Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

thismanlies

The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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“Progress is for people that agree with me only.”
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Ah, Bob? Politicians usually don't win elections by being hostile fatasses who screech about wanting to persecute their political enemies... or at least not in the cities that don't encourage homeless people to shit in their streets.
 

Pokemonquistador

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I see Bob is continuing to have no sense of self-awareness.
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We also have this gem.
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If those universities in Brazil are anything like the ones they have here, they're being taught by people who want to holocaust anyone to the right of Josef Stalin. Wanting to dismantle the brainwashing factory teaching your children to hate everything you hold dear is not an act of "stupidity and evil". It's simply declaring that you no longer want your tax dollars funding this process.

Seeing Bob's attitudes about family members across the political divide, it now makes sense why everyone in his immediate circle seems to love him. Anyone who clucked disapprovingly about his choices and opinions was purged from Bob's life long ago. Bob probably spends the majority of his not-tweeting, not-writing time judging people on their mayonnaise ghoul potential and shunting them away from his path. It's going to be a real shock to Bob one day when the Bubble of Protection he's built around himself bursts and people he didn't vet start to intrude into his life and make trouble for him. (People like law enforcement personnel, friends of his niece, people he stands next to in line and--if I ever get my wish --a group of conservative Veteran biker gang members overhearing Bob drunkenly talking shit about America at a bar.)
 

Jetpack Himmler

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I see Bob is continuing to have no sense of self-awareness.
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We also have this gem.
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Bob keeps repeating this "idiom" as if it makes him sound deep and philosophical, but here is what intelligence has to do with one's moral character: Jack shit and Jack left town. How about we review some virtues. How about kindness? Oh, wait, Bob want to disenfranchise an entire demographic (working class whites) and deprive them of their ability to make a living out nothing more than sheer malice. Compassion? Nope. Bob loves to treat them like non-humans and revels in his cruelty towards them. Good temper? He spends half his waking hours raging on Twitter. Humility? Fuck, would Bob have a nearly 2000 page thread on this forum if he had a shred of it? I didn't think so.

Intelligence is an attribute and not a virtue. There are people who are highly intelligent and commit horrible acts. There are likewise people are ignorant but still lead moral lives. If ignorance is a vice, what does that make people with learning disabilities? They would be "evil" by Bob's definition because they are not as intellectually capable as the rest of the population. People who live in countries with fewer opportunities for education (notably in Africa) would similarly fit that definition as well. If we were to borrow from the Social Justice lexicon, would that not make Bob an ableist, and potentially a racist?

As many here have illustrated ad infinitum, Bob has all the self-awareness of a sea sponge. Had he truly a philosophical bent he could see how such a declaration is problematic.
 

Senior Lexmechanic

Shitposting displeases the Omnissiah
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Bob keeps repeating this "idiom" as if it makes him sound deep and philosophical, but here is what intelligence has to do with one's moral character: Jack shit and Jack left town. How about we review some virtues. How about kindness? Oh, wait, Bob want to disenfranchise an entire demographic (working class whites) and deprive them of their ability to make a living out nothing more than sheer malice. Compassion? Nope. Bob loves to treat them like non-humans and revels in his cruelty towards them. Good temper? He spends half his waking hours raging on Twitter. Humility? Fuck, would Bob have a nearly 2000 page thread on this forum if he had a shred of it? I didn't think so.

Intelligence is an attribute and not a virtue. There are people who are highly intelligent and commit horrible acts. There are likewise people are ignorant but still lead moral lives. If ignorance is a vice, what does that make people with learning disabilities? They would be "evil" by Bob's definition because they are not as intellectually capable as the rest of the population. People who live in countries with fewer opportunities for education (notably in Africa) would similarly fit that definition as well. If we were to borrow from the Social Justice lexicon, would that not make Bob an ableist, and potentially a racist?

As many here have illustrated ad infinitum, Bob has all the self-awareness of a sea sponge. Had he truly a philosophical bent he could see how such a declaration is problematic.
He's quoting Socrates, who said "There is one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance". Other things Socrates said:
- Mentally disabled people should be slaves for the rest of their lives.
- Ideas are more real than you are.
- Stories should be outlawed because they aren't true: music should be outlawed because it has no meaning; the only kinds of sculptures there should be are of the Solids.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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He's quoting Socrates, who said "There is one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance". Other things Socrates said:
- Mentally disabled people should be slaves for the rest of their lives.
- Ideas are more real than you are.
- Stories should be outlawed because they aren't true: music should be outlawed because it has no meaning; the only kinds of sculptures there should be are of the Solids.
Also don't forget, "I drank what?"
 

Tetraphobia

This is a hurt-box I can't leave
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Bob keeps repeating this "idiom" as if it makes him sound deep and philosophical, but here is what intelligence has to do with one's moral character: Jack shit and Jack left town. How about we review some virtues. How about kindness? Oh, wait, Bob want to disenfranchise an entire demographic (working class whites) and deprive them of their ability to make a living out nothing more than sheer malice. Compassion? Nope. Bob loves to treat them like non-humans and revels in his cruelty towards them. Good temper? He spends half his waking hours raging on Twitter. Humility? Fuck, would Bob have a nearly 2000 page thread on this forum if he had a shred of it? I didn't think so.

Intelligence is an attribute and not a virtue. There are people who are highly intelligent and commit horrible acts. There are likewise people are ignorant but still lead moral lives. If ignorance is a vice, what does that make people with learning disabilities? They would be "evil" by Bob's definition because they are not as intellectually capable as the rest of the population. People who live in countries with fewer opportunities for education (notably in Africa) would similarly fit that definition as well. If we were to borrow from the Social Justice lexicon, would that not make Bob an ableist, and potentially a racist?

As many here have illustrated ad infinitum, Bob has all the self-awareness of a sea sponge. Had he truly a philosophical bent he could see how such a declaration is problematic.

When I first learned about bob, a long time ago, and read his intelligence = goodness tweets
I instantly wondered about the nazis, and their high iq scores (from 110 to a 140 or so)

about six months ago I learned that apparently he is dismissive about IQ as a measurement so I don't know how exactly he calculates who is smart and who isn't, aside from "clinton-democrat = good, republican = bad"

 

Jetpack Himmler

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about six months ago I learned that apparently he is dismissive about IQ as a measurement so I don't know how exactly he calculates who is smart and who isn't, aside from "clinton-democrat = good, republican = bad"
I suspect he might be basing it on geography (in part.) He lives close to Havard, MIT, Yale, Darmouth, and Brown so it would not surprise me in the least that he believes that he is smarter than most of the people in the country because of his proximity to the Ivy League though I doubt his SAT score was high enough to meet the entrance requirements.
 

Vic Viper T301

Commencing attack on the enemy
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Since Godzilla did a brilliant job of screen capping.
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I was thinking something like "Brie Larson is an incredibly bland blonde woman and a big name in Hollywood right now, so she'd be perfect for the role of Samus," but then I remembered Gwendoline Christie exists. And if you made a Metroid movie in 2019 and didn't at least try to cast Gwendoline Christie you'd be a fucking exceptional individual.

Also first post, long time lurker, Moviebob is a fat moron, yadda yadda.
 

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