Not to worry. Schmalfeldt will never off himself. He is just too much of a coward to even consider such a thing. He has proven this time and time again. However, Schmalfeldt will often lie about that he is dying from all the self inflicted butthurt he gets from stalking other people's blogs. He has also proably murdered more that one F5 key looking for butthurt.The only bad thing is if the dude ends up offing himself and we have to carry the "'guilt'" like with the Julie Terryberry case.