Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 123 8.2%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 19 1.3%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 88 5.9%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 83 5.5%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 716 47.6%
  • Movies

    Votes: 167 11.1%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 193 12.8%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 49 3.3%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 41 2.7%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 25 1.7%

  • Total voters
    1,504

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
The university that the Hungarians kicked out of Budapest was a Soros-funded leftist factory. Here, you can read it on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_European_University
Naturally, this nuance is lost on Bob.
 

Judge Dredd

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I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.
It is unusual now I think about it, but what cards does he have to play? His diabetes? Maybe his fetishes?




It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
Bob pretending to care about book burnings is laughable. He was one of the driving forces along with Jim Sterling and Kotaku that succeeded in preventing a Dead or Alive game from being released. Given the chance, Bob would erase every game outside of the Nintendo canon (and even a few within it) that was released after Genesis.

What does Bob think of the movie Idiocracy?
 

Doctor Placebo

Somebody asked for brains?
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The university that the Hungarians kicked out of Budapest was a Soros-funded leftist factory. Here, you can read it on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_European_University
Naturally, this nuance is lost on Bob.
For those who don't know, Soros is also waging a one man war against Hungary over the nation's border sovereignty, spending his considerable resources trying to undermine and prevent the democratically elected government from enforcing its border laws.
 

Krokodil Overdose

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I see it playing out more where the Queer Eyes show up, meet Bob and it cuts back to the talking head interviews with them all confused. "I'm not sure why we're here. Don't get me wrong, the guy's a mess... but we're supposed to be fixing straight guys, and I think Bob might be one of ours"

I don't know why this theory is so popular, beyond the obvious (straight people don't want to be associated with Bob any more than anyone else does.) While I have met gay men as loutish and slovenly as Bob, I don't think he's one of us, for a few reasons. First, his obvious fear of ostracism from the ContraPoints saga a few pages back; we've all see how Bob acts towards groups that he knows he can get away with shitting on, and if he was part of the LGBTQWERTY acronym, he'd have been a lot less supine. Second, his knowledge of (straight) porn directors. Third, he lives in (or near) a big city, meaning that if he was actually gay he could enjoy something like an active sex life, which he would brag about instead of trotting out his ridiculous locker room stories about high school threesomes. Finally, we know that Bob is everything that he hates (or claims to, anyway) so why wouldn't he dissociate himself from that by signing onto one of the left's sacralized groups?

tl;dr: it's entirely possible for Bob to be gay, but it strikes me as improbable that he'd be gay and we wouldn't know about it.
 

instythot

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tl;dr: it's entirely possible for Bob to be gay, but it strikes me as improbable that he'd be gay and we wouldn't know about it.

Rather than him being gay and we don't know about it, I think it's more likely that he's gay and he doesn't know about it. Just imagine the sorts of inner turmoil, misplaced anger, projection of self loathing and pent up sexual energy a man who still assumes he's straight fairly deep into his thirties because he's never had the opportunity to touch a vagina and get repulsed would have
 

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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It is unusual now I think about it, but what cards does he have to play? His diabetes? Maybe his fetishes?
>Bob's Beetus
Won't count as a real disability until it takes one of his feet.
>Bob's fetishes
Doesn't he just like 'aggressive' women? I don't think that really makes him special. He might be a sub in BDSM terms. Those people are kinda weird, but I don't think they count as a 'protected class'.
Edit: there's also the lesbian stuff, but I don't think that matters either.
 

Judge Dredd

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>Bob's Beetus
Won't count as a real disability until it takes one of his feet.
>Bob's fetishes
Doesn't he just like 'aggressive' women? I don't think that really makes him special. He might be a sub in BDSM terms. Those people are kinda weird, but I don't think they count as a 'protected class'.
Edit: there's also the lesbian stuff, but I don't think that matters either.
That was my point. Those are the closest thing to oppression points he has, but they barely count on the progressive stack. I remember BDSM being worth a few points a while back (kinkshaming) but outside a few cringy Tweets and mentions of She-Wolf of the SS, there's nothing really there for him to qualify without straight up lying.
 

Doctor Placebo

Somebody asked for brains?
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Third, he lives in (or near) a big city, meaning that if he was actually gay he could enjoy something like an active sex life, which he would brag about instead of trotting out his ridiculous locker room stories about high school threesomes.
I don't know enough about teh gay dating culture to rate this optimistic, but that's my first instinct. Over in the Quinton Reviews thread we discussed both how Quinton is probably a closet case and is not an attractive man, but he's a veritable Adonis compared to the misshapen lump of flesh that is Bob Chipman. The only way I could see Bob getting gay hookups is with men as ugly as him, which I think he'd be far too vain to do. Then again, maybe the gay scene really is that full of desperate guys, IDK.

I'm inclined more towards Bob being an angry incel than a closeted homosexual though. At most he has a tranny fetish, which is mostly out of desperation due to no human being with a vagina wanting to go near him.

I know! I expected him to rage as much as any other hack reviewer who are screaming how the movie is aimed at Trump fans and how it's offensive for showing Cartels as pieces of human garbage.
There was a theory put forward a while ago that Bob occasionally reads this thread and will deliberately avoid talking about things we predict he'll talk about, if he can manage to restrain himself.
 

Manwithn0n0men

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Some people, like Alex Jones, say/believe Adam Lanza didn't actually shoot up Sandy Hook elementary. They are made suspicious by certain details that happened, such as the fact that both the school and the Lanza home were bulldozed after the fact ("Why would they do that unless they had something to hide?!") and because of things like that and other details, they believe that none of the kids are actually dead.

The whole conspiracy theory makes less sense than 9/11 trutherism (hell, it makes NO sense AT ALL).
And Alex Jones now says he was tricked by the CIA into believing it
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
A day and a half later... (archive for when he fully tucks his tail between his legs)
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I've scanned through the, at the time, 257 replies and NO one agrees with him, shocker I know. As for conversations I can only find two places where he bothered to interact with anyone.

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I do not know how you watch Idiocracy and come away thinking that it's an anticapitalist movie but there again I'm not a pseudo-smart, costal wannabe elite movie critic.
 

Doctor Placebo

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A day and a half later... (archive for when he fully tucks his tail between his legs)
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I've scanned through the, at the time, 257 replies and NO one agrees with him, shocker I know. As for conversations I can only find two places where he bothered to interact with anyone.

I do not know how you watch Idiocracy and come away thinking that it's an anticapitalist movie but there again I'm not a pseudo-smart, costal wannabe elite movie critic.
The Brawndo subplot is at the very least parodying capitalism. But that's just a subplot. The "dumber people are out baby-making smart people and making the world dumber" theme is far more prevalent.

Regardless, Bob is really doubling down on the eugenics without saying the dreaded e-u-g word, isn't he? He was sooo close in the first reply to saying intelligence isn't about education because it's inherited.

Which is arguably true, there is at least a genetic component, but considering Der Blobbenfuehrer also equates morality with intelligence, ie. truly intelligent people can't/won't do anything bad, anyone who does bad things is automatically a member of the "stupid" genetically inferior untermenschen, well...
 
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Rei is shit

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What does he mean about "intelligent instead of "educated;"[sic] he might not be setting himself up to be the arab louis xvi"

Louis passed a bunch of reforms that pissed off the other powerful aristocracy in France. Then he got blamed for the debt and everything else, which was in part because all those powerful people wanted his head. Then everyone got guillotined. What MBS is doing, ie fucking up powerful aristocrats preemptively, may have saved Louis.


I guess class is real but also fake
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"culture" is "material capital"
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lol not even 2hrs after the "I have work to do today totes sry guys" excuse. He rolls this shit out every time he puts his foot in his mouth.
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Do you think bob has a problem with super hero youtube movie reviewer being an overwhelmingly WHITE MALE profession?
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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The Brawndo subplot is at the very least parodying capitalism. But that's just a subplot. The "dumber people are out baby-making smart people and making the world dumber" theme is far more prevalent.

Regardless, Bob is really doubling down on the eugenics without saying the dreaded e-u-g word, isn't he? He was sooo close in the first reply to saying intelligence isn't about education because it's inherited.

Which is arguably true, there is at least a genetic component, but considering Der Blobbenfuehrer also equates morality with intelligence, ie. truly intelligent people can't/won't do anything bad, anyone who does bad things is automatically a member of the "stupid" genetically inferior untermenschen, well...
The main thing that struck me in Idiocracy that it wasn’t really idiots being idiots, most of the future people’s behaviour was what idiots being exploited by smarter people would do, which didn’t make sense if all the smart people were bred out generations ago.
 

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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A day and a half later... (archive for when he fully tucks his tail between his legs)
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I've scanned through the, at the time, 257 replies and NO one agrees with him, shocker I know. As for conversations I can only find two places where he bothered to interact with anyone.

I do not know how you watch Idiocracy and come away thinking that it's an anticapitalist movie but there again I'm not a pseudo-smart, costal wannabe elite movie critic.
I'm not an expert on Saudi Arabia or Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman, and I don't really want to go around defending Bob, but I don't think that the claim that MbS isn't an intelligent person isn't entirely unfair. Monarchs often have an inner circle of advisors and underlings to help them out and it's very likely that MbS inherited the advisors and underlings of his father.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but normally in Saudi Arabia the crown rotates between three 'clans' that all descended from their original king (remember, these guys are Muslims and practice polygamy). MbS and his father are on track to break tradition by putting doing all, but MbS on the throne as his father grows old and weak. The crown should be going to MbS's half-uncle, but it looks like that's not going to happen.
It's possible that these people are the real brains behind the purges, but then again I don't know; I wasn't there. I also think that Bob has a point that rich and power people in the third world can buy degrees the same way we buy bananas, but that doesn't really say anything about MbS. It's possible that he earned his degree on his own merits. It's possible that he just bought it. It's also possible that none of that even matters, because I'm sure there are a lot of dumb people out there with nice degrees.
Now, what I want to know is how Bob reached his conclusions. Is he just misinformed or does he believe that smart people can't also be bad?