Black Movies - Like black twitter, but not as funny.

[Stab You in the Back]

Black movies. We've all heard of them. We may have even been tricked into seeing one or two. They come out constantly and they're all profitable because they got the old church lady audience locked the fuck down.

Recently we got What Men Want, a film about a black woman who gets hit in the head.

And Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funereal, a film about three transgender women who struggle with the loss of a loved one.

Finally, the film that prompted this thread, Little, a movie about a businesswoman who wakes up with a giant afro.

(surprisingly, "woke" is not an allusion to 'being woke')

Have you seen any of these movies? Are you scarred by the memory of Johnson Family Vacation like I am? Come, share your experiences with black cinema!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can't say I saw those movies, but I thought Black Dynamite was hilarious.

 

[mr.moon1488]

The Friday movies, and "Don't be a Menace While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" were about the only halfway decent black movies imo.

 

[Nekromantik]

I got all excited and was going to post about Foxy Brown and Blacula.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Best Black movie:

 

[Chocolate Guy]

I haven't seen this film but I learned about it through a DurhamrockerZ ytp. Here is its trailer and yes that is its actual title.

Also the ytp in question. The part parodying the trailer starts at 3:24.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Being a nigga, myself, I've been exposed to a lot of these fucking movies. These movies do a fine job at reminding me of what the "black community" is based on the differences of other races. They believe in the supremacy of themselves compared to other races, they believe in the separation of their ideas from other races, they speak in their own selective language and criticize others for speaking outside of the language, and they think all white people are stupid. I hate these fucking stereotypes because they express the kind of division the black community as a whole, thinking that superiority comes from their way of talk or their way of life, separating themselves because they think that all races made their separate cultures because they feel as if they are underrepresented because of the Jim Crow laws and the segregation. So, I feel as if black Americans because of the limits of the past and whatnot, are limited in their mindset of thinking and I feel like in terms of their culture, we are in the "Nationalist" stage of this, where it's all about being black and what it means to be black...which is stupid, showing that they care more about race than the mind, and they think race determines the mind.


With this being said, Spike Lee made only 3 good movies, Tyler Perry isn't funny AT ALL, most black comedies pre-White Chicks were pretty funny, and Denzel Washington is like the patriarch for all the "White People Succ" historical fiction movies, and blackified Annie is one of the most boring films I've ever seen.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Being a nigga, myself, I've been exposed to a lot of these fucking movies. These movies do a fine job at reminding me of what the "black community" is based on the differences of other races. They believe in the supremacy of themselves compared to other races, they believe in the separation of their ideas from other races, they speak in their own selective language and criticize others for speaking outside of the language, and they think all white people are stupid. I hate these fucking stereotypes because they express the kind of division the black community as a whole, thinking that superiority comes from their way of talk or their way of life, separating themselves because they think that all races made their separate cultures because they feel as if they are underrepresented because of the Jim Crow laws and the segregation. So, I feel as if black Americans because of the limits of the past and whatnot, are limited in their mindset of thinking and I feel like in terms of their culture, we are in the "Nationalist" stage of this, where it's all about being black and what it means to be black...which is stupid, showing that they care more about race than the mind, and they think race determines the mind.


With this being said, Spike Lee made only 3 good movies, Tyler Perry isn't funny AT ALL, most black comedies pre-White Chicks were pretty funny, and Denzel Washington is like the patriarch for all the "White People Succ" historical fiction movies, and blackified Annie is one of the most boring films I've ever seen.

Fuck you. I love White Chicks.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Fuck you. I love White Chicks.

The Wayans Bros., Shawn and Marlon, and their projects have decreased in quality as they went on. Their TV show was fucking hilarious cause it was like Adult Kenan and Kel, the first 2 Scary Movies were good, but White Chicks was lame. Unfunny and boring.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Pootie tang.

 

[BrunoMattei]

And no this is not from a porno. Believe it or not.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

the only good black movie is created by a white man

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[Just A Butt]

Edit: trying to imbed, but I’m a tard.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

Only two black dominated movies I've seen off the top of my head are Gayniggers from Outerspace and Coonskin, both of which are great.

 

[BrunoMattei]

the only good black movie is created by a white man

And a white guy wrote and directed one of the best Blaxploitation films of the era too:

RIP Larry Cohen.

 

[quatchi55]

Shaft was good the old one
Any movie that came out of the 70's

 

[Piss Clam]

Edit: trying to imbed, but I’m a tard.