Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

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How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Jack Awful

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Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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Interestingly, the only Jesuit high school I can find reference to in Massachusetts is Boston College High, and I'm fairly sure that's not Bob's alma mater (didn't we track him down to St. Mary's in Lynn?). If he had gone to BC's high school, he probably would have bragged about it by now. So either he had a Jesuit teacher for one of his religion classes (which is not at all the same as attending a Jesuit school), or he's simply flat out lying.
There's all sorts of conspiracy theories online claiming that the Jesuits are a sect hell-bent on enslaving humanity and causing widespread human suffering. But I didn't give them any creedence until I learned that the Cursed Order had produced Bob Chipman. Surely, this is a crime on the level of the betrayal of the Knights Templar in 1307.
 

Honest Coyote

What happens on Santa's lap, stays on Santa's lap
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Won't it be karma if his brother's kids ship him off to a home and forget about him when his own inevitable health decline hits in full force?
I see where you're coming from, but I don't think she'll be old enough to be legally allowed. Bob is descending rapidly, only he's sedentary enough that it's easy to overlook sometimes. He was exhausted from flying to a convention about movies or vidya or something awhile back, and had to take a day off. Minor powerlevel, but in my career field we have 50-year-olds expected to work a physical job the same day after flying out to a site. Being too tired to do an hour long discussion panel bodes poorly. I give him five years before he has a massive heart attack.

Turns out being a rage-addicted, obese, alcoholic, basement-dwelling NEET is really bad for your health.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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I literally lol'd at this.

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And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!
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Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".
 

Doctor Placebo

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I literally lol'd at this.

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And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!
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Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".
Peter Jordanson on Bob:

 

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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I literally lol'd at this.

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And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!
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Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".
I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.
That's not necessarily how twitter works. If it was suggesting anything it'd be the accounts themselves and not the individual tweets. If that's the case then he'd have to click on each one and look through their timeline for something for him to give a "hot" take on. The other possibility, which would be hilarious but I don't believe to be the case, is if they paid to promote their hot take which then it would appear on Bob's feed.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?
Because Bob is still the angry kid he's always been probably because nobody loved him enough to smack upside the head and tell him "Robbie, the world ain't gonna reach out it's hand first. You gotta have something to show."
 

Rei is shit

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This guy must be getting under his skin
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I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?
Half of his retweets and other twitter interactions are horrifying troons. Bob is either a chaser or some creep with a bunch of skeletons in his closet who thinks the troons will defend him.
 

LordofCringe7206

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Half of his retweets and other twitter interactions are horrifying troons. Bob is either a chaser or some creep with a bunch of skeletons in his closet who thinks the troons will defend him.
I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.
 
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Shitposting displeases the Omnissiah
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I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.
Bob isn't actually a serious SJW, he just falls into their camp because they both hate (other) straight white males. In his case, he mostly just hates them because he never got over being called "Blob Chunkman" in high school.
 
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Syaoran Li

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Honestly, the only reason why MovieBob hasn't pretended to troon out like Jake Alley did is because Jake Alley is one of the few people who is even more disgusting and pathetic than he is, and even Bob probably knows that.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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Honestly, the only reason why MovieBob hasn't pretended to troon out like Jake Alley did is because Jake Alley is one of the few people who is even more disgusting and pathetic than he is, and even Bob probably knows that.
I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.
 
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Syaoran Li

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I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.
True, Bob's face was already kind of known on the internet thanks to his YouTube videos, unlike Jake Alley, who sort of has a better shot at theoretically maintaining the lie since he near-exclusively communicates through Twitter and doesn't use his own face as an avatar and tries to keep actual photos of himself off it if he can help it.
 
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AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.
>Bob with some cheap, poorly applied makeup and grown-out hair
I would unironically use a photo of this to scare children into doing their chores.
 

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