BlameThe1st / BlameTheFirst - Neo-Liberal Globalist (formerly Libertarian) Brony

[Randall Fragg]

http://blamethe1st.blogspot.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/BlameTheFirst
http://blamethe1st.deviantart.com/

What happens when you combine the self righteousness of Reddit libertarians with the pure autism of bronies? BlameThe1st, who describes himself as:

I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony.

I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!

I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.

I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.

I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.

This blog contains my opinions on news, politics, and life in general.

As an American citizen, I'm entitled to my First Amendment rights, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Don’t like my opinion? Don’t blame me. Blame the 1st!

What do you think, lolcowy enough, or just generic brony?

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh fuck, I've seen this guy! That first image made its rounds on Tumblr quite a bit.

 

[c-no]

This was the guy that was mentioned by @Yaoi Huntress Earth if I'm not mistaken (could be wrong). I saw his blogspot before but I can't remember what sort of idiocy I've seen from there, other than some complaint about something in the fandom. One must ask what sort of gems there is to this cow. If there isn't much, then this may as well be merged with the brony thread.

 

[Positron]

Isn't that Ponyland a combo of European monarchy, Indian caste system, and Soviet communism?

 

[chimpburgers]

Fuck, I've seen this guy on YouTube before as well. Two extremes combined into one from what I can tell.

 

[Lurkingjay]

oh god that tiny watch just kinda slapped on his hoof

I'm dyin'

I'm just imagining this dude looking at his "handiwork" from one of those pony-generator sites and thinking "it's so close to perfect! It just needs my TRADEMARK WATCH!"

 

[Marvin]

Oh holy fuck, this can't be real. Someone's fucking with us, no one can be this retarded.

 

[DuskEngine]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Anarcho-Capitalist-Bronies/172932662830653?fref=ts

 

[Bugaboo]

The maker of that pony base creator actually came out and said that they will never add more things to it or make another one because the fandom has become reliant on it to make their shitty "art"
Also I played around with it a while ago and I think that watch is a legit thing you can add to your pony on the pony maker but I could be wrong. I know they had Homestuck character hair and horns for you pony so anything is possible.

Dear bronies, pick up a pencil and draw your own shit for once (actaully don't because it might be porn)
Also that Twilight plush is creepy as fuck

 

[Picklechu]

These types of people are more common than you'd think. I've met several, especially back in 2011 when I was in College Republicans leadership and they were delusional enough to think that Ron Paul had a shot at the Republican nomination in the 2012 presidential election. We had to think of "special" tasks for those volunteers to do, because they were scaring away normal people when we were registering voters, recruiting, and other things like that.

 

[Shokew]

These types of people are more common than you'd think. I've met several, especially back in 2011 when I was in College Republicans leadership and they were delusional enough to think that Ron Paul had a shot at the Republican nomination in the 2012 presidential election. We had to think of "special" tasks for those volunteers to do, because they were scaring away normal people when we were registering voters, recruiting, and other things like that.

If ponyfags like this even think their political platforms can be taken seriously, then they are bigger fools than I thought, after all... And this guy is truly no exception, whatsoever.

 

[OBAMATRON]

I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.

I'm sure God is proud to be recognized alongside a purple horse.

 

[Oglooger]

Isn't almost every ideology Anti-war in some way?

I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.

No princess but Celestia.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So is this the wackest motherfucker? He sounds like the wackest motherfucker.

 

[AtroposHeart]

You know when Bronies first became a big thing I read a ton of articles about them trying to figure them out. This was before I discovered Weston Chandler. This one article I will remember FOREVER!

Basically, it was someone pointing out that the fact Applejack (The character who worked on an apple farm) would not be able to run her farm in real life because she is an earth pony (No magic, no wings) and a unicorn (Magic) could easily cut the means of production and sell so cheaply that they would put her out of business.

The theory of the article was that the reason that friendship was stressed so much in Equestria was to keep peace between the races of ponies. Really, in a free market Equestria most of the earth ponies would be in the poor house because there is no way they could keep up the competition.

I know that was spergy, but I was SWEAR it was a real article from some news site trying to show how intelligent bronies were and how much thought they put into their passions.

 

[Overcast]

Politics AND Ponies?

Oh, the shit storms this guy can potentially create...

 

[Billy_Sama]

Must be hard for blamethe1st to be what he promotes himself as most Christian libertarians would think he is the victim of the homosexual liberal agenda with his brony association.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why exactly is there this tendency to merge MLP with politics?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Why exactly is there this tendency to merge MLP with politics?

Because people are the god damn worst?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This guy's pony fursona reminds me of that one guy who submitted an MLP-themed resume.