Black people are literally the objectively best race - Think about it

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Philosophy Zombie

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Choose Your Fighter

"H"wite

Pros
  • Relatively tall
  • Third highest IQ of all races
  • Higher alcohol tolerance
  • Best at swimming
  • Generally the most attractive race in youth
  • Lactase persistence--ability to digest dairy makes them able to drink lots of milk to get even taller.
  • Higher tolerance to cold
  • Western creativity and innovation
Cons

  • Cannot be exposed to sunlight for extended periods of time
  • Whites actually have decreased vit. D absorption; the belief that light skin allows for better vit. D absorption is a myth
  • Ages the most poorly of all races; women generally begin to become ugly and old at 30. Men usually suffer severe male pattern baldness.
  • Bad dancers
  • Cystic fibrosis
  • Huntington's disease
  • Excessive body hair on males
  • Light-colored eyes take longer to adjust to sunlight and are more prone to cataracts and other problems
  • Unsightly pasty skin and a bizarre fixation on shaving all body hair among women so they can show off how pasty they are
  • Cellulite
Blacks

Pros

  • The tallest race and the one that builds muscle the most easily
  • No sunburn
  • Slow aging
  • Black men generally have soothing, deep bass voices. Both sexes have a "soulful" sound to their voices that makes their music beloved the world over
  • Black women have large breasts and buttocks, which are generally considered attractive to males
  • Best at running and most sports
  • Less body hair than whites
  • Sickle cell trait means less proneness to malaria
  • High pain tolerance
Cons

  • Low intelligence measured by IQ tests
  • Higher risk of diabetes and several cancers
  • Strong body odor
  • Males have penises that are excessively large. While a larger than average penis is attractive, a penis that is too large will strike a woman's cervix during sex and cause pain.
  • For females large boobs and butts are cumbersome and get in the way of athletic activities. They will also sag with age.
  • Sickle cell disease
  • Unruly, strange and kinky hair that can't be washed or worn normally without chemical treatment
  • Larger bodies means greater calorie expenditure per day. Blacks must spend more time and money than others on acquiring and consuming food.
  • Strange contrast between the color of their palms and the backs of their hands
  • Anti-intellectualism
  • Unpleasant-sounding dialect
  • Short lifespan
  • Low socioeconomic status
Clearly we have yet to find the best race. In the next episode I will cover Asians, Jews and Native Americans. This is why I should be unbanned from Deep Thoughts.
 

Philosophy Zombie

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They still get melanoma, though, and it's actually even more difficult to find out of they have it because they're darkies and when they do it's usually in a later stage where nothing can be done.

So yeah, no sunburning, but they still get the cancer.
They are at a higher risk of a rare cancer that can show up on the palms of their hands or something but it is still very rare for them compared to melanoma in whites
 

Y2K Baby

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Choose Your Fighter

"H"wite

Pros
  • Relatively tall
  • Third highest IQ of all races
  • Higher alcohol tolerance
  • Best at swimming
  • Generally the most attractive race in youth
  • Lactase persistence--ability to digest dairy makes them able to drink lots of tard cum to get even taller.
  • Higher tolerance to cold
  • Western creativity and innovation
Cons

  • Cannot be exposed to sunlight for extended periods of time
  • Whites actually have decreased vit. D absorption; the belief that light skin allows for better vit. D absorption is a myth
  • Ages the most poorly of all races; women generally begin to become ugly and old at 30. Men usually suffer severe male pattern baldness.
  • Bad dancers
  • Cystic fibrosis
  • Huntington's disease
  • Excessive body hair on males
  • Light-colored eyes take longer to adjust to sunlight and are more prone to cataracts and other problems
  • Unsightly pasty skin and a bizarre fixation on shaving all body hair among women so they can show off how pasty they are
  • Cellulite
Blacks

Pros

  • The tallest race and the one that builds muscle the most easily
  • No sunburn
  • Slow aging
  • Black men generally have soothing, deep bass voices. Both sexes have a "soulful" sound to their voices that makes their music beloved the world over
  • Black women have large breasts and buttocks, which are generally considered attractive to males
  • Best at running and most sports
  • Less body hair than whites
  • Sickle cell trait means less proneness to malaria
  • High pain tolerance
Cons

  • Low intelligence measured by IQ tests
  • Higher risk of diabetes and several cancers
  • Strong body odor
  • Males have penises that are excessively large. While a larger than average penis is attractive, a penis that is too large will strike a woman's cervix during sex and cause pain.
  • For females large boobs and butts are cumbersome and get in the way of athletic activities. They will also sag with age.
  • Sickle cell disease
  • Unruly, strange and kinky hair that can't be washed or worn normally without chemical treatment
  • Larger bodies means greater calorie expenditure per day. Blacks must spend more time and money than others on acquiring and consuming food.
  • Strange contrast between the color of their palms and the backs of their hands
  • Anti-intellectualism
  • Unpleasant-sounding dialect
  • Short lifespan
  • Low socioeconomic status
Clearly we have yet to find the best race. In the next episode I will cover Asians, Jews and Native Americans. This is why I should be unbanned from Deep Thoughts.
Jews are not a race. They're a different species.
 

Philosophy Zombie

No Gods No Masters
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The average Black guy is actually like 5'9". So, they're mostly manlet tier. The Big Bubba's BBC myths are something that was made up by Hollywood.
So is the average White man outside of Scandinavia though. Most NBA players are black for a reason.

I would say Black height has a higher standard deviation, so more black men are either unusually tall or unusually short, compared to other races.
 
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