Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

RockVolnutt

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Bob keeps repeating this "idiom" as if it makes him sound deep and philosophical, but here is what intelligence has to do with one's moral character: Jack shit and Jack left town. How about we review some virtues. How about kindness? Oh, wait, Bob want to disenfranchise an entire demographic (working class whites) and deprive them of their ability to make a living out nothing more than sheer malice. Compassion? Nope. Bob loves to treat them like non-humans and revels in his cruelty towards them. Good temper? He spends half his waking hours raging on Twitter. Humility? Fuck, would Bob have a nearly 2000 page thread on this forum if he had a shred of it? I didn't think so.

Intelligence is an attribute and not a virtue. There are people who are highly intelligent and commit horrible acts. There are likewise people are ignorant but still lead moral lives. If ignorance is a vice, what does that make people with learning disabilities? They would be "evil" by Bob's definition because they are not as intellectually capable as the rest of the population. People who live in countries with fewer opportunities for education (notably in Africa) would similarly fit that definition as well. If we were to borrow from the Social Justice lexicon, would that not make Bob an ableist, and potentially a racist?

As many here have illustrated ad infinitum, Bob has all the self-awareness of a sea sponge. Had he truly a philosophical bent he could see how such a declaration is problematic.
He's been called out on the learning disability and people who didn't have access to good education before, went with the "I didn't say they're stupid, you did! Hahaha, ablist" as his counter argument.

The trick is he never actually defines the kind of intelligence he's talking about to prevent people calling him out on it. All we can gather is believing in the "right things" makes you "intelligent" even though you can easily make a simple program that blurts out Bob-isms and that wouldn't be considered intelligent by any measure I could think of.
 

Koby_Fish

The advice of the GALACTICALLY STUPID
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He's been called out on the learning disability and people who didn't have access to good education before, went with the "I didn't say they're stupid, you did! Hahaha, ablist" as his counter argument.

The trick is he never actually defines the kind of intelligence he's talking about to prevent people calling him out on it. All we can gather is believing in the "right things" makes you "intelligent" even though you can easily make a simple program that blurts out Bob-isms and that wouldn't be considered intelligent by any measure I could think of.
It's probably something as basic bitch exceptional as "hurr durr, science says Left-wingers are smarter than Right-wingers; I am Left Wing, therefore I am smarter than other people! Certainly smarter than the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls that elected Drumpf!"
 

Pokemonquistador

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Actually, Brie Larson would be perfect for a Metroid movie.

Assuming we're going pre Other M, she never fucking speaks so I dont have to put up with her insufferable voice.

Didn't Samus sound kind of robot-y in "Other M?" I'm sure Brie has the acting chops for the role. I'm not sure she'd want to play a role as a woman who defers to a higher ranking man and respects him to the point where she won't turn on essential safety features in her robot suit unless he orders her to.
 

RockVolnutt

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Which is odd because Hbomberguy doesnt really agree with him politically and has made several comments snarking at the guy. Off coarse being Hbomber he downplays his distaste but it's pretty obvious looking at any tweet of his about Bawb.
I also really don't think Bob is 'their sort of people' anyway.
What ever gave you the idea that Hbomberguy doesn't like Bob? Nothing but praise and is the first in line to bask in the glory of Superiority.




 

Rekkington

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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When I first learned about bob, a long time ago, and read his intelligence = goodness tweets
I instantly wondered about the nazis, and their high iq scores (from 110 to a 140 or so)

about six months ago I learned that apparently he is dismissive about IQ as a measurement so I don't know how exactly he calculates who is smart and who isn't, aside from "clinton-democrat = good, republican = bad"

Intelligence is the most important thing and the most virtuous thing, but not IQ tests because black people suck at them and would mean all black people are evil.
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

never forget your vest in the gangster kitchen
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Intelligence is the most important thing and the most virtuous thing, but not IQ tests because black people suck at them and would mean all black people are evil.
We all know if Bob tried to create an IQ test it would include pop culture questions like the name of the girl Mario saves in Donkey Kong, and you'd get marked wrong if you gave the correct answer (Pauline) instead of Peach.
 

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