Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 30 9.2%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 7 2.2%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 25 7.7%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 32 9.8%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 117 36.0%
  • Movies

    Votes: 46 14.2%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 30 9.2%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 17 5.2%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 12 3.7%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 9 2.8%

  • Total voters
    325

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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As someone who has little love for leftists, this bears repeating: Bob is not a far leftist. For all their misguided methods, many of which I find appalling, far leftists are at least at their core motivated by a desire to do good by most people. Bob is something much worse.
QFT. Using Bob's rhetoric and methods as a club against the left in general is unfair to the point of dishonesty. Bob has latched on to the left because he perceives them as being intellectually superior, and so gets to stroke his ego by finding common cause with them via babbling jibber-jabbering tweets he thinks sound super smart.
 

Doctor Placebo

Soleimani's back. Tell a friend.
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QFT. Using Bob's rhetoric and methods as a club against the left in general is unfair to the point of dishonesty. Bob has latched on to the left because he perceives them as being intellectually superior, and so gets to stroke his ego by finding common cause with them via babbling jibber-jabbering tweets he thinks sound super smart.
He also thinks they're the group with the highest likelihood of giving him a billion dollar spaceship, robot body, and genetically engineered 10/10 girlfriends in exchange for nothing but good boy points from twitter virtue signalling.

Bob used to be an objectivist after all. The idea of being a superior elite living in luxury while thumbing his nose at the peons is still obviously a big fantasy of his. Maybe the reason he abandoned those beliefs is because too many other objectivists told him that they weren't giving him shit if he didn't get off his fat ass and do actual tangible work for his superior future.

Bob's politics are really just Bobism. What angle can he find where someone else will heap rewards on him and make all his adolescent power fantasies come true that doesn't require him to get out of his basement and get his hands dirty?
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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A ridicules video that nobody in their right mind could take seriously that is no longer on youtube and might have been taken down by butthurt Bob.

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I regret that I have but one rating to give.

The one critique that I'd give is that he didn't use enough swollen, superfluous, pseudo-intellectual adjectives to make his prose purple. A minor gripe as other than that it's flawless.
 
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DarkEmoMario64

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I regret that I have but one rating to give.

The one critique that I'd give is that he didn't use enough swollen, superfluous, pseudo-intellectual adjectives to make his prose purple. A minor gripe as other than that it's flawless.
My only gripe is that parody Bob likes Batman v Superman a movie that the actual Bob despises. Then again this video was probably made before movie Bob review of the film.

Speaking of movies that Bob Chipman hates. Along with the Pixel rant this is some of the most over dramatic shit I have ever seen.
 

Doctor Placebo

Soleimani's back. Tell a friend.
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A ridicules video that nobody in their right mind could take seriously that is no longer on youtube and might have been taken down by butthurt Bob.

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So why was it taken down? Was this a recent thing with the new "creator harassment" policy? I know they've been deleting some really old videos because of that.
 

Jeb-sama

slow and steady
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So I just started looking at this guy after another resident fat fuck (IE boogie) started producing a lot less milk.

How does he survive? His youtube has been going since 2006, and gets a hilarious 2k views per day according to socialblade.
Also at what point did he decide that he was some kind of intellectual leftwing elite that knows whats best for everyone?
 

Useless Idiot

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Bernie is a conservative
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How is the superior future different from a distopia?
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Creepy uncle bob
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LMAO at the idea that your opinions on guns and abortion are somehow the be-all-and-end-all of whether someone is conservative. Hard left on every issue other than guns and abortion? You're a secret right-winger!

Mao was a big fan of armed revolution and Nicolae Ceausescu banned abortion so they're both apparently right-wingers. There's a long history of various leftist and socialist groups supporting guns in the hands of the proletariat. This includes everyone from Orwell to basically every Maoist revolutionary organization.

Of course, it isn't even true since Sanders has supported both Planned Parenthood and gun control in recent years. I guess stuff he said in 1983 is more important when considering his current political positions than stuff he said last week

And isn't chicks supposedly a dehumanizing term for women? Shame on Bob!
 

Doctor Placebo

Soleimani's back. Tell a friend.
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So I just started looking at this guy after another resident fat fuck (IE boogie) started producing a lot less tard cum.

How does he survive? His youtube has been going since 2006, and gets a hilarious 2k views per day according to socialblade.
Also at what point did he decide that he was some kind of intellectual leftwing elite that knows whats best for everyone?
We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.
 

Useless Idiot

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We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.
Yeah, Bob shouldn't have financial problems given he's a single man with no dependents making about 40 grand a year and probably living rent free. What's wild though is how his fanboys act like he's some sort of wildly successful youtuber and how Bob acts as if 40K a year,doing shitty youtube videos at age 38 makes him a member of the Progressive Ubermensch.

A lot of the people Bob claims are "obsolete" are probably making more money than Bob, they just worry about money problems because, you know, they actually have families to take care of. Some guy in flyover country making 55 K a year and worrying about his financial situation because he wants to send 3 kids to college is more obsolete than an obese manchild making 15K less while living in a basement and shirking any and all adult responsibilities according to Bob's bizarre conception of the universe.
 
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A ridicules video that nobody in their right mind could take seriously that is no longer on youtube and might have been taken down by butthurt Bob.

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>The last thirty seconds or so was the video creator being sincere
Cringe.
Bob's politics are really just Bobism.
This. Awhile ago (I don't know if you saw this) we were talking about using the label 'fascist' to describe Bob and I said that the only label Bob is worthy of is 'Retarded'.
So had we voted Hillary Rodham into office she would turn conservative during her second term?
Um... no, sweetie. HRC (PBUH) was born underneath a double rainbow, was able to speak when she was only two months old, and never has to use the toilet. Our kween would never turn into an alt-righter.
A lot of the people Bob claims are "obsolete" are probably making more money than Bob, they just worry about money problems because, you know, they actually have families to take care of. Some guy in flyover country making 55 K a year and worrying about his financial situation because he wants to send 3 kids to college is more obsolete than an obese manchild making 15K less while living in a basement and shirking any and all adult responsibilities according to Bob's bizarre conception of the universe.
Yeah, but that guy is probably a Drumpfkkkt supporting dude that probably plays COD games.
 

Jeb-sama

slow and steady
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We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.
I wonder how he maintains his ultra superiority complex while living in a basement? the mental gymnastics must be next level as fuck.