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Horrorcow Bill Schmalfeldt / Will Munko / William Mathew Schmalfeldt / The Liberal Grouch / SkullFlattenerSt. Francis, Wi; Pedo, Coprophiliac, Stalker, Journalist, Friend to Terrorists, and Word Salad Chef

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Feline Darkmage, May 17, 2016.

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    Pictured above: Bill, CONFIRMED
    @Kyyyyyyyle sent me this message about this photo:
    "FD: I wanted to comment on your initial spoiler in the OP of Bill's thread. That is a confirmed picture of Bill Schmalfeldt. It was taken by his late wife Gail after he had had DBS surgery for his "Parkinsons Disease." Yes, it's really and truly him. It can be found in his book Parky Place I think."

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    And this is King Kong Bundy

    SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bill_Schmalfeldt#Who_Is_Bill_Schmalfeldt.3F

    This character came onto my radar as I was browsing through /pt/. (Unfortunately it has been moved to lolcowchan's /manure/ section now) William "Bill" Schmalfeldt is a deranged man that looks like a living thumb and/or wrestling star King Kong Bundy and relentless stalks the people who have been making fun of his idiocy for years, and has nearly a dozen restraining orders on him, among a litany of legal troubles.

    Several blogs run posts about this internet tough guy and stalker, several exclusively dedicated to him, while others he is just a mere category (albeit with, pages upon pages about him.)

    https://runwolf.wordpress.com/category/bill-schmalfeldt/
    http://billschmalfeldt.tumblr.com/
    http://leestranahan.com/bill-schmalfeldt-the-stranger-who-harassed-my-family/
    http://thinkingmanszombie.com/
    https://billysez.wordpress.com/
    https://ukuleledave.wordpress.com/
    https://hogewash.com/

    The Thinking Man's Zombie has mentioned this thread on one occasion as well, so say hi to the hoard!

    Bill is known in many circles for lolsuits, fail doxings (doxing people he thinks are his "political opponents" and getting the identity completely wrong), using multiple pseudonyms and sockpuppets for his stalking antics, playing the victim, and ranting incoherently. Oh, and he's friends with a guy named Brett Kimberlin, a terror bomber that is his own can of worms, his thread can be found here.

    Bill Schmalfeldt is also known to use hundreds of aliases in the past. All of these would not fit in the thread title. Among the ones not included in the title are:
    -Parky Bill (used on the "Parky Place" Website)
    -MusicUnshackled (Deleted/Banned)
    -PurloinedParody (Banned from Twitter)
    -RadioDrumpf (Banned from Twitter)
    -StogieCarbunkle (Current alt)
    -DeepBrainRadio (likely banned)

    He's also appeared here on the Farms itself under the name @SkullFlattener with a handful of posts to his name. Including one in this very thread!

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bill-...ouch-skullflattener.20827/page-4#post-1640725

    And a thread he made himself, which was word salad to the max!
    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bill-...nfairly-persecuted-suing-patrick-grady.22336/

    We are named in one of his newest lolsuits, as is lolcowchan which also had the previously mentioned thread hosted on their website. He also used the name "SkullFlattener" on that website.

    He also has nicknames given to him by his trolls and the people who observe him, including:
    -DumbF5ck (named as such after the fact he's a dumbfuck and likes to press that f5 key while googling himself)
    -Oedipal Troll / Oepidal Toddler Stalker (and other assorted versions of this)
    -Debutante (also self-given, but mocked heavily by his trolls)


    Below is some... shall we say "disturbing" content.
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    In summary, this man is a goldmine of lols AND abject horror. God save our souls.
     
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    #1 Feline Darkmage, May 17, 2016
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  2. Pedo should be added to the title here. Microsoft dumped his email after it was found he was using it to arrange child porn and malware to be sent to people.
    https://archive.is/DlX8J

    Scat love should be added as well.
    https://archive.is/ZTa6S#selection-403.0-433.34

    https://archive.is/7puZJ#selection-131.0-197.51

    He also enjoys racking up restraining orders
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    Lolsuits are becoming a common occurrence for him as well.
    Lolsuit 1: Schmalfeldt v. Hoge. Filed 20 May, 2014; withdrawn by Plaintiff (after turning his panties into a fudge factory) 22 May, 2014.
    Lolsuit 2: Hoge v. Schmalfeldt. Counterclaims filed on 3 June, 2014; counterclaims dismissed with prejudice 15 August, 2014.
    Lolsuit 3: Schmalfeldt v. Johnson. Filed 2 February, 2015; motion to proceed in forma pauperis denied 18 February, 2015; dismissed for lack of jurisdiction 18 February, 2015.
    Lolsuit 4: Schmalfeldt v. Hoge. Filed 23 February, 2015; dismissed for lack of service of process and improper venue 18 June, 2015.
    Lolsuit 5: Schmalfeldt v. Grady. Filed 27 April, 2015; dismissed with prejudice 19 August, 2015.
     
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    #2 yawning sneasel, May 17, 2016
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  3. "Of course, every boy can remember the first time he purchased adult diapers for himself." :|

    I love how these freaks project on everyone and try to convince themselves or believe truly that their fetishes and degeneracy are the norm. What a world of absence their mind must be. Absence, sadism, self absorption but lack of self awareness as well. They will reject the truth like creationists in a way when we insist on the fact that he is a POS for sexually violating children.
     
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  4. This hasn't been active in a bit. He bounces around a lot because he gets booted from so many accounts.

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    His twitter is suspended. And what I mean by that is he had three different twitters and he managed to get them all suspended. No doubt a new one will pop back up, but for now we are lucky to have some tweetsaves.

    https://tweetsave.com/radiodrumpf

    The same goes for YouTube.

    The guy is in the middle of a couple legal battles because he is insane and he takes to twitter to sperg the fuck out about them. The downside is that only he knows why he is aggro at any specific time about whatever he is nutting up about. It makes for some very confusing reading and it doesn't help that there is some guy on the other end of this issue that seems to be just trying to troll and antagonize him. He has a few blogs and one of them is here.

    https://billysez.wordpress.com

    He is currently involved in a civil suit for libel, civil conspiracy, malicious prosecution and breach of contract. Schmalfeldt has posted the entire complaint online. Here is a selection from the intro. Apparently he was the editor of Breitbart Unmasked.

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    This is a complex story, but I would love to find out more about it. Even more so I hope that he can get back to twitter sooner than later.
     
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    #5 yawning sneasel, May 19, 2016
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  5. Jesus tittyfucking Christ why do they all shit themselves????
     
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  6. :autism:
     
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  7. It should probably be said that there's a positive correlation between Parkinson's disease and :autism:.
     
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  8. I'm starting to notice a trend of geriatric pedos sprouting up all over the place. This ones a shit loving boy rapist.
     
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  9. They're all over the place, we just cannot document every single one.
     
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  10. You underestimate my abilities.
     
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  11. That's a lot of disgusting prunes.
     
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  12. Schmalfeldt current blog is at
    http://billschmalfeldt.net/2016/05/25/disproving-an-old-wjj-hoge-lie/
    (Warning - He does collect IP addresses to dox and harass people who post on his board. Never visit without masking your IP). He has to scrub his internet presence often due to his threatening posts. His current twitter handle is @PurloinedParody. He will probably be having a twitter meltdown in the coming weeks . It will be loads of fun.
     
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  13. His co-defendant Brett Kimberlin is one twisted character. Years before all this nonsense started, Kimberlin was the subject of a book that made an excellent case for him being a murderer, a terrorist, and a sociopathic con-man who punked the American media with a story about being Dan Quayle's pot-dealer in college.
     
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  14. The terrorist thing isn't speculation. He was actually convicted of multiple bombings and sent to prison, a string of bombings called the "Speedway bombings."

    It's speculation that he committed the spree of bombings to distract investigators from a murder he also committed, but he definitely did the bombings.
     
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  15. Wow, Bill has some interesting friends shall we say...
     
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  16. Yes, I should have reworded my original post. Ah, well.

    It was when he was in prison for the bombings that he started the canard that he'd been Vice President Dan Quayle's dope dealer in college. That was what brought him to national attention, and prompted the book that exposed him.

    In some ways he reminds me of another talented professional bullshit-artist/probable-murderer: Ira Einhorn, whose bizarre tale was told in the book and movie The Unicorn's Secret.
     
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  17. http://billschmalfeldt.net/

    He seems to still be obsessed with Hoge, and calls him a 'stalker' which seems a tad ironic from Billy.

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  18. If you write about Brett Kimberlin, Bill Schmalfeldt will appear. At least that's how it was in the past. It's where Schmalfeldt's obsession with John Hoge and other's began. His current legal troubles will sooner or later land in him in some pretty hot water. Check Hogewash , Thinkingmanszombie and Billy Sez for updates. Buy popcorn shares! He is currently posting on twitter as @MusicUnshackled For a few laughs, here is a blast from Schamlfeldt's past. The Knot My Wisconsin group made one of the best videos concerning the idiot. The intro is kinda long but well worth the watch(trigger warning also). For your entertainment s "It's The Great Knot Charlie Brown."
     
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