Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

thismanlies

The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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I’m sure one day the MCU will make a movie where the X-Men go back in time to save the two black transsexual midgets who wrote the first dictionary from a horde of time traveling nazis who want to steal credit for their work. But until they do that, Bob will have to settle with a movie nobody’s going to make him watch.
 

SteelPlatedHeart

Politics are fucking dumb
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Found the tweet itself. All the replies are agreeing with Bob about how the unnamed woman(there are guesses)”doesn’t know better”.

Like it’s the kind of shit Bob accuses the “ingnorant garbage people” of doing.

Aaaaand just in case.
I'm really not sure who bothers me more: Bob or his sycophants. I can imagine a stack of overstarched pancakes like Bob ruminating in a basement by his lonesome, tweeting the neckbeard equivalent of Mein Kampf into the ether of an uncaring universe. What I can't imagine is the pack of pathetic, smooth-brained incels who act as this man's peanut gallery/ cheering section. It's like you took a group of people who unironically wear Che Guevara t-shirts and brainwashed them to orient their affections towards an idol made from equal parts ham and flatulence.
 

RockVolnutt

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I'm really not sure who bothers me more: Bob or his sycophants. I can imagine a stack of overstarched pancakes like Bob ruminating in a basement by his lonesome, tweeting the neckbeard equivalent of Mein Kampf into the ether of an uncaring universe. What I can't imagine is the pack of pathetic, smooth-brained incels who act as this man's peanut gallery/ cheering section. It's like you took a group of people who unironically wear Che Guevara t-shirts and brainwashed them to orient their affections towards an idol made from equal parts ham and flatulence.
From looking at a few of them, his sycophants are a mix of people like himself or those who insist "his heart's in the right place" and his more questionable views are just "lashing out at the system that has wronged everyone". That's a poor excuse for a nearly 40 year old man.
 

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