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YOUR AND IDIOT
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So Amberlynn reckons she has 5-6 of the same pair of ~$10 black laygeens (she makes this same claim of her bra) and she buys new ones from Walmart online.

But her laygeens have so many fucking holes in them that the most pedantic of kiwis could map them like a star chart, and it's just so easily confirmed that it's the same godforsaken pair over and over again. And no fatass, putting them on backwards won't outfox our particular brand of autism.

Even if we want to be generous and entertain her bullshit for a second; if you had 5-6 of the same cheap ass laygeens and got a hole in one pair, why the fuck would you not just throw them away and carry on using the rest?
 

Guardsman42

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So Amberlynn reckons she has 5-6 of the same pair of ~$10 black laygeens (she makes this same claim of her bra) and she buys new ones from Walmart online.

But her laygeens have so many fucking holes in them that the most pedantic of kiwis could map them like a star chart, and it's just so easily confirmed that it's the same godforsaken pair over and over again. And no fatass, putting them on backwards won't outfox our particular brand of autism.

Even if we want to be generous and entertain her bullshit for a second; if you had 5-6 of the same cheap ass laygeens and got a hole in one pair, why the fuck would you not just throw them away and carry on using the rest?
I wonder if legitimately she has sores etc and basically they're healing with the leggings sticking to it. So when she takes off the leggings she's ripping off half decaying skin. Could be one reason she hates changing clothes. It's physically pain as it tears open wounds.
 

Gunslinger

Do you like biscetti?
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Strine

It had become a glimmering gorl,
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So Amberlynn reckons she has 5-6 of the same pair of ~$10 black laygeens (she makes this same claim of her bra) and she buys new ones from Walmart online.

But her laygeens have so many fucking holes in them that the most pedantic of kiwis could map them like a star chart, and it's just so easily confirmed that it's the same godforsaken pair over and over again. And no fatass, putting them on backwards won't outfox our particular brand of autism.

Even if we want to be generous and entertain her bullshit for a second; if you had 5-6 of the same cheap ass laygeens and got a hole in one pair, why the fuck would you not just throw them away and carry on using the rest?
She just happens to own many scores of leggeeeens and braws, which she changes multiple times a day like Marie Antoinette, but which happen to all look exactly as derelict and filthy as each other. That makes much more sense than Amber being a slovenly shit. Rumours of her filthiness are just malicious gossip: remember it WASN'T a roach living in her hair. That would be disgusting. She'll have you know it was a TOTALLY DIFFERENT species of filthy vermin.
 

Xanax

Viva la constipacion!
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So Amberlynn reckons she has 5-6 of the same pair of ~$10 black laygeens (she makes this same claim of her bra) and she buys new ones from Walmart online.

But her laygeens have so many fucking holes in them that the most pedantic of kiwis could map them like a star chart, and it's just so easily confirmed that it's the same godforsaken pair over and over again. And no fatass, putting them on backwards won't outfox our particular brand of autism.

Even if we want to be generous and entertain her bullshit for a second; if you had 5-6 of the same cheap ass laygeens and got a hole in one pair, why the fuck would you not just throw them away and carry on using the rest?
god, just imagine the fucking smell stuck to those leggings. superfats have a particular unpleasant musk even when they change regularly because of sweat getting trapped in folds that they can't get to. amber must smell like a butt's ass.
 

Orange//Net

Offically doxxed by the Antifa Furry Army
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The ears, the bad ombre, the 8XL cardigan, and lesbian propaganda shirt. This one checks all the boxes for me.

Also, her head looks like it's fucking detached in this pic.

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This one has all the key Amberisms, even has a choker and a misused selfie stick.
Although this looks like when she still washed her hair on a semi regular basis.
 
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Guardsman42

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ahh, back when Amberlynn sort of, almost, kiiiiinda had shoulders

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Honestly even after you said the comment I don't see them.

Her neck goes straight to her arms. The material of her top digs in so badly it isn't funny. It's like it's being absorbed by the fat.
 

Based Tom Nook

"Thanks much!"
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Honestly even after you said the comment I don't see them.

Her neck goes straight to her arms. The material of her top digs in so badly it isn't funny. It's like it's being absorbed by the fat.
It's like in extremely fat people that the person's body doesn't know what to do with all the fat and it begins to grow out of unnatural placed (i.e. fat wings).
 
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Strine

It had become a glimmering gorl,
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Honestly even after you said the comment I don't see them.

Her neck goes straight to her arms. The material of her top digs in so badly it isn't funny. It's like it's being absorbed by the fat.
You can at least tell she has a clavicle and vaguely where her arms are jointed. Now it's just a round head on top of a sphere. She looks like a snowman with dog shit on its head.
 
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