Horrorcow Bill Schmalfeldt / Will Munko / William Mathew Schmalfeldt / The Liberal Grouch / SkullFlattener - St. Francis, Wi; Pedo, Coprophiliac, Stalker, Journalist, Friend to Terrorists, and Word Salad Chef

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The horde wanted the farms to have this very special video of Bill made by the Knot crew back in the day.

 

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SkullFlattener aka Bill Schmalfeldt is famous for his Johnnie Walker Red binge tweets and blogs. During these JWR binges he reveals many things about his sociopathic nature. His latest blog Munko and his twitter handle @MunkoTales is all to common confession by the DumbF5ck. Urban dictionary defines Munko as going berzerk on drink or drugs or preferably both. derives from the phrase "mental monkey cunt" Schmalfeldt must be trying to tell the interwebz that he is a "Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt". After a day of F5ing all over the interwebz, Schmalfeldt sure does dance like a "Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt". Hat tip Billy Sez
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Gee Mr Bill, so your father’s mother’s maiden name was Genevieve Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt Munko and her father was John Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt Munko. Her mother was also named Genevieve Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt Munko. Well, I guses the DumbF5ck really does fall from the Drunken Mental Monkey Cunt Munko. Does help explain the head dents.
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Bill Schmalfeldt has a sick obsession with the author of Thinking Mans Zombie, Paul Krendler. Bill been trying to dox Krendler for years and has failed spectacularly each time. Bill is insanely vexed with Krendler's ability to pull his strings and make him dance to any tune Krendler so desires. Yes, Bill is just that gullible & stupid. Bill gets particularly put out when his web visits are recorded. Bill is so freaked out by all this that he is reporting all of these instances to law enforcement including Kendler's ability to make him dance. It's fun to note that Bill has finally admitted publicly that Krendler can make him dance. The DumbF5ck still does not understand how his visits [Don't Educate The Monkey]

“Bill seeks him here, Bill seek him there
Team Pedophile seeks him everywhere
Is Krendler in heaven or is Krendler in hell?
That damned elusive Paul Krendler”

See what is making The Oedipal Munko dance here.
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Not only is Bill Schmalfeldt an adjudicated cyberstalker, he is also an adjudicated toddler stalker with 9 restraining orders in 5 states. Oedipal Bill who has produced Boy Scout sex stories has now publicly stated he wants to own a child's ass. The child just happens to be the child of someone who a restraining order aginst him. The DumbF5ck just has no impulse control. Mr. Oedipal Bill has finally gone full pedophile.
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Alright, for those not in the know @DigitalTuna, can you explain the problems that this threads subject has with Krendler.
Basically, Bill is having one of his frequent meltdowns on Twitter. Both Bill, Brett Kimbelin & the rest of Team Kimberlin have been after Krendler for some time. Bill is trying to threaten Patrick Grady (Who has a restraining order agnist Bill) into giving up Krendler's idenity. All Bill's threats are empty which is just one of many reasons people point and laugh and mock him. Bill is also threatening Sarah for the same reason. Read the comments at Hogewash for further detail and lulz
 

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Alright, for those not in the know @DigitalTuna, can you explain the problems that this threads subject has with Krendler.

Krendler self-describes as "Bill's Mirror Image." The first post at TMZ was a parody of a parody post that Bill had made about his biggest "enemy" (read: person he admires and wants to be and wants to be friends with the moistest but who has rejected him) and his family. Basically, Krendler takes what Bill says and throws it back at him, except better. Bill thinks Krendler is Patrick Grady.

In this little drama within the Schmalfeldtian drama, Bill sent a letter in I believe January 2015 to his biggest enemy who then used that letter to file for contempt of court sanctions against Bill because he was violating the restraining order for the eleventy-billionth time. Bill claimed the letter was a forgery, refused to touch it in court, etc., etc. The letter was given to the court. It is in neither party's hands, however a scan of it exists as an exhibit to the motion made to the court filing for contempt of court sanctions. A few months later, Bill happened upon the "Hoggypot" which is supposedly a backchat room of people who point and laugh at Bill. Bill saved the Hoggypot from the delete bin and through scouring it, found a post by Krendler asking if there was someone in the room who lived near Bill. Someone responded. That was it. From this, Bill decided that this meant that Krendler had forged the letter, sent it to this other person, who then drove however far it was to make it look like the letter, which has a signature that is similar to two other signatures of Bill's, was actually mailed by Bill and was a direct violation of the restraining order. And, of course, Bill's biggest enemy had to be behind it. So there was this huge alleged conspiracy to forget a letter that didn't even factor into the court's decision about the contempt of court charge. And now Bill is going to get Krendler for it. He is also threatening Sarah/Ash/Morgana/TDPZ
 

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Krendler self-describes as "Bill's Mirror Image." The first post at TMZ was a parody of a parody post that Bill had made about his biggest "enemy" (read: person he admires and wants to be and wants to be friends with the moistest but who has rejected him) and his family. Basically, Krendler takes what Bill says and throws it back at him, except better. Bill thinks Krendler is Patrick Grady.

In this little drama within the Schmalfeldtian drama, Bill sent a letter in I believe January 2015 to his biggest enemy who then used that letter to file for contempt of court sanctions against Bill because he was violating the restraining order for the eleventy-billionth time. Bill claimed the letter was a forgery, refused to touch it in court, etc., etc. The letter was given to the court. It is in neither party's hands, however a scan of it exists as an exhibit to the motion made to the court filing for contempt of court sanctions. A few months later, Bill happened upon the "Hoggypot" which is supposedly a backchat room of people who point and laugh at Bill. Bill saved the Hoggypot from the delete bin and through scouring it, found a post by Krendler asking if there was someone in the room who lived near Bill. Someone responded. That was it. From this, Bill decided that this meant that Krendler had forged the letter, sent it to this other person, who then drove however far it was to make it look like the letter, which has a signature that is similar to two other signatures of Bill's, was actually mailed by Bill and was a direct violation of the restraining order. And, of course, Bill's biggest enemy had to be behind it. So there was this huge alleged conspiracy to forget a letter that didn't even factor into the court's decision about the contempt of court charge. And now Bill is going to get Krendler for it. He is also threatening Sarah/Ash/Morgana/TDPZ
It is also noteworthy to point out the time Schmalfeldt claimed he was Paul Krendler. To my knowledge this episode started with his so-called anonymous book "Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll: Things We Do For LZUZ " which he claimed he didn't write be later confessed he did. The DumbF5ck even put his silhouette on the book cover. If memory serves me correctly, in the book he out right plagiarized posts from Thinking Man's Zombie then claimed he owned the copyright to those posts. In the book Schmalfeldt writes" We decided to call the new blog 'Thinking Man's Zombieever' and I would adopt the user name 'Paul Krendler,' the guy who gets the top of his skull sawed off in the Hannibal' movie." Schmalfeldt failed in his identity theft/copyright scheme because he refused to accept that John Hoge also owns the copyright for Thinking Man's Zombie and a DMCA notice was given and the book removed from circulation. Note, Hoge is not Krendler and how they formalized the copyright agreement is unknown to me. Some Amazon reviews can be found here with Schmalfeldt stating he did not write the book. However, Schmalfeldt can be found stating he did write the book here where he is also whining about the DMCA takedown. It's fuuny to note that Schmalfeldt threatened Hoge with a $2,500 fine when it is he who violated the copyright. Hat Tip Hogewash
 
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Close, but not quite all of it.

Schmalfeldt regularly rips off Krendler. He apparently thinks doing so will force Krendler to identify himself, but it hasn't worked so far. I believe one of Krendler's philosophical cornerstones is "if Bill Schmalfeldt says he wants something from you, DENY HIM."

The reason Schmalfeldt's latest self published masturbation fantasy was pulled off Amazon's shelves is nothing to do with Krendler. Schmalfeldt fucked up (that day must have ended in 'Y' because those are the only days that ever happens) by including a post from Hogewash! in the book. Hoge filed a DMCA claim and poof!

Schmalfeldt really is an Afterschool Special kind of idiot.
 

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You just made my Christmas, dude. This is a cow that never stops producing.

Edit: Here's the link to Bill's latest LOLsuit. This is his second amended complaint. http://ia601505.us.archive.org/19/items/gov.uscourts.scd.235676/gov.uscourts.scd.235676.27.1.pdf

In this complaint, Bill attempts to blame those he is suing for posting things, oftentimes years in advance, that they knew would be available to potential landlords to see when they googled Bill Schmalfeldt. Specifically that these postings were deliberately directed at South Carolina. Where they should have known he was moving. Or something. He also whines that if the court doesn't let him sue these people, that this is his last, best hope at getting his tormentors and that the courts should essentially overlook that he wasn't able to properly plead jurisdiction, or anything that would make it so that he could sue them in SC. Because he deserves justice and can't afford to sue them where he's supposed to.

Latest twitter: https://twitter.com/TrumpThumpRadio
He's focusing mostly on politics as he and his new amour think they are influential people in #resistance or something like that. The last week or so with the whole sexual harassment stuff going down, he's been sperging about Moore being a child molester/rapist/etc , never minding that his best bud, Brett Kimberlin, brought his wife to the USA when she was 14 and proceeded to have sex with her and then marry her while she was still underage.
 
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