In Bob's defense he lifts something heavy whenever he has to go to the fridge.
How close is "America's retribution" to what you're looking for?This is going to sound just as cringy as anything Bob Chipman has ever said. But just to spite him I wish somebody with more computer knowledge then me would make a first person shooter called ''Save Trump's America'' were you play as obscure 90's comic character Bloodstrike shooting angry clones of Bob Chipman while spouting quotes from Adam Sandler and Michael Bay movies. Other objectives would be saving Republican voters and finding easter eggs like death nintendo characters all while soundtracks from My little Pony plays in the background.
possibly not. Surely Chip has at least considered a "silent butler/locked basement door" cohabitation solutionIn Bob's defense he lifts something heavy whenever he has to go to the fridge.
I think it's probably been established that Bob, while undoubtedly inhabiting a BELOW GROUND APARTMENT, INSECT, doesn't actually live with his brother's family. That said, the image of a triple-padlocked cellar door with a dumbwaiter into which Chris occasionally throws raw meat and lowers six packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade is too hilarious to resist.How close is "America's retribution" to what you're looking for?
possibly not. Surely Chip has at least considered a "silent butler/locked basement door" cohabitation solution
In his defense, in times of famine he could outlast us skinnier people by living off all the fat he's stored up. Except he would almost certainly die long before then from not having insulin to treat his beetus, so it's irrelevant.I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.
He has a well known hatred of them.You know I’ve been wondering about something, what’s Bob’s stance on RedLetterMedia? I know he mentioned the Plinket review of The Phantom Menace in one his videos, exclaiming that he was gonna cut off detractors at the pass by linking “that damn Plinket video” (I’m almost certain that’s the quote) himself. I would like to point out that I distinctly remember him “”””linking”””” the video by PUTTING THE URL IN HIS VIDEO AND NOT IN THE DESCRIPTION LIKE ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD. I kinda remember that he kinda gave the Plinket review some back handed praise but seemed overly dismissive of it. Perhaps some of his hatred for the Midwest comes from the fact that he got insanely overshadowed by a gaggle of drunken, hack frauds from Milwaukee? I did a short little twitter search and I couldn’t find anything from him referencing them but I am an idiot, cyclops connoisseur of Bobbyboi so I wouldn’t rule out human error on my part. I will say that Jack Packard and him follow each other and he does follow the official RLM account. Whether that means anything or not I think is up for the philosophers to decide.
That or a bunch of spergy tards on a certain Doxxxxxxing and/or Hairassmint blog.
...eh, poTAYto poTAHto
So Bob does have some humanity. It’s buried under a metric fuckton of lard and encased in a heart blackened by years of wanting to put everyone he’s ever disagreed with in a concentration camp. But it’s there.
Good lord. If Bob actually has the time and money to be concerned about the bond market he is decidedly NOT working classBob was really happy when patton oswalt mentioned him in a tweet. Oswalt recently appeared on a RLM video, which I'm sure probably pissed him off a lot.
In other news, bob discovered the unibomber. Who is just like Yang btw.
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Bob learned everything he knows about bonds from the Chappell Show's GZA and RZA cameo.Good lord. If Bob actually has the time and money to be concerned about the bond market he is decidedly NOT working class
Should I be holding my breath for Bob to explain how this affects the overnight money markets?Bob learned everything he knows about bonds from the Chappell Show's GZA and RZA cameo.
Honestly, anyone talking about this isn't working in financial services or has a net worth of $50M+ is just talking out their ass.
He doesn't. He just wants more ammo to say orange man bad, and since the general perception is that the economy has been good under Trump...Good lord. If Bob actually has the time and money to be concerned about the bond market he is decidedly NOT working class
QFT. Using Bob's rhetoric and methods as a club against the left in general is unfair to the point of dishonesty. Bob has latched on to the left because he perceives them as being intellectually superior, and so gets to stroke his ego by finding common cause with them via babbling jibber-jabbering tweets he thinks sound super smart.As someone who has little love for leftists, this bears repeating: Bob is not a far leftist. For all their misguided methods, many of which I find appalling, far leftists are at least at their core motivated by a desire to do good by most people. Bob is something much worse.