Big Al's Epitaph -

Crass_and_Champ

esteemed Austrian botanist Hermut Krebs
kiwifarms.net
It was many and many a year ago
In the kingdom of Kentucky,
That a gorl filmed her mukbang videos
By the name of Amberlynn Reid;
And this dainty gorl lived with no other thought
Than to feed and to vlog and to feed.

I was a thumb and she was a lardass,
In this kingdom of Kentucky,
Consumed shrimp like crack and she bought me snapbacks-
I and my Amberlynn Reid-
With YouTube bucks that a sped sloth called Dustin
Coveted her and me.


-Edgar Allan Poe
 

FunkyFupa

kiwifarms.net
It was many and many a year ago
In the kingdom of Kentucky,
That a gorl filmed her mukbang videos
By the name of Amberlynn Reid;
And this dainty gorl lived with no other thought
Than to feed and to vlog and to feed.

I was a thumb and she was a lardass,
In this kingdom of Kentucky,
Consumed shrimp like crack and she bought me snapbacks-
I and my Amberlynn Reid-
With YouTube bucks that a sped sloth called Dustin
Coveted her and me.


-Edgar Allan Poe
Waddle the fupa nevermore
 
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