Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

AnimeGirlConnoisseur

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I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.
>Bob with some cheap, poorly applied makeup and grown-out hair
I would unironically use a photo of this to scare children into doing their chores.
 

Doctor Placebo

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Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?
It's probably harder to grow out of this mindset when 80-90% of people who get to know what you're like actually do despise you.

He could go a long way towards fixing that by being less of a hateful asshole with a totally undeserved superiority complex, but that'll never happen.
 

Positron

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The only thing I can think he means is that he attended a Jesuit high school where the religious curriculum was a little more elevated than it might otherwise have been, which is still not that unusual for someone in his circumstances. Certainly nothing in his writings suggests an Aquinas-level grasp of theology.
Power level: I came from the best Jesuit-run high school (not in the USA though) and we didn't do any theology or anything that might be mistaken as a seminary course. We studied the Bible and had a lot of discussions on Ethics, which I doubt Bobby had any.

Calling the catholic church a 'corporation' is about as euphoric as you can get.
And this is hardly an original thought either. But -- why does Bobby have a problem with billion-dollar multinational corporations?

There is no such thing as "imperfect allyship"; allyship that doesn't conform exactly to the ever-changing whims of gays, troons, niggers, etc is no allyship at all. Solidarity in politics is too fragile to last in a perfect state.
 
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Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Power level: I came from the best Jesuit-run high school (not in the USA though) and we didn't do any theology or anything that might be mistaken as a seminary course. We studied the Bible and had a lot of discussions on Ethics, which I doubt Bobby had any.
I also attended a pretty good Jesuit high school, which is where I'm getting most of my skepticism for Bob's version of events. We did a religious course all four years, and I wouldn't call any of it "seminary level." Some in depth study on the historical sources of the Bible in my last year, but even that was cursory compared to what goes on in a seminary. It's just more talkin' big on the internet, like usual. ("They're nothing but bones and meat!")
 

Karl_der_Grosse

GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
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Also a former Jesuit high school alum here. We had religious courses all four years, but the Jesuits didn't teach them. The Jesuits were busy pounding Latin and Greek and Chemistry into our tiny brains. If you were interested in theology one of the Jesuits would set you up with a reading list and make time to discuss it with you, but that's about as sophisticated as it got.
 

Doctor Placebo

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And this is hardly an original thought either. But -- why does Bobby have a problem with billion-dollar multinational corporations?
He only has a problem with the ones that don't make capeshit movies. If the Catholic church was spending millions on that every few months, it'd be fine.

Although considering this is Bob, I have to wonder if the other altar boys making fun of him for being too fat to molest is a motivation for his anger towards the church.
 

instythot

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I'm pretty sure if the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" came to fix him up, they'd probably just vacate the premises with just one look of him and his "underground apartment"
I see it playing out more where the Queer Eyes show up, meet Bob and it cuts back to the talking head interviews with them all confused. "I'm not sure why we're here. Don't get me wrong, the guy's a mess... but we're supposed to be fixing straight guys, and I think Bob might be one of ours"

This guy must be getting under his skin
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Does Bob's collection of atrocious blazers make him think he's qualified to know the cut off dates at which fashion accessories expire?
 

LordofCringe7206

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It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
I love how the last few pages of this thread predating this tweet was dedicated to him having no idea what he was talking about when describing his experiences in Catholic school.

All of which started in another tweet where he bitched about having to study and do actual work when he was attending it.
 

Doctor Placebo

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It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
If intelligence isn't flexible or a construct then it stands to reason it's genetic, right Bob?

So what you're actually saying is that the real conflict of our age is one of superior vs. inferior genes, and all economic and political troubles stem from that.

I recall an Austrian guy who wrote a book about that. He was also the head of a political party and would flip flop and defer to other people on economic issues because as far as he was concerned they weren't important. Once the genetic question was dealt with, economic problems would naturally be resolved.
:thinking:
 

Judge Dredd

Associate Game Designer
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I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.
It is unusual now I think about it, but what cards does he have to play? His diabetes? Maybe his fetishes?




It's still quite laughable that Bob sees himself as one of the Informed.
Bob pretending to care about book burnings is laughable. He was one of the driving forces along with Jim Sterling and Kotaku that succeeded in preventing a Dead or Alive game from being released. Given the chance, Bob would erase every game outside of the Nintendo canon (and even a few within it) that was released after Genesis.

What does Bob think of the movie Idiocracy?
 

Doctor Placebo

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The university that the Hungarians kicked out of Budapest was a Soros-funded leftist factory. Here, you can read it on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_European_University
Naturally, this nuance is lost on Bob.
For those who don't know, Soros is also waging a one man war against Hungary over the nation's border sovereignty, spending his considerable resources trying to undermine and prevent the democratically elected government from enforcing its border laws.
 

Krokodil Overdose

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I see it playing out more where the Queer Eyes show up, meet Bob and it cuts back to the talking head interviews with them all confused. "I'm not sure why we're here. Don't get me wrong, the guy's a mess... but we're supposed to be fixing straight guys, and I think Bob might be one of ours"
I don't know why this theory is so popular, beyond the obvious (straight people don't want to be associated with Bob any more than anyone else does.) While I have met gay men as loutish and slovenly as Bob, I don't think he's one of us, for a few reasons. First, his obvious fear of ostracism from the ContraPoints saga a few pages back; we've all see how Bob acts towards groups that he knows he can get away with shitting on, and if he was part of the LGBTQWERTY acronym, he'd have been a lot less supine. Second, his knowledge of (straight) porn directors. Third, he lives in (or near) a big city, meaning that if he was actually gay he could enjoy something like an active sex life, which he would brag about instead of trotting out his ridiculous locker room stories about high school threesomes. Finally, we know that Bob is everything that he hates (or claims to, anyway) so why wouldn't he dissociate himself from that by signing onto one of the left's sacralized groups?

tl;dr: it's entirely possible for Bob to be gay, but it strikes me as improbable that he'd be gay and we wouldn't know about it.
 

instythot

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tl;dr: it's entirely possible for Bob to be gay, but it strikes me as improbable that he'd be gay and we wouldn't know about it.
Rather than him being gay and we don't know about it, I think it's more likely that he's gay and he doesn't know about it. Just imagine the sorts of inner turmoil, misplaced anger, projection of self loathing and pent up sexual energy a man who still assumes he's straight fairly deep into his thirties because he's never had the opportunity to touch a vagina and get repulsed would have
 

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