Black Panther gets 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes... - ... after RT indicates it will remove and ban anything reported as hate speech.

[nonnewtonian]

“Philosophical thinkpiece blockbuster”.
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BP does deal with some topics that are heavy by Marvel standards,

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namely Wakanda’s isolationism, Killmonger’s radical anti-white ideology, and how the former was responsible for the latter.

But it never goes beyond “these things are bad, we should be good and not do these things.” Capeshit movies are not made to be deep, they’re made to appeal to as wide an audience as humanly possible.

“Complex cinema.” Fucking gag me.

 

[Paul_Allen]

These incredibly, strong, proud nubian princes of the universe mist never, ever feel the sting of criticism, even if they rereleased “Blankman” you must throw your honkie dollars at it and mention how much you loved it in your three viewer livestream of Fortnite. Or you rayciss.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

These incredibly, strong, proud nubian princes of the universe mist never, ever feel the sting of criticism, even if they rereleased “Blankman” you must throw your honkie dollars at it and mention how much you loved it in your three viewer livestream of Fortnite. Or you rayciss.

I have a question...

...what's a Nubian?

 

[millais]

I have a question...

...what's a Nubian?

Nubians? They wuz kangz of Ayjupt

 

[escapegoat]

I have a question...

...what's a Nubian?

And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

 

[Paul_Allen]

And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?

From chasing Amy, a cringy movie

 

[The Nothingness]

MauLer, the Youtuber who did the 3-parter on TLJ, gives his thoughts on BP.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I have seen the movie with my friend and we thought it was alright. The movie for me was another run of a mill Marvel movie that are honestly start to wear thin. The movie to me honestly has some of the story problems that Farcry 3 has. You know the one where you have an awesome and murderous sociopathic villain and kill him off halfway to have a weaksauce one in the second half. The CGI and special effects in this film were especially bad and that is strange with Antman was much less expensive looked much better. The action in the film was rather boring too with only the car chase scene being any degree of fun.

Still a 200 million dollar opening isn't anything to throw shade at though we will see if it loses legs like Jurrassic World did.

 

[CabbageMan]

Spotted this on FB today. I don't even know where to start with the lack of self-awareness.

Highlight: "don't downplay the fictional nation of WAKANDA"

 

[A Useless Fish]

Just came back from seeing it. It was exactly what I was expecting: boring and preachy.

My favourite part was when the locals start screaming "Oook! Oook!" at the top of their lungs, in order to assert their superiority over the dangerous coloniser, Martin Freeman.

 

[BurningPewter]

hey guys i just tryed to see the movie and guess what. they got me outside. my buddy took picture on his phone. (very NSFW)

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but guess who come to save me guys?

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[escapegoat]

Because this is exactly how Africa, noted utopia of total equality, actually functions.

 

[AnOminous]

Black people with access to vibranium: build a huge wall to keep out the rest of Africa.

 

[millais]

 

[escapegoat]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/black-panther-movie-shooting-679031

Investigators allege that Shameka Latrice Lynch, 30, squabbled with other moviegoers around 11:45 PM Friday at a crowded AMC theater in Greenville.

*~*~*~*~Black girl magic name~*~*~*~* right there.

 

[Saney]

I always said assigned seating in movies was a bad idea.

 

[AnOminous]

Straight Outta Wakanda.

 

[Super Collie]

Someone in your seat? Getting an attendant to sort the situation out is too hard. Better shoot a hole in the fucking roof.

I swear...

 

[millais]

I was wondering why anyone would risk bringing a firearm to a movie screening in the first place, since I assume a lot of theaters have banned firearms on their premises due to the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

 

[AnOminous]

I was wondering why anyone would risk bringing a firearm to a movie screening in the first place, since I assume a lot of theaters have banned firearms on their premises due to the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

They can't stop people from sneaking their own popcorn in. I don't think they can stop people bringing in guns.