Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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So Bob was recently bitching about how One Day at a Time’s possible cancellation would be bad for Latino representation.

And now it’s cancelled and he’s not okay with it.

Apologies if this is a shitty crop btw.
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Isn't it a stereotype to assume that all Latinos only watch comedy/drama TV series?
 

thismanlies

The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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So Bob was recently bitching about how One Day at a Time’s possible cancellation would be bad for Latino representation.

And now it’s cancelled and he’s not okay with it.

Apologies if this is a shitty crop btw.
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Bob’s whole shtick is that he’s always complaining about something. Imagine if Anne Coulter was an obese progressive who wrote books about Mario and didn’t have Bush-era conservatives lining up at her book signings because they found her somewhat fuckable.

That’s Bob in a nutshell. He’s unfuckable and he always complains.
 

Godzilla@1989

Marlon Brando's eyes!
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Bob’s whole shtick is that he’s always complaining about something. Imagine if Anne Coulter was an obese progressive who wrote books about Mario and didn’t have Bush-era conservatives lining up at her book signings because they found her somewhat fuckable.

That’s Bob in a nutshell. He’s unfuckable and he always complains.
That’s a good comparison. I would compare him to Cenk Uygur since there both progressive lolcows.
 

LordofCringe7206

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Calls Jordan Peterson misogynist Kermit.
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Wait a minute Bob, are you in favor of the attack that is being led against Tucker Carlson right now?

I thought it was wrong for people to go back through a persons online history in order to find offensive content that they can use to smear them and attempt to get that person fired? Especially when it's being done over political differences.
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
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Wait a minute Bob, are you in favor of the attack that is being led against Tucker Carlson right now?

I thought it was wrong for people to go back through a persons online history in order to find offensive content that they can use to smear them and attempt to get that person fired? Especially when it's being done over political differences.
something something, no bad tactics, only bad targets
 

Judge Dredd

10 Gaschamber 20 GOTO 10
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Probably views it as the building material of “lower inferior garbage people”, same way he constantly shits on coal. Because blue collar workers and all that.
When I think of working class people building skyscrapers I think of that old footage of workmen walking on steal beams and eating lunch on them with no safety equipment.

This is dumb even by Bob standards.

Just because something is modern doesn't mean it's best. Carbon fibre is more modern than wood but what would you throw on a camp fire or make doors out of?

I'm sure Call of Duty is more modern than Mario 3. By Bob's logic Mario should be removed from sale to stop people from playing the obsolete game.

Reading that conspiracy theory I was expecting him to say the mob have ties to Russia or that Trump was driving the getaway car.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

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Nobody is going to care at this late date about much of anything that Trump might have been doing decades ago. Unless he actually had the Mob whack a guy or something else really, really awful. People care about what you've done before you were in office because it helps predict what you are going to do if you are actually put in office. Trump's been in office for years at this point and everyone who matters has formed an opinion about his job performance already. Not that a guy who complains about people digging up his tweets from last year and at the same time is drooling over the revelation of Trump corruption from the 80s is ever going to understand this point, of course.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Nobody is going to care at this late date about much of anything that Trump might have been doing decades ago. Unless he actually had the Mob whack a guy or something else really, really awful. People care about what you've done before you were in office because it helps predict what you are going to do if you are actually put in office. Trump's been in office for years at this point and everyone who matters has formed an opinion about his job performance already. Not that a guy who complains about people digging up his tweets from last year and at the same time is drooling over the revelation of Trump corruption from the 80s is ever going to understand this point, of course.
Not only that, but any mobsters Trump might have had dealings with have been dead or in prison for years. The Cali hit is all internal stuff that has nothing to do with anything that happened before Trump's political aspirations took off, unless you count Gene Gotti having been in prison since 1989, which, again, had nothing to do with Trump. To see a mob war breaking out and assume it's going to take down Trump just goes to show Bob is obsessed to the point of monomania.
 

MirrorNoir

Un, deux, trois, dit miroir noir
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Does the Mob (or some local equivalent) have a major presence in Bahston? I thought their big "ethnic" population was Irish, and they never really cottoned on to the "organized" part of "organized crime."
The Irish Mob run huge parts of Boston, though they took a massive hit when it was made public that the top mob boss of Boston (Whitey Bulger) had crooked FBI agents basically helping him kill snitches and eliminating all of his rivals so he could be king of the Boston Underworld. Bulger's flight from justice (and the bulk of Whitey's organization being taken down in one massive swoop) left a power vacuum, so there are a lot of fiefdoms that now run rampant in the region as opposed to Whitey Bulger reigning terror and horror over everyone as sole kingpin.
 
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Oh Long Johnson

Collecting your suffering when you die
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The Irish Mob run huge parts of Boston, though they took a massive hit when it was made public that the top mob boss of Boston (Whitey Bulger) had crooked FBI agents basically helping him kill snitches and eliminating all of his rivals so he could be king of the Boston Underworld. Bulger's flight from justice (and the bulk of Whitey's organization being taken down in one massive swoop) left a power vacuum, so there are a lot of fiefdoms that now run rampant in the region as opposed to Whitey Bulger reigning terror and horror over everyone as sole kingpin.
You need to read Black Mass if you haven't already. The "Boston Mob" was about 10 guys, highlighted by a couple mass murderers and Whitey the snitch, who figured he could play the FBI and Providence against each other. If Connolly wasn't such an unconscionable faggot and his series of bosses weren't a complete bag of exceptional individuals, those guys would have been snuffed out by the local cops years before they all got arrested and Whitey went on the run.
 
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Flexo

serial #3370318
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Nobody is going to care at this late date about much of anything that Trump might have been doing decades ago. Unless he actually had the Mob whack a guy or something else really, really awful. People care about what you've done before you were in office because it helps predict what you are going to do if you are actually put in office. Trump's been in office for years at this point and everyone who matters has formed an opinion about his job performance already. Not that a guy who complains about people digging up his tweets from last year and at the same time is drooling over the revelation of Trump corruption from the 80s is ever going to understand this point, of course.
Trump hires the mob to build the wall.

Comes in under budget & better quality.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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You say that as a joke, but remember that during WW2 the US government made a deal with the mob to look after the NY and Boston ports and the ports ran more efficiently than they ever had under government control.
The mob had incentive to do well- that is, turning a profit. The government receives a guaranteed income (taxes) regardless of how well it works, so we get the steaming pile we love to hate.
Small wonder Bob wants strict government control. He knows that, in an environment where he has to survive on his merits, he'd be begging on the street.
 

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