Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .

Bob thinks that being anti-globalism is inherently anti-semitic but he also thinks international socialism is inherently anti-semitic. He truly is a special boy.

Also I feel so uncomfortable looking at his Twitter picture. How does someone so fat have such sunken cheeks? Its like he's eaten so much fried food that its created a singularity in his gut thats sucking his face down towards it.

Pol Pots Pooter
Wait, isn’t Louisiana a red state, which you hate?
He's saying "dear god no" because of all the black people in the state and that he premied while masturbating to the news.

NAFTA tweet.
Oh, this fat motherfucker. Had to walk away lest I go to Twitter and put the shit for brains on full blast.

NAFTA finished what the debt crisis started by putting the Mexican economy into full tail-spin, and caused a massive economic refugee crisis, that hit mainly indigineous and mestizos, that's the cause of our current immigration problems. Meanwhile it basically gutted anything remotely resembling environmental protections which has led the border to become one massive brownfield dotted with sweatshops. It takes a very special, very stupid, very amoral, very repugnant class of person on the left to defend NAFTA.

Bob only pretends to care for LA is because it's full of blacks. If a catastrophe happened in Alabama the dude would be jacking off and tweeting how it's some karmatic thing for being Trump country.
Has he said anything about other red states getting hit by deadly natural disasters?
(Also sidenote: I am from LA so pray for me/wish me luck/whatever the fuck you do that I get through this)

Pol Pots Pooter
And leaving cost aside, what does the reforestation of Europe have to do with us?

We've been doing a good job of that since the 1920s.
Forestation is an effective means of carbon capture, but as another poster mentioned, one not as effective as oceanic phytoplanktons. One theory about how the little ice age came to be (other than the Maunder minimum) is that atmospheric CO2 levels took a giant shit thanks to European reforestation following the collapse of the Roman empire, and later thanks to Amazon reforestation after smallpox, plague, and flu killed off 90% of the Amerindian population.

Also, if notable Jew Bernie Sanders is anti-globalist, doesn’t that make him anti-Semitic as well?
I've definitely seen Boob imply at different times that isolationist socialists and internationalist socialists are both antisemitic so I'm sure he thinks BERNARD SLANDERS~! is antisemitic for running against Hillary Clinton somehow.

I'm legit surprised he didn't jump waddle aboard the dipshit lib idpol express calling the Chapo dudes antisemites for posting that reptilian shapeshifter joke about Alex Acosta who is, last I checked, not even a fucking Jew.

Pol Pots Pooter
I've definitely seen Boob imply at different times that isolationist socialists and internationalist socialists are both antisemitic so I'm sure he thinks BERNARD SLANDERS~! is antisemitic for running against Hillary Clinton somehow.
The sperg thinks merely living between Appalachia and the Rockies makes you a Nazi, so it wouldn't surprise me if we saw a galaxy brain take like this from him.


Un, deux, trois, dit miroir noir
Bob ditto-heading the "globalist=anti-Jew slur" line is to be expected. It's a standard talking point among SJW death kultists, to smear anyone badmouthing of globalism and globalists (IE people who support globalism) as being an anti-Semite. And to derail any conversation that talks about the damage globalism has done, by accusing people talking about the negative aspects of globalism as being anti-Jew and accuse them of using the term "globalists" as a cover to avoid "the Jews" while bashing them in public.

See also how cosmopolitanism suddenly became an anti-Jew slur, when people in the center/right started calling out the lunatic left on their elitist notions about how they think blue state city folk are superior than normal folk who live in normal towns and in middle America suburban enclaves and should be the only ones allowed to have a a say in how the US is run.


No more Jingle Bells, hon!
True & Honest Fan
Why does he hate bitcoin?
Something something gamergate something something misogynist something something dudebros.

Still I'm surprised Bobby never talked about Huawei, given his Chinese (and Chinese-sized) boners.

Also @Pol Pots Pooter : more Amazon stories please. Maybe start an "Ask Me Anything" thread on the General Discussion board?

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