Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Annie

Fire-Bear Cyberbully Girl
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Between the fucking NZ shooter and James Gunn rehiring, I am not convinced we are experiencing reality currently. This is one prolonged dream.

Bob will never, ever stop fucking sperging about either of those subjects. This is the biggest week in Bob's life since fucking Super Mario Bros 3 came out or since McDonalds released the Grande Mac.
 

Jaracainofthewind

kiwifarms.net
Oh about the GOTG announcement. He is going to be such a smug fucker. He's going to do long posts about the right people won. And how the obsoletes lost. He's gonna do the sad equivalent of a fucking touchdown dance on twitter. Because this is all he has. He has no personal accomplishments or goals. He can't tell his family about some great attention he got on his writing. I mean he doesn't even have little personal victories. There's no great book he gets to finish. He never gets a date with that cute cashier after a couple of months of talking. He will never get a great chance to meet someone cool. Moviebob has peaked. And his peak is writing for pop culture on a shambling corpse of a website. That's the highest he ever gets to go. Yahtzee got married and published multiple times. The Escapist is Yahtzee's day job. It's Moviebob's magnum opus.

So let Bob be smug. This is the best thing that's happened to his life. While you and I forget about this. We go to our parties or spend time with our children. When we finish a hard assignment. Bob will still only have this.
 

Truthboi

Prince of filthy weeaboos
kiwifarms.net
Definitely Gunn, though wouldn’t this be a bad business move by Disney though?
Not really since really the majority of people were pissed about Gunn being fired and considering that the person behind it did it for blatantly politically motivated reasons, people were more pissed at Cernovich more than they cared about Gunn's past.

As for Blob, I bet he's probably celebrating the "wasteland ghouls" looking bad and Gunn being hired over some Mario 3.
 
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