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Careercow Bob "MovieBob" ChipmanObese Fascist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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What would happen if MovieBob met Andrew Dobson in an unidenified basement apartment??

Poll closed Jun 14, 2018.
  1. They'll fight because Bob keeps trying to use his Mario Amiibo on Splatoon 2

    15 vote(s)
    7.3%
  2. They'll argue about the role of hot lesbians in Bob's Superior Future

    24 vote(s)
    11.7%
  3. They'll commiserate & cry over the electoral loss of YAS QUEEN and the Evil DRUMPF

    87 vote(s)
    42.2%
  4. Dobson will start drawing fanart of Bob in the Mario suit, won't finish it

    12 vote(s)
    5.8%
  5. Dobson will steal Bob's phone to use his Twitter account, we won't notice a thing tho

    19 vote(s)
    9.2%
  6. They'll have a feast of McNuggets, Bob's party starter!

    25 vote(s)
    12.1%
  7. :islamic content: (Please specify in thread, with as graphic detail as humanly possible)

    24 vote(s)
    11.7%
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  1. I can't even process the stupidity in this statement. You can clearly tell the difference between The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Dark Souls by just looking an image of both of them. Dark Souls is dark fantasy while Skyrim is fantasy.
     
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    REGENDarySumanai

    REGENDarySumanai Man of excellent taste

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  2.  
    Knyttet

    Knyttet Who will comfort me?

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  3. Especially autistic to get mad about when the latest Zelda features ubitowers. Even his beloved Nintendo uses them.
     
    Knyttet

    Knyttet Who will comfort me?

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  4. It's more lazyness and hostility than stupidity. He's willfully ignorant of gaming outside of a specific niche area and at best views them as a threat. He's not looking into skyrim because he genuinly equates it with fps which in turn he equates with people who used to bully him in school (and apparantly vote Trump) and he won't look into dark souls because it's gritty, dark and not made by nintendo.

    It's not that he meerly dislikes these games-it's that he's so contemptful of them as concepts he doesnt even bother to learn about them. The fact this man gates paid for his opinion on games stuns me.
     
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  5. Speeding about comicsgate and trying to turn RKelly into something anti-trump.
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    More black panther winning the Oscar because mah wokness
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    I finally found something BOFCA (the critic association bob heads) does, bob will retweet your shitty review to all 20 people still reading his twatter!
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    “People calling out my shitty analysis just hate analysis in general!”
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  6. I feel bad for Bob.

    It must sting shilling this hard for capeshit and fairweather SJW points for so long and still not getting anything out of it except a few retweets/Favs.

    I mean, give it up, Bob. Anita and every women you meet from this political lean will never fuck you. No Hollywood producer will ever want you. Everyone on the majority of humanity thinks you are a joke.

    If you go full alt-right, you might be able to finger an equally wordy fat chick. If you go full radical commie-left you could maybe get poked by an obese MTF. But this whole neo-liberal coastal attitude thing will not work because you are not a smoking hot thot and have the charisma of a fat drunk blue collar dude from New Jersey.
     
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  7. The only Oscar that BP actually deserves to win is for the Costumes and maybe "All the Stars". That's probably it.
     
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    Godzilla@1989

    Godzilla@1989 Marlon Brando's eyes!

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  8. Is that what his complaint is about? Those police towers that let you unlock more of the map? That thing I completed in like 35 minutes.

    Holy Christ, Bob.
     
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  9. Can someone tell him being woke doesn't equal winning best picture or BEING a contender for it?
     
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  10. Can anyone explains what he means by abelist in this context?
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    And bob reveals why he gets called a neoliberal even though he thinks its a meaningless term.
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  11. "Re.tarded" is considered a slur even by some of the un-Woke. Which is pretty re.tarded, but what can you do.

    I'm more dismayed (though at this point totally unsurprised) by a guy who used to call himself a staunch defender of free speech so quickly going for the "hate speech" button.
     
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

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  12. Bob's Superior Future requires the systematic extermination of the genetically inferior, but don't you dare call them reetards.
     
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    A Big Bumbling Black Man

    A Big Bumbling Black Man never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen

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  13. Generally it means something that belittles people with a disability. In this specific instance It's Bob after being repeatedly called ablelist for his eugenics rants is now trying to deflect in the most comically obvious way by shouting it at other people.

    That don't @ me stuff is hilarious, but at least he admits he can't defend his non sense.
     
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  14. Bob is pissy they used the word exceptional to describe a non-functioning exceptional individual like AOC

    Just say it Bob, you think the ends of your belief system justify whatever means you would have to take to get it.
     
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  15. Wouldn't he himself be one of the inferiors exterminated, by the way? The guy is either just so bad at keeping himself to a diet he got the beetus or he's genetically predisposed to get it and he made it worse by eating like a trash can.
    He contributes nothing useful to the society as his job exists on parasiting off creative people's work (not necessarily a bad thing, but overall, not critical to the survival of the human race) and he's either a bit of poison for the gene pool or just so weak, he couldn't control his food habits.
    If I was in charge of forging a Superior Future I'd send him straight in the bioreactor, at least he'd be of usefulness by being one big, nice chunk of fuel.
     
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  16. Looking at the above screencaps, I've realized Bob has almost 180,000 tweets. That, and he still has the "#RehireJamesGunn" shit? James Gunn is practically ancient history with how fast the internet moves now, lmao. No way Disney rehires him. That hashtag literally just serves to remind people of the whole Gunn controversy at this point, it's blown over at this point (IMO at least).

    Will he ever realize he reviews entertainment for a living, and no one gives a flying fuck about his political opinions/the shit he retweets? I don't think a single person in his ~$5000 a month pool of Patreon supporters is giving money to him for his political opinions.
     
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    Annie

    Annie Fire-Bear Girl

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  17. In any left wing totalitarian regime, Bob would be thrown into a prison camp or shot against a wall for no other reason than that he's pathetically, hopelessly bourgeoisie.
     
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

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  18. Said superior future could include breadlines and prison camps ala Venezuela, North Korea, and Cuba. if he moved to Venezuela, then he would lost all that blubber due to the rationing of food.
     
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    Urvy1A

    Urvy1A Dogs guard. Cats watch...and judge.

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  19. Or he'd survive on the basis of being obscure and unknown. I could see him becoming a party or government official, one the fatass types that in the 80s would tell the Afghanistan veterans, when they requested some benefits they should get but the official doesn't feel like giving, that 'I'm not the one who sent you there'.

    >Venezuela
    I can already see him trying to get insulin shots only to hear shipments are cancelled because the last one wasn't paid for and instead was nationalized for the benefit of the workers.

    How dare you even suggest that Bob, a minor popular entertainment reviewer, is not important enough to keep a movement to make one of the biggest entertainment corporations in the world bend the knee on a controversial issue alive? You probably live in some white trash state and vote Trump.
     
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  20. Ah yes, I forgot to mention rationing of medication. Tubby would die from lack of insulin shots due to medicine rationing.
     
    Urvy1A

    Urvy1A Dogs guard. Cats watch...and judge.

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