Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

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What I'd like to add is that, while we often make fun of him for his MCU fanboyism, I'd go as far as to argue that Bob is just as big of a Star Wars fan. For example, when The Phantom Menace got a 3D re-release, he made a Big Picture retrospective episode on the film saying that he was looking forward to seeing it again and that the initial reactillon to it was too hyperbolically negative. In addition, he was trepidatious with regards to The Force Awakens due to not being a fan of J.J. Abrams, but he ended up liking it anyway. So he's almost always positive when it comes to the franchise.
I would somewhat disagree a little since in all honestly he comes of as someone who only knows about/cares for star wars through the movies and has zero knowledge about anything outside of them from the various of the books, games, tv. shows, etc.
I kinda say its the same with him being a "godzilla fan" albeit to a lesser extend in where he probably saw one movie, (10 bucks on it being the 2014 one) liked it, and determined he was a fan that knew everything about the franchise
 
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I would somewhat disagree a little since in all honestly he comes of as someone who only knows about/cares for star wars through the movies and has zero knowledge about anything outside of them from the various of the books, games, tv. shows, etc.
I kinda say its the same with him being a "godzilla fan" albeit to a lesser extend in where he probably saw one movie, (10 bucks on it being the 2014 one) liked it, and determined he was a fan that knew everything about the franchise
I have serious doubts as to whether Bob enjoys any movies or games anymore. They're mostly just a backdrop against which Bob crafts hot takes these days
 

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I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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But the blob did become a massive weightloss success story in the comics. I think it was after house of m or something
In that story line he gets his mutant power of being really fat taken away from him and almost drowns in the excess skin. I don't even remember if they were ever able to remove the skin as, for some reason, his skin remains nigh impervious. Bob could only hope for such a success.

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