Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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I feel that's unfair, Tywin had a cold solid logic to his actions, he didnt give a single fuck about the peasents but he didnt really have a proactive disdain for them. Tywin was an actual pragmatist in that his horrible actions are motivated by clear aims and objectives, for example the horrific red wedding was ultimatly about ending a war against an enemy he was struggling to defeat and ultimatly worked really well.

Twyin would take on look at US politics and begin considering how exactly he's going to make himself or his chosen candidate president. If it doesnt pan out that campaign, he isnt going to bitch or cry but you're going to have to watch the fuck out for him campaign season after campaign season. Because he'll just come up with a new plan to get the common man to vote for him
Bobs closer to a Balon Greyjoy in that he will stick with his god-awful attitude and shitty idea's even when they're totally counter productive. Rob Stark offered him everything he wanted on a platter and his response was to shit the bed because he can't get over his absurd pride or bitterness. Or Maybe a Randly Tarley as he's a just a nasty cunt whose endless posturing is totally at odds with his reality.
If he had the power he craves, he'd be more like Ramsay Bolton or Ser Gregor Clegane- wantonly butchering obsolete smallfolk in favor of the elite in King's Landing, completely unconcerned with what happens next.
"If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you'll be treated as a mad dog; taken out back and slaughtered for pig feed."
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Hey, don't slack off Gizmo!!! He as amoral and scummy of a man he was at least built a successful casino and made something of himself, unlike Chippy.
Interesting footnote for Fallout spergs: in the original concept for Junktown, the town got a bad ending if you sided with Killian -- the law became so draconian that the town wasn't much more than a prison -- while if you sided with Gizmo, the casino made so much money that the town flourished and he kept the place safe because it was in his interest to do so. The higher ups were uncomfortable with the idea that the optimal outcome required siding with the bad guy, and it didn't happen.

So yeah, Bob ain't no fuckin' Gizmo, beyond the fatness.

(Does anyone remember Fat Freddy?)
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Reading these posts and thinking: This nigger still lives in his basement right?

He's online all day everyday telling everyone else what is right and how to think but he lives in his parents' basement, correct? Or did I miss some lore?
He lives in a basement. He's been very clear it's not his mother's place, but I don't know if he's ever denied it belongs to some other relative. The only candidate we're aware of would be his brother. Either way, yes, he is a cellar dweller.
 

Man of the Sea

DUDE PLAYING A DUDE
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Gee, I thought that I was being hyperbolic when I said about a year or two ago that MovieBob's morality is not dissimilar to that of Tywin Lannister.
Uh holy crap, no, I disagree with this wholeheartedly. Tywin Lannister does not see people in black and white like Bob does, and he is actually willing to make concessions and keep people alive that he disagrees with because he understands their position in the world. MovieBob's morality is "HUR DUR RIGHT WING BAD" which is such an idiotically simple morality that its laughable to even compare Tywin to MovieBob. I feel insulted just reading this.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Uh holy crap, no, I disagree with this wholeheartedly. Tywin Lannister does not see people in black and white like Bob does, and he is actually willing to make concessions and keep people alive that he disagrees with because he understands their position in the world. MovieBob's morality is "HUR DUR RIGHT WING BAD" which is such an idiotically simple morality that its laughable to even compare Tywin to MovieBob. I feel insulted just reading this.
Tywin Lannister willingly served a king he considered to be a drunken fool. Partly because, yes, he could manipulate him completely by virtue of controlling the pursestrings, but also because there was nothing to be gained from the civil unrest that would result from replacing him. Bob would never suffer working for a guy he thought was an idiot, and is probably incapable of manipulating anyone less feeble than the bag boy with Down's syndrome at his local supermarket. (And probably not even that guy.)
 

Oh Long Johnson

Collecting your suffering when you die
True & Honest Fan
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He lives in a basement. He's been very clear it's not his mother's place, but I don't know if he's ever denied it belongs to some other relative. The only candidate we're aware of would be his brother. Either way, yes, he is a cellar dweller.
It wasn't Ride, but someone said it was his aunt's basement a couple years ago and had the deets.
 

Capsaicin Addict

Just a fellow who loves spicy food.
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The only Lannister Bob resembles is Joffrey. A creature of pure sociopathic entitlement with nothing but naked, dripping contempt for all those he deems lesser than him.
Nah, Orsen Lannister, from this scene

He’s too stupid to do anything besides smash beetles, and so unimportant that nobody bothers with him. Held in contempt by even those who are close to him, and will have done nothing of importance.
 

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