Bizarre cultish/psudeo-religon I stumbled across - "Divine Pineal Gland Activations"

[RhoasJonas]

Stumbled across this due to a former boss on Facebook doing nothing but posting cryptic/weird posts about love and peace while linking to this website, then after being weirded out by whatever loony shit was penned by the "leader" realised my boss was in the pictures of the courses. Check it:

https://www.caeayaron.com/

 

[The Fool]

Angelic healing? Doesn't sound like a bad deal, I'll sign up.

 

[Easterling]

They even have a crop circle translator

 

[RhoasJonas]

Angelic healing? Doesn't sound like a bad deal, I'll sign up.

Spent the last hour on the YouTube videos, wild.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Their 'shop' contains only 6 things, all ebooks. If they aren't in it for money, maybe they are a weird cult.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Their 'shop' contains only 6 things, all ebooks. If they aren't in it for money, maybe they are a weird cult.

Not to mention their £200+ courses that let you become a "Universal Love Teacher" to teach many other "Star Beings".

 

[Spooky Bones]

ayyy

"Pineal" made me think it was going to be Strassman influenced exceptional rantings about the Spirit Molecule DMT lol.

 

[Sperghetti]

"vibrations" or "frequencies"
"activations"
"twin flame"
Pleiadians
Lemuria
High Priestess
channeling

I swear, you could make a goddamn bingo card for these new age "Light Worker" types.

There are also 46 pages of videos of her channeling various different entities. I hope she starts doing the weird, gibberish "light language" stuff eventually.

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

I thought cults were good at branding? I look at this, and the first thing I think is that this is a website for vagina pills

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

The mother of a girl I knew in school got into similar stuff as this. I was friends with her on Facebook so I saw it all unfold over time. Some kind of mid-life crisis, I guess.

 

[HollaGemini]

Their "Channelling" courses, man I wish I had access to this
"These beautiful courses- (if they do say so themselves) are Divinely led, and not human led"
lol Classic. Interesting find dude this site is a lot of fun

EDIT:
HAHA Check out some of the testimonials

Karen quoting herself..

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Mission Statement:

Our mission is to “To heal fear and pain and bring love & joy to all people & cultures collectively” through the Divine Pineal Gland Activations which reconnect us with our Sacred Light Lemurian Codes while ascending us out of the earth grids of fear, pain, separation and limitation and into the Divine Healing Grids of greater guided collective manifestation.

This is like bullshit on top of bullshit.

 

[HollaGemini]

The way they keep talking about the Pineal gland makes me think DMT might be a part of the upper levels of this cult.
And holy shit they translate crop circles? Count me in thats a language I want to learn.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

The way they keep talking about the Pineal gland makes me think DMT might be a part of the upper levels of this cult.

How much you want to bet the guy running this believes he can harvest andrenochrome.

 

[Alex Poulos]

"Divine Pineal gland activations"

Always when I read such bullshit, I suspect some weird buttsex stuff.

 

[HollaGemini]

How much you want to bet the guy running this believes he can harvest andrenochrome.

Ill raise your bet that they believe they can only harvest it from children lol pretty sure I have my conspiracy theories correct there
Legit though, anytime anyone mentions "pineal gland activation" I have a pretty good idea what they do in their spare time lol.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lol this was your boss OP? Dafuq kind of job were you doing?

 

[RhoasJonas]

Lol this was your boss OP? Dafuq kind of job were you doing?

It was retail, she was the manager.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

It was retail, she was the manager.

What happened, she met Rajneesh in a parking garage after work one day?

 

[RhoasJonas]

What happened, she met Rajneesh in a parking garage after work one day?

I think the fact shes an ESL didn't help.