Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Stupid, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, & Asian Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 31 9.0%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 7 2.0%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 28 8.1%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 35 10.1%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 121 35.1%
  • Movies

    Votes: 50 14.5%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 34 9.9%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 18 5.2%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 12 3.5%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 9 2.6%

  • Total voters
    345

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.
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On a similar note, why do so many left wing, nerdy lolcows (Examples Bob, Mundane Matt, Tom Preston) look like Al from Toy Story 2?
 

Karl_der_Grosse

John Doe #2, Federal Defendant
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I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one? :story:


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one? :story:


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.
Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.
 

Doctor Placebo

Soleimani's back. Tell a friend.
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Too all you saying bob isn't an artist, how can you look at this and not weep?
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Ah how silly of me. I forgot that Bob has produced masterpieces that rival the great artists of our time, like my neighbors' six year old.

Considering that Bob gets a very steady stream of people across the political spectrum calling him a eugenicist and Nazi, you'd think he'd realize he needs to back off the pants-on-head psycho rants like this. This is the kind of thing people get called crazy and dangerous for saying about terrorist groups that actually kill people and he's saying it about people who have done nothing but talk and shitpost about a conspiracy theory on the internet. He can't stop though, because he lacks the capacity to learn, or control himself, or both. Keep powerleveling Bob. Never change.

KF sharing "abuse-pornography"? Where did he get that accusation from?
My guess is that he means revenge porn, which is technically true considering things like the Mumkey Jones sex tapes, although they would have been shared elsewhere if not here. Hell, mainstream journalists have shared similar things involving celebrities and profited off them. My guess is he's calling it "abuse-pornography" in an attempt to make it sound scarier.
 

Karl_der_Grosse

John Doe #2, Federal Defendant
True & Honest Fan
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It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
 

Manwithn0n0men

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It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!
Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that
 

LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.
We've seen how even the smallest, pettiest of shit inflates his already massive ego. Just look at how smug he has become over things like getting rehired at The Escapist or Gunn getting rehired by Disney.

Nothing really seems to take the wind out of Bob's sails when it comes to his personality. Things only fuel it to make it even worse than it already is.
 

Pokemonquistador2

Electric Boogaloo
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Oh God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as this in a long time. "Long hard road of difficult decisions." As if Bob would be standing there with a rifle on the Day of the Rope judging how many approaching goobergrapers he could headshot before he had to reload. His fellow urbanite Democrats would be a far greater threat to him (because of population density and interrupted supply lines causing most of the local food to run out,) than any of the Red State Mayonnaise Ghoul working classers that he so fears.