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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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What would happen if MovieBob met Andrew Dobson in an unidenified basement apartment??

Poll closed Jun 14, 2018.
  1. They'll fight because Bob keeps trying to use his Mario Amiibo on Splatoon 2

    15 vote(s)
    7.3%
  2. They'll argue about the role of hot lesbians in Bob's Superior Future

    24 vote(s)
    11.7%
  3. They'll commiserate & cry over the electoral loss of YAS QUEEN and the Evil DRUMPF

    87 vote(s)
    42.2%
  4. Dobson will start drawing fanart of Bob in the Mario suit, won't finish it

    12 vote(s)
    5.8%
  5. Dobson will steal Bob's phone to use his Twitter account, we won't notice a thing tho

    19 vote(s)
    9.2%
  6. They'll have a feast of McNuggets, Bob's party starter!

    25 vote(s)
    12.1%
  7. :islamic content: (Please specify in thread, with as graphic detail as humanly possible)

    24 vote(s)
    11.7%
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  1. Butthurt creative types use the GG word to mean "my audience."
     
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    ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη intergalactic shitposter extraordinaire

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  2. What also makes him so hateable is he is literally everything that embodies the terror of the Soviet Union but seems educated on nothing other than the most top-level pop culture. It's like listening to a Neo-Nazi repeat Hitler's ideas word for word and thinks they just need a Round 2 to get it right. Bob's rhetoric is straight out of the same socialist revolution that left tens of millions dead as they attempted to reshape social structure and "reeducate" the problematic people and "leave behind" the enemies of progress.At least Nazis were up front about what they wanted to do, Communists just use wordplay to make up a crime you committed, shoot you in the back of the head and file you as "ongoing reeducation."

    It's just so strange to see someone believe so fiercely a way to change the world but have absolutely no idea of where it went wrong in the past. He seems to think these ideas are all his own, from his hovel of junk food and enlightenment. The only saving grace is that Bob is quite stupid and fails where a lot of Neo-Nazis fail; they lead with "exterminate the Jews" and Bob, rather than finessing his bullshit with a false mask of compassion and enlightenment, is leading with "exterminate conservatives and anyone who doesn't want to live in a city."

    \Bob may have actually been a contender if he wasn't so fat and stupid and violent and fat and autistic and fat.
     
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  3. On Star Trek and it's weird psuedo-space-communist economy, I'll just quote this guy on Tumblr, Plague of Gripes, who generally seems to have his shit together, when responding to a thread of your usual Tumblrites who are first discovering that Trek is communist and thought it was OH SO CHIC:

    Source
     
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  4. Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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    Oh, silly me, that changes...literally nothing at all.
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    #28545 Sexy Times Hitler, Jul 11, 2018
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  5. I can't really slam him for being a hypocrite here because Bob was always the monster.
     
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  6. Suddenly i understand red shirts...
     
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  7. I don't know if Bob is addressing his opponents or his allies with the "chickenshit" remark, but either way, how fucking dare he. Bob is the living definition of a keyboard warrior. Been at the barricades lately, Bob? Going out to help the poor at a soup kitchen? Volunteer for any literacy programs?

    Oh, no -- you just ooze in your borrowed subterranean hole and mewl all day on Twitter, as if that made a lick of difference to any cause at all.
     
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    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

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  8. Can he really take this stance when he made up his own background for TLJ to justify its issues and when he reviewed BvS he somehow got the plot wrong despite saying he watched it like 6 times?

    I don't think he has ground to stand on....
     
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  9. Or feet.
     
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  10. Bob is actually worse than those people because Bob would never dirty his hands, he expects someone else to do that for him
     
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  11. Wait, while i have no doubt he got things wrong, i missed where it was confirmed. What did Bob screw up about BvS?
     
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  12. Bob doesn't understand Nietzsche.

    Shocking.
     
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  13. Give me a Replicator and Holodeck and I'm never leaving home.
     
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  14. It's equally fun to watch SJWs run out of defenses for Last Jedi.
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  15. Lucas wasnt exactly sly about the force being ying and yang. One current SW writer said that the force doesnt need balance because the dark side is basically cancer and the light is the immune system.

    But sure same thing its always been bob!
     
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  16. At this point, Bob should just STFU about star wars. It brings the nasty side from everyone. Both lolcows, and kiwis.
     
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  17. How the hell could anyone consider the reason why Kevin's family forgot about him to be a plot hole? They blatantly showed his ticket going into the garbage in the movie. It wasn't some quick thing you could miss, even if you blinked at the exact moment it happened you could still see it.
     
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  18. Given how much Disney dick Bob sucks on a daily basis and defends TLJ, it’s ironic that he was actually skeptical towards TFA and thought Abrams directing it was a terrible idea.



    This was before Abrams decided to pander to him and idiots like him on political corrected SJW propaganda.
     
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  19. Interestingly enough, the first pilot episode of the Original Star Trek (later remade into a regular episode) was about a race of aliens who created the ability to live out their fantasies via illusions, and who nearly destroyed themselves since their lives no longer had a purpose. Their technology was considered so dangerous by the Federation, that they banned anyone from visiting the alien planet. So clearly, even though Star Trek was all about the post-scarcity, the creators never intended the characters to just lie around and hedonistically disappear up their own assholes.

    Bob doesn't care though. He doesn't see what a fully hedonistic "you can have whatever you want" world would do to him or to the things he loves. He doesn't see that, after 8 straight days of orgying with Princess Peach sexdolls, that he might get rather sick of the experience. Swapping out the Princess Peach sexdolls for other types of sexdolls might delay his eventual ennui, but sooner or later, he's going to find himself engaging in the most extreme sex act his imagination can dream up,-- and be bored to tears with it all. The theory of the Hedonic Treadmill (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill ) basically states that your happiness is at a set point, -extreme experiences may alter it slightly, but it will always return to its original point after a time. So if you're a fat, miserable game critic and you win the lottery and alien ants come and steal away all of the MidWesterners and put them to work in sugar caves, sooner or later, you're going to wind up being a fat, miserable game critic again.
     
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