Biggest Sexual Mistake -

[GS 281]

We all have them.

Did you get burnt (pick up an STD) from a random chick you met at a club? Did you wake up next to a girl (or guy) who looked like ADF? Did you get tossed out for trying to incorporate one of your weird fetishes?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I was gonna write "watching Showgirls" but then I remembered that I had already made that stupid joke in the "embarrassing sex stories" thread.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Does shooting a guy in one of his bulging dick veins with dope count?

 

[Bluebird]

My biggest sexual mistake was not hiring the services of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes when I was in charlottesville last month.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Masturbating with the door unlocked

 

[The Fool]

me

 

[DrainRedRain]

me

Yeah, when my mom and my dad got wild one night, it was the biggest sexual mistake of all time.

 

[IV 445]

I hit this black girl's puss too hard. I figured she had been taking 12-inchers since she started, so there'd be plenty of room for me, right? Wrong. She got pissed and limped home, and I felt like an absolute ass. Wouldn't even accept a ride.

I looked it up, there's like some serious math involved with sex. The average vaginal canal is about 2-4 inches, but expands up to 200% on arousal. It's hard to think about those things when you're also hard.

 

[VJ 120]

having standards

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Jerking off to this thread while taking a baitpost seriously.

Yes, that happened.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Masturbating with the door unlocked

Masturbating with the door.

 

[Bluebird]

Masturbating with the door.

Getting a doorknob stuck up my ass.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Arriving to the bar already fucked up, hooking up with someone only to realize that morning he was my 2nd cousin.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

I forgot to tell my dad to use lube... Boy did my asshole hurt the next day.

 

[GV 998]

letting my wife continue to blow me when she was gagging a little more than usual.

...vomit all over my lap

Wew lad

 

[timecop]

there are no sexual mistakes, just happy little accidents

 

[Hui]

>kiwi
>sex

hm?

 

[Todesfurcht]

Masturbating in front of a window and almost getting caught.

 

[The Fool]

Masturbating in front of a window and almost getting caught.

What were you fapping at

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Telling him it's big when it really isn't.

What were you fapping at

He probably lives across from OPL.