Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Doctor Placebo

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Bob’s definitely not a nationalist. He’s referred to it multiple times as “the ideology of the obsolete too afraid to compete in a post-national economy” or something similar (the irony of Bob having such a hyper-capitalist mentality will never not be funny to me).
Bob is an international capitalist, funnily enough. He just filters it through that bizarre far left lens that hates rural, poor, and middle American white people (other white people of course, not him or anyone he's Twitter buddies with).

People think of "national socialism" when they think of Bob because he shares the passion for social Darwinism that many in that ideology do. Ironic considering that in any survival of the fittest scenario Bob would be one of the first to keel over and die.
 

instythot

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I thought Bob's address was in Lowell, a suburb of Boston, but I could be wrong. Anyway, here's a webpage that mentions the rent in and around Boston:

https://www.rentcafe.com/average-rent-market-trends/us/ma/boston/

Lowest monthly rent in the shitholier suburbs is 1300-1600 a month. So, if all Bob is getting is Patreon ($3600 a month,) then he's got about 2000 left over before taxes, which are probably really high. He could probably live like a king on Patreon alone if he moved to some flyover suburb, and he could still live the life of a douchey movie critic if he moved to some Midwest college town. (Might even get the bonus of being a big fish in a small pond.) But no. Bob's probably one of those wrinklenosers who visits a mid-range city with a quiet, quirky downtown area and a modest, but high quality art scene and says "Eww. I could NEVER imagine having to live in a place like THIS!"
Are we certain he pays these rates and not "exceptional brother in the basement" rates?
 

BR55

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Bobby gonna be one sore motherfucker come November of 2020.
I really really hope the rumors are true about Hillary running again because Bob's religious belief that she would bring us into the 23rd century are what made his 11/9 tantrum so glorious.
Warren's inevitable loss will give us good salt but Hillary going down a second time would be just what Bob deserves.
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
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I really really hope the rumors are true about Hillary running again because Bob's religious belief that she would bring us into the 23rd century are what made his 11/9 tantrum so glorious.
Warren's inevitable loss will give us good salt but Hillary going down a second time would be just what Bob deserves.
Hillary is the canddate the democrats deserve, not what they needed.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

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Since when has Bob truly had an ideology?

Most of Bob rants are just the equivalent of a four year old throwing a tantrum in the grocery store cause his mom won't buy him any candy.
"BUT WHY DNC!!! WHY WON'T YOU VIOLENTLY TAKE OVER THE US AND KILL/ IMPRISON THE EVIL SUBMENTALS!! I'M SUCH A GOOD BIG BRAINED, SUPERIOR AMERICAN OF INTELLIGENCE!!!1!"
 
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Judge Dredd

Associate Game Designer
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Principles are not part of the superior future
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We're not at peacetime? Who does Bob think he's at war with? Xbox? Trump?

Either way, it's the first war fought entirely by idiots on Twitter. The #Trenches.

Tacit confirmation that he is 150lbs overweight :story:
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According to Bob, doesn't knowing someone's race, gender, and political leaning enough to make a judgement on their value as human beings? Why should we care about his circumstances when he has all that privilege? For example.

These people are losing there jobs and doing meth all the time. Also they dont have real problems
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But MY circumstances!
 

Doctor Placebo

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We're not at peacetime? Who does Bob think he's at war with? Xbox? Trump?

Either way, it's the first war fought entirely by idiots on Twitter. The #Trenches.
If these are the Twitter trenches, I really want the Twitter war equivalent of nuclear annihilation to happen already. Or failing at that, the Twitter war equivalent of the Cambodian genocide.

The US is still at war in Afghanistan.
That has no effect or relevance to Bob's life in even the remotest way. He probably only remembers that the Afghan war is a thing when some bit of news comes up he can weaponize against Trump and the wasteland ghouls.
 

Judge Dredd

Associate Game Designer
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The US is still at war in Afghanistan.
I will explain what I meant.

As @Doctor Placebo said, Bob doesn't really talk about the war in Afghanistan, at least as far as I'm aware. Maybe he's made a few tweets about it, but it's not something he talks about regularly. He's not living in "war time" such as worrying about rations, the daft, or any other concerns like that. Certainly not at the point where we should abandon our principles because things are so dire.

So if it's not about Afghanistan or any other contemporary war (or threat of war), what is it? What has Bob compared to war in the past? Nintendo bullshit. He's compared the Genesis v. Nintendo console war to Vietnam. (This is why I said Xbox instead of Microsoft), he's compared seeing Mario 3 in The Wizard to the JFK assassination.

Bob, who considers himself one of the elite, yet is using bourgeois as an derogatory term and claiming he isn't one, is using this "war" of his as an excuse for his hypocritical behavior. But he isn't "at war" with anything, except maybe his own Twitter habit.
 

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