"My doctor told me I was going to die if I didn't lose weight. He lidurllly wished death on me. Boolie"
Waddle the fupa nevermoreIt was many and many a year ago
In the kingdom of Kentucky,
That a gorl filmed her mukbang videos
By the name of Amberlynn Reid;
And this dainty gorl lived with no other thought
Than to feed and to vlog and to feed.
I was a thumb and she was a lardass,
In this kingdom of Kentucky,
Consumed shrimp like crack and she bought me snapbacks-
I and my Amberlynn Reid-
With YouTube bucks that a sped sloth called Dustin
Coveted her and me.
-Edgar Allan Poe