Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 43 8.2%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 10 1.9%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 37 7.0%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 49 9.3%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 204 38.9%
  • Movies

    Votes: 71 13.5%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 57 10.9%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 23 4.4%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 19 3.6%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Total voters
    525

Marissa Moira

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Which, hilariously, has been pointed out to be horribly wasteful and literally impossible.
While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.
 

BubbleButt

Told Ya
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While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.
Fine, not impossible, but definitely implausible.
 

instythot

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While it's possible to have robots automate large scale field production with shit like combine harvesters, greenhosues would need an actual human to harvest them. At most you can have automated watering cycles and maybe rotation mechanisms for plant beds.

Also doing this shit in a city is a bad idea you need wide open spaces for greenhouses since the shadow of buildings would cover greenhouses for large parts of the day.
Even if he's got the hydroponic warehouse "urban farm" in mind, he's in fucking Massachusetts. The power required in winter to keep those things from freezing will typically need some sort of city tax rebate handed out under a "local jobs" banner... i.e. certainly not sustainable as anything more than a niche product for hipsters who need their red lettuce to be local and out of season at the same time. There's a reason you don't hear much about these operations producing anything other than marijuana
 

Tacitcal Wizard

Explosiomancer
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Fine, not impossible, but definitely implausible.
From an earlier post, Bob seems to be referring to an automated greenhouse built inside a warehouse that claims to grow food 365 days a year. To me? That speaks of artificial sunlight or something like those solar collectors that you see on the roofs of Japanese office buildings.
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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From an earlier post, Bob seems to be referring to an automated greenhouse built inside a warehouse that claims to grow food 365 days a year. To me? That speaks of artificial sunlight or something like those solar collectors that you see on the roofs of Japanese office buildings.
Even so, it's STILL loads cheaper to grow food in the ACTUAL FUCKING GROUND out in the countryside and ship it into a city. If you're the type of person who would deliberately make something hard and inefficient for yourself because you hate the people doing it, then you're going to be squeezed out by someone willing to hold their nose and have the people you hate do it in the most efficient way possible.
 

Lensherr

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So, remember Bob's rant from a few months back?:

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Well, I found this gem that I never saw posted here while browsing the responses on Twitter:

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Now, I already refuted this bullshit a while back, so here's the link to it in case anyone's curious:


My own personal take on this is that Bob knows, by Social Justice Progressive Stack standards, he's been dealt a shit hand as a straight white male, so he's trying to squeeze every last drop of victimhood from his being as he possibly can.
 

Jarolleon

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Was letting the Red States that voted Trump be decayed to the point where nature grows back one of them too? Along with eliminating the electoral college and have basically costal elites decide everything for the country?
It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
True & Honest Fan
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It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
40K's hive cities were supposed to be dystopic fiction! Not a blueprint for the future!
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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So, remember Bob's rant from a few months back?:

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Well, I found this gem that I never saw posted here while browsing the responses on Twitter:

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Now, I already refuted this bullshit a while back, so here's the link to it in case anyone's curious:


My own personal take on this is that Bob knows, by Social Justice Progressive Stack standards, he's been dealt a shit hand as a straight white male, so he's trying to squeeze every last drop of victimhood from his being as he possibly can.
I'm not sure who's most exceptional, the woman who insists that it's slightly affluent Republican men who most exploit the poor (ignoring the plethora of wealthy, corrupt Democrats who steal taxpayer money meant for poor constituents,) or MovieBob for replying "What I was saying wasn't ACTUALLY what I was SAYING!"

Or maybe it's Chris Chipman for doing that thing men do when they let their mustaches grow past their lips. That has gotta be NASTY and it's gotta feel like you're chewing on pubes whenever you talk. (Either clip it or grow it out and comb it sideways...)
 
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Arctic Fox

You won't get past my wall.
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It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
This shit makes me unironicly wish for a nuclear war.
 

Krokodil Overdose

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It's not just Moviebob advocating this. National Geographic had an issue about "cities of the future" which envisioned entire countries crammed into dense hives of bugmen (in which all transport is public of course), surrounded by intensive farms, with 1/2 of the landmass banned from all development to preserve the natural environment (and prevent those peksy Trump voters from building enclaves presumably).
"Could look like." IOW, "this is pure wishful thinking but we have to fill out this issue with something so here goes." Hell, if you rephrased it as a question ("will this be what the city of the future looks like?") you'd go ahead and trip Betteridge's Law.
 
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Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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Ugh, Bob really is to nerds what KANGZ are to black people. Yeah, sure if it were not for those white neanderthal jocks we be living on the moon right now.
Those tweets have become nearly as Bob-defining as "No bad tactics, only bad targets," and might have surpassed it if they were a little pithier. They certainly better demonstrate his total failure to grasp reality and his overinflated ego.