pointing the camera at the ceiling and giggling while playing on her phone.