BIONICLES N SHIT -

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Now with less "N SHIT" and more "Bionicle" we ain't talking about Hero Factory in this bitch (unless you want to I guess)

I thread for those who enjoy/enjoyed Bionicles and a thread for those who are curious as to what a Bionicle is, other than a robot.

So, what is a Bionicle according wikipedia a Bionicle is:
"Bionicle (stylized as BIONICLE) is a line of construction toys created by the Lego Group marketed primarily for 5-to-16-year-olds. Originally a sub-theme of Lego’s Technic series, the line was launched in 2000 in Europe and Australia and 2001 in North America. Over the following decade, it became one of the Lego Group's biggest-selling properties and helped play a part in saving the company from its financial crisis of the late 1990s."
According to me and my memory a Bionicle is:
A construct-able robot action figure. I'm fairly certain the goal was to make Lego cool to older children and it did succeed if all the bigger kids playing with Bionicles at recces in 2001-2004 said anything. The Bionicles had a rich lore with 4 direct to dvd movies expanding on the lore (they sucked, but they were cool at the time, at least the first one anyway. Seeing your favorite toys come to life and do stuff was neat!) a range of comics, some weird early flash games on their website expanding on lore.

The story up to the point I stopped following it, as according to my memory and the Bionicle wiki is as follows:
Giant robot makes an island and he names it after himself, the island is Mata Nui, an evil robot called Makuta put the giant robot to sleep somehow and makes the local robot animals (the Rahi) attack the tiny robots. A tiny robot does a thing and summons the big robots. The big robots pop out of the canisters they are sold in at the toy store (I think this was neat because when you open your toy, you're not just getting a toy, you're summoning a hero or villain) There are 6 big hero robots to match each flavor of little robot (fire, water, air, earth, stone, ice) they go around looking for magical masks (masks are a big thing in Bionicle) if they collect 6 they get a "Golden Kanohi" which somehow lets them go fight the evil robot. They kill him after forming Voltron (this is not a joke) but then after the big robots win a bunch of Chicken Peckers (Bohrok) pop out and start wrecking everything. They have like, mask brains which they can shoot at other robots and they attach to their face and make them evil. The big robots have to collect mask brains by beating one of each of the 8 different kinds of Bohrok, then they go back to where they fought the evil robot in 2001 and they fight out that whatever these things are
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Yeah, whatever those things may be, are controlling the Bohrok they kill them and the tiny robots re-purpose the Bohrok to make them beasts of labor to help rebuild. Then the big robots are sucked into tubes for some reason and emerge as more powerful robots. They start fighting each other and then they get pissed and go their separate ways. ONE YEAR LATER a bunch of more powerful Bohrok AKA Bohrok-Kal pop out and start trying to resurrect their boss so that there can be swarms of regular Bohrok again. They steal magical tablets that give each big robot some of their power so they can't fight the Bohrok-Kal alone so they team up, some stuff happens and they win and take back the elemental tablets and hide them and then they just kind of do nothing for a while until the next inevitable enemy pops up. Only weeks pass and two tiny robots find a magical mask. They play some ball hockey (robots really dig ball hockey) and the mask chooses one of the tiny robots to become the next big robot to kill the evil robot for good because oh yeah he's back did we mention that well he is. So two tiny robots set out to find the next big robot, Makuta the evil robot finds out and sends out the coolest toys the line had up to this point imo the Rahkshi
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Holy shit these guys are so cool they were my favorites. So the Rahkshi are suits of armor piloted by evil bugs (seen at the red Rahkshi's feet) The big robots fight the Rahkshi some stuff happens the tiny robots ride around on a rock em sock em crab, the Rankshi pillage a couple villages but then the Rankshi find the tiny robots and kills one of them (the first official main character death if I recall not including the baddies) the remaining tiny robot somehow figures out he is the next big robot from watching his buddy die because he's kind of a sick fucker. He puts on the magical mask and poof grows several feet taller and gets buff. I'm not 100% what happens next, but I do know that the new big robot and the evil robot play some ball hockey and then the big robot falls into a pit and dissolves like the Terminator. Yeah that's where I stopped giving a shit.
Holy shit dude that was a lot of writing.
Anyway, questions? Do you guys remember Bionicles? Did you guys have any Bionicles? I'm gonna borrow back some of my Bionicles from my friend do like a kiwi showcase of them. I'm also searching for the Bioncle reference material I had for any curious Kiwis
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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I used to always make my own creations with bionicle pieces and my brother always got angry at me because he wanted them to be made in the standard way
My friend does the custom Bionicle thing, I always insisted they must be as the instructions say. This then carried on to me collecting ponies and everything must be original or the universe ends.
 

Johnny Bravo

Bravokin
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I was curious about them in my tween years but never actually got into the toys or movies. I know I watched one Bionacle movie on Cartoon Network way back, even though all I remember is it had something to do with a mask and the plot sucked.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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I was curious about them in my tween years but never actually got into the toys or movies. I know I watched one Bionacle movie on Cartoon Network way back, even though all I remember is it had something to do with a mask and the plot sucked.
Yeah, it was cool when I was a kid but I watched it when I was older and I'm like wow this is shit.
The effects were pretty good for the time though
 

Arctic

Grave robber of the internet
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One thing I liked about Bionicle is that were are literally oceans of lore (that nobody paid any attention to). It was one of the reasons for the cancellation, because new fans couldn't get into the line with so much lore and so many obscure terms. Just check out this article on Matoran language to get an idea of how deep the rabbit hole goes.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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One thing I liked about Bionicle is that were are literally oceans of lore (that nobody paid any attention to). It was one of the reasons for the cancellation, because new fans couldn't get into the line with so much lore and so many obscure terms. Just check out this article on Matoran language to get an idea of how deep the rabbit hole goes.
It's kind of like why people who may want to read comic books don't read comic books because there is too much prior shit (at least this is my problem, but then I just say forget it and play Pokemon) Like, I literally needed to buy a book to figure out what the fuck was going on, and then when I was researching the story there was a bunch of shit that I didn't even remember so I'm pretty damn sure the book didn't contain all the lore. Like I didn't know that after the Toa became Toad Nuva that they fought each other to see who's dick is bigger and then they separated. I thought they were still buddies by the time the first movie came out. In the first movie they very briefly touch on the fact that they aren't too pleased with each other because they're watching a ball hockey match and they have a very small argument (it's so tiny it's more like an elderly married couple fight) and the elders say they are worried because they aren't united anymore. Like I didn't know why they were arguing I just thought that the Toa were a bunch of douchebags or something
EDIT: hahaha I made a funny typo
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autisticdragonkin

Eric Borsheim
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I followed the story to the very end but found it very annoying that the comic books would just skip and have a box at the bottom of the page saying *the events that were skipped occurred in this novel
 

Bugaboo

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I BRING YOU BIONICLES FROM THE PROMISED LAND
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The green fellow has the wrong mask and weapon and the white guy has the wrong sword and the Brown guy's legs.
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THE SPANKENATOR
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Yo yo yo it's the Chicken Peckers
And the coolest guys: The Rahksi
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This one's got a stick coming out of his ass
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Most of them have all their original parts, some have been mixed n' matched but still have the correct parts so some pieces may be the wrong color

If anyone has any questions about their overall quality or whatever collectors of toys care about let me know
 

Abethedemon

Trve and Honest
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I was a huge Bionicle sperg back in the day. Do they still make them? I went into a lego store today and saw some newish ones, but they could just be slightly older ones.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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I was a huge Bionicle sperg back in the day. Do they still make them? I went into a lego store today and saw some newish ones, but they could just be slightly older ones.
They rebooted them in 2015, don't know anything about the new ones though
This is what they look like now
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The ice guy was always the coolest Toad imo
The story seems to mostly be told via official animations posted on Youtube and apparently there will be books later in the year.
 

Blindrainbow

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I all remember of Bionicles is like one movie where basically all I can recall of it was the plot which went something like this I think

"Here a face go find who face it is, oh no my friend just died but wait this face is my face so I am a put this face over my face" I mean that is assume that the mask they already have are their faces.
 

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