Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!

Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

  • Animal husbandry

    Votes: 101 8.5%
  • Shoelace manufacturing

    Votes: 14 1.2%
  • Third century Greek sonnets

    Votes: 65 5.5%
  • Camping and wilderness survival

    Votes: 71 6.0%
  • Child psychology

    Votes: 572 48.1%
  • Movies

    Votes: 128 10.8%
  • Bee gynecology and obstetrics

    Votes: 150 12.6%
  • Tractor mechanics

    Votes: 37 3.1%
  • Suggest your own!

    Votes: 33 2.8%
  • Ecology

    Votes: 18 1.5%

  • Total voters
    1,189

Jetpack Himmler

Creepy Little F--k
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In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.
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Bob's in no position to mock others for their appearance when he looks like the guy who lingers near playgrounds in a windowless van.
 

Someone in a Tree

It's the ripple, not the sea that is happening
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Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.
Given how he likes to sometimes dismissively call his critics “sport,” I’m deeply disappointed that the nickname The Great Fatsby never took hold.
 

Lensherr

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So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).
 

Positron

Thank you Mario! Your princess is in my castle!
True & Honest Fan
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How much of a spinless bitch Ollie is to allow this fucker to call the literal basis of his ideology "obsolete"?
> Tranny chaser
> Spine
Pick one.

And how is petite bourgeoisie a "defunct caste"? Anyone who owns the means of production, is not hired by an employer, and is not hiring anyone (or hiring only a small number of people) is a petit bourgeoise. This applies to almost all famous names on youtube. Bobby may call his capeshit reviews "esoteric digital work", but his relationship with the economic system follows the same pattern as a poet 200 years ago.

(Incidentally this is exactly why Bobby isn't working class under Marxist definitions: he owns the computer with which he makes his videos)

Philosophy Tube has some great quotes here that deserve to be in his own thread, if he has one. "I'm ALWAYS performing!" "Engels was a class traitor and legendary chad."
Engels was a legendary chad, and so was Marx. Marx was actually the bigger chad considering he had no money or status.
 
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Godzilla@1989

Your move, Chief.
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So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).
I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.
Critics and the media in general want to believe that they can actually control what people like. This is the first major instance where they couldn’t after the success of captain marvel made it seem like they could
 

Manwithn0n0men

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So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).
The most shameful thing about Carol Danvers is how they have not only made her so bland and forgetable they had to make a new and more bland and forgetable character to replace her twice now
 

Rei is shit

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Why does he hate elon? You'd think the man who could make moon wheat happen would be loved by bob
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I guess his schlotober shit is actually showing films?
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"increasing male pattern baldness" :lit:
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Bob gets mad when you point out his nonsensical rants
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This came at the end of a long tweet chain about ellen degeneres and bush
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INTELLIGENCE IS THE ONLY VIRTUE
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Yes, I'm sure that is the only reason anyone could dislike marvel
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Steal this billion dollar idea hollywood
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LightDragonman1

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I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.
 
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Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.

At a first guess, Bob is miserable. Wouldn't you be? And like many miserable people who fail to recognize themselves as the source of their misery, he places the blame on every external factor imaginable. If he were in a wildly different place, especially the sort of science fantasy utopia he was weaned on, everything would be better and he wouldn't be such a miserable shitbag.
 

LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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At a first guess, Bob is miserable. Wouldn't you be? And like many miserable people who fail to recognize themselves as the source of their misery, he places the blame on every external factor imaginable. If he were in a wildly different place, especially the sort of science fantasy utopia he was weaned on, everything would be better and he wouldn't be such a miserable shitbag.

You also have the "scientific progress" angle. Bob is very extreme when it comes to this subject. Anything that can be done has to be done. It's the very reason why he hates stories like "The Terminator" franchise.

On a seperate note, I love the childish aspect to what Bob thinks is realistic capabilities. He never takes into accountability that science isn't what we see in fiction and has limitations. To him it's nothing more than a gateway for magic to happen.
 

Manwithn0n0men

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I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.
He thinks he is a science officer material type for the Enterprise
 

Doctor Placebo

Somebody asked for brains?
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Why does he hate elon? You'd think the man who could make moon wheat happen would be loved by bob
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"increasing male pattern baldness" :lit:
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Bob gets mad when you point out his nonsensical rants
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Steal this billion dollar idea hollywood
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Some gems here. From top to bottom.

Bob hates Musk because the people who tell him what opinions to have say capitalist man bad. Also he criticized the media bias, which is a big no no. With Trump getting funding renewed for NASA this is just part of a pattern of Bob masturbating over space travel while advocating for the people who are actually providing the funding that makes space travel possible to be disenfranchised, because Bob puts his headcanon of politics over the actual physical reality of politics. That last bit is very important.

"300 dollars is not a lot of money for a woman's haircut." - Bob Chipman, woman expert. Well the national average is $45, with the average in the most expensive states being $78, and heavy spenders are skewing that average up. If female politicians in Washington are spending five grand on terrible to mediocre haircuts though, Bob would be someone who's cool with that.

Of course he doesn't post a link to the people ripping into him, but if it's the Smudboy stream he is of course lying about or misunderstanding what they actually said. Only one of them hadn't seen the movie, and they weren't denying that there were allusions to other movies. They were saying that allusions to other movies aren't inherently bad.

"You know what the problem with Captain Marvel was? It wasn't obvious and heavy handed enough about its sexist allegory."
 

thismanlies

How ya doin smoothskin?
True & Honest Fan
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Too all you saying bob isn't an artist, how can you look at this and not weep?
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The basement apartment/seize land from tump supporters tweets are FAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEe
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Since they "don't exist" here are direct links to both tweets;

Superiority is taking 8 years to graduate from a community college
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Man who looks like a bowling ball with stick limbs mocking anothers appearance
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He is awful at insuls
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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The guy who went to college so he could make YouTube videos in his basement is talking about making “tough choices” as to whether or not to genocide the “undesirables.”

Bob, if you’re ever reading this, never change. Your delusional desire to be hoisted into a concentration camp guard tower is far too entertaining.
 

Manwithn0n0men

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The guy who went to college so he could make YouTube videos in his basement is talking about making “tough choices” as to whether or not to genocide the “undesirables.”

Bob, if you’re ever reading this, never change. Your delusional desire to be hoisted into a concentration camp guard tower is far too entertaining.

But he only went to Community College?
 
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Manwithn0n0men

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There are plenty off people who go to community college and lead respectable lives. And they certainly don’t spend all day tweeting “Now I’m not saying the government should sterilize everyone I’m the Midwest but...”
>Not to power level

But I went to CC part time while working, took me 4 years....and then I went to actual college...and got a actual degree

I just want to know if Bob did that