Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

The Shadow

Crimson Ghost
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We did it guys, we made it to 1990!
It’s officially the Mario 3 of pages. Let’s hope things go even more downhill from this point on.
Bobby, if you’re reading this, keep it up. Your exceptional brand of spergery is an inspiration to us all
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An inspiration to go to the gym, eat right and not waste our lives bitching on Twitter.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Bob likes GOT now? Coulda sworn I saw him shit talking it in tweets a year or two back. Guess he had to fall in line being a "pop culture expert" and all.
I distinctly remember him dismissing it as "incredibly dorky," as staggeringly hypocritical a declaration as a man who wears a Super Mario sportcoat for Easter could ever make. Getting on the bandwagon now is probably just so he can get some secondhand attention on Twitter and because he loves to shit on fandoms in distress.
 

elder god

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Game of Thrones sperging.
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Bob if your takes got any colder, scientists would be studying them for reaching temperatures that shouldn't even be possible. The idea that you have to be persuaded into not wanting the smallfolk (who in a city of millions, are not all responsible for their leader's choices) to be brutally murdered because some fuckoff high born decided she didn't like the way they surrendered, then I'm not sure what to say. Its especially galling because one of the major themes of Martin's series is how the politics, infighting, and war mongering of the aristocracy hurts the smallfolk.


“Democrats demonizing white heterosexual men works!”
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Yeah, keep that up, it will totally win you the votes you need to beat Trump.
 

Drunk and Pour

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Why would anyone have a beer with you in the first place?

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First of all, none of these people would give you the time of day. Second, LOL at a 300lbs man *splitting* a 12 pack. What a fucking light weight. And what the fuck with the "fun drunk"/"school teacher drunk" comment? Is this some sort of weird brag about a make-believe social life? "I'm always going out with my school teacher friends and having drinks and a good ol' time". Drunk school teachers are just like any other random drunk person you run into at a bar, because school teachers are just normal people.
I can’t imagine seeing a drunk Bob around people. Drunk spergs seem to get under people’s skin real easily.
I've said a few pages back, I wish I could get drunk with him and just make fun of him to his face and watch him seethe with impotent rage.
How is he still going on about beer? Does he know tons of photos like this exist?
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"Here you go Bill, you're always complaining about how I never give you head".
I really wonder what Bob even means with the whole "beating the Trump voter base into irrelevancy" thing.
Anyone campaigning on the platform of "fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him" would just get outvoted by all the "obsolete" states, so anyone wanting to affect actual change would have to appeal to the more rural, conservative states, which would immediately invoke Bob's ire.

I really don't know just what he is hoping to accomplish here.
I think he honestly think most Americans think like him and other leftists, and the Dem candidate just need to convince all those "moral" voters to get out to the polls. After Dems take control, they will create a system that would make it impossible for those "obsolete" people to ever have a voice ever again. Then it just becomes either "conform or die".
 

Pokemonquistador

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Drunk and Pour

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I was watching Tucker Carlson tonight, and he brought up a study about how teaching about White Privilege doesn't make liberals more sympathetic to poor blacks, but make liberals less sympathetic to poor whites. FuckheadBob immediately came to mind.



I've been arguing against white privilege my whole adult life. It's fucked up that elite "social scientists" are just now realizing how out of touch they really are to actual society.
 

Sissy Galvez

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I was watching Tucker Carlson tonight, and he brought up a study about how teaching about White Privilege doesn't make liberals more sympathetic to poor blacks, but make liberals less sympathetic to poor whites. FuckheadBob immediately came to mind.



I've been arguing against white privilege my whole adult life. It's fucked up that elite "social scientists" are just now realizing how out of touch they really are to actual society.
I brought this up before here but basically blue checks are driving the hatred of poor whites and making it socially acceptable to shit on them. Blobb being an idiot sheep, takes their cues and runs with not realizing it’s just driving a wedge between people so the wealthy can keep their shit.
 

Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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The last time I heard anything about it was shortly before Pitts had his little meltdown and left The Escapist.
I didn’t hear that Pitts left, which leads to ponder if Bob gets screwed by it in the future since Pitts no longer lets him get away with anything.

So James Gunn did his first interview since getting rehired and not surprisingly, he has handled this more maturely than Bob.

 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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So James Gunn did his first interview since getting rehired and not surprisingly, he has handled this more maturely than Bob.

Why did you need to point out that a professional movie director is more mature than a fat diabetic basement dweller?


That's like saying the sky is blue or at least in Blobbo's case, concrete.
 

Sissy Galvez

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So James Gunn did his first interview since getting rehired and not surprisingly, he has handled this more maturely than Bob.

James gunn: “There’s a lot of really positive stuff that’s coming out of all of this, and one of those positives is I was able to learn. People have to be able to learn from mistakes. If we take away the possibility for someone to learn and become a better person, I’m not sure what we are left with. I’ve learned all kinds of things about myself through this process.”

Blobb: kill everyone who didn’t vote for Hillary, they’re irredeemable and irrelevant! Fuck them!
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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The last time I heard anything about it was shortly before Pitts had his little meltdown and left The Escapist.

Speaking of Pitts, he put out this article on Medium the other day. He of course downplays why he really left The Escapist.
I started to go through the Russ Pitts article to see how he's holding up since Bobby boi didn't so much as throw him under the buss but threw it on top of Russ. First impressions are he's far more succinct the Bob could ever hop to be. Beyond that I have no idea because I got to this point and let out a loud bark of laughter.

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EDIT: Holy shit. Literally the next paragraph he describes how he self diagnosed himself. He then says that he talked to a therapist and doctor about his "depression and anxiety" because of course Bob's Executive Producer for his work at The Escapist suffers from depression and anxiety.

EDIT: Holier shit....I'm getting the feeling that no one liked Pitts reading through his sob story, assuming that any of this writing is true. His dad was depressed and never talked to Russ. You see, mental illness runs in the family. How far back you ask? Well just look at ol' Grand Pappy Pitts.

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Why would such a mentally wounded man such as Russ gravitate towards a sociopath such as Bob I wonder?

Or...maybe...Bob found him?

EDIT: Last one. These are the first three comments. Enjoy.

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