Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Useless Idiot

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How much of a spinless bitch Ollie is to allow this fucker to call the literal basis of his ideology "obsolete"?

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Can't even imagine getting owned by Bob this hard. Bob is so clearly right here - using a Marxist framing of working class and applying it to youtubers makes absolutely no sense. The idea that youtubers can ever truly have class solidarity with plumbers (if they're working class) or the people who own plumbing companies (if petit bourgeoisie) makes no sense. Marxist class designations didn't even really make sense at the time because it's such a massive oversimplification but in 2019 it really makes no sense to argue college educated youtubers are members of the proletariat or whatever.

So Ollie just got obliterated by Bob so hard that he didn't even have a response. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
 

BR55

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Bob considering himself an artist is the truly buried lede here.

"It's an Italian thing!" "It's a BROOKLYN thing!"

So art. Much inspiring.
I still love just how truly Bob that moment is.
The idea of Mario and Luigi beating Bowser to death like Nicky at the of Casino is just so outlandish that it aways puts a smile on my face.
I think only "Terminator but Skynet is the good guy against Working Class scum" comes remotely close to matching it's sheer inappropriateness.
 

Iceland Heavy

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Agreed. Bob isn't intelligent enough to discuss Marvel films; he's not intelligent enough to have an ideology.
Every 50 pages or so we run into a heated debate about Bobby's political affiliation. He does not have one.
The only coherent ideology Bob can be said to have is 'Pro-Bob'. Other than that it's just people from every political ideology there is refusing to accept him as one of theirs.
 

instythot

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How much of a spinless bitch Ollie is to allow this fucker to call the literal basis of his ideology "obsolete"?

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Whoo boy. Bobby considers his YouTube videos and blog useful, as opposed to the vast majority of the working class including such obsoletes as plumbers, carpenters, cooks, factory workers, electricians, etc

Okay. I can't get mad at his nonsense anymore. He's just fuckin delusional
 

Rei is shit

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Too all you saying bob isn't an artist, how can you look at this and not weep?
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The basement apartment/seize land from tump supporters tweets are FAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEe
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Since they "don't exist" here are direct links to both tweets;

Superiority is taking 8 years to graduate from a community college
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Man who looks like a bowling ball with stick limbs mocking anothers appearance
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He is awful at insuls
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Krokodil Overdose

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I wouldn't call Thanos a sympathetic villain, but I could see the argument that infinity war especially was for all intents and purposes a Thanos film
Well, Thanos is a sympathetic villain by Marvel movie standards, which is a pretty low bar. Remember, this is a series where Erik "wypipo be ebul" Killmonger is considered a well-fleshed-out antagonist.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

EAT THE DAMN BABIES ALREADY
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What does that first tweet even mean?
He's referring to the fact that opinions on the internet can be expressed anonymously, and therefore you can toe the party line in real life while hiding behind a sexy screen name online and say what you really think. The QAnon people who make the memes he hates are your friends, family, and neighbors, and that won't change when Trump leaves office.
Bob expects you to purge them in the name of the Superior Future (i.e., "long, grim, brutal road of difficult decisions".)
 

iRON-mAn

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Superiority is taking 8 years to graduate from a community college
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Only by the broadest definitions are any of those jobs to be considered working class. At best they're a conduit by which the the products of value are delivered to the bourgeoisie, and would place Bob right in the same position he's in now, neither wealthy or elite nor creating anything of value.
 

Godzilla@1989

DESTROY US ALL!
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"Not human." - a mantra repeated by a fat man who YouTubes and tweets all day.

I dunno if its good idea to shit talk nonstop about exceptional hot political takes, Bob. I mean, I'm pretty sure in an almost impressive feat, left, right and centrist think you are pretty much a nazi in plainclothes all around.
Didn’t the Nazis hated everyone across the political spectrum?
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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When the day that tweets can determine whether or not someone should be on a watchlist, AND when the pendulum effect turns on the general leftist, how big of a punishment would Bob get for his mantra of social genocide/genocide of a specific class in society?
Personally I think, he'll get ignored considering that it's unlikely that Bob will ever actually act on his tweets and very few people actually take them seriously (and those who take them seriously probably won't act either). Or he'll be placed under some form of personal surveillance and be banned from all forms of social media. In either scenario he'll almost certainly be placed on a watch list almost solely due to his emotional mindset, which can best be summed up with this YouTube comment:
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XtrmGamr719

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Personally I think, he'll either get ignored considering that it's unlikely that Bob will ever actually act on his tweets and very few people actually take them seriously (and those who take them seriously probably won't act either). Or he'll be placed under some form of personal surveillance and be banned from all forms of social media. Either way he'll almost certainly be placed on a watch list almost solely due to his emotional mindset, which can best be summed up with this YouTube comment:
What I was hypothesizing was a future where your words alone can get you put on a list, like “Minority Report” but instead of psychic tech arresting future criminals, it’s just people looking through your twitter and arresting you for saying “kill all the niggers” when you were blackout drunk a long ass time ago. Now I do agree with you that the almost-inevitability of him being on a watchlist is real (and frankly I’m surprised that he hasn’t already by his own “friends and family” since he is clearly unstable even by “Orange Man Bad” standards).
 

LordofCringe7206

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Only by the broadest definitions are any of those jobs to be considered working class. At best they're a conduit by which the the products of value are delivered to the bourgeoisie, and would place Bob right in the same position he's in now, neither wealthy or elite nor creating anything of value.
I'm more interested in him arguing that he's working class just because he worked some menial jobs at an earlier point in his life.

It would be like saying some software engineer is a working class person because he worked as a fry cook during his summers off from college.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

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What I was hypothesizing was a future where your words alone can get you put on a list, like “Minority Report” but instead of psychic tech arresting future criminals, it’s just people looking through your twitter and arresting you for saying “kill all the niggers” when you were blackout drunk a long ass time ago.
In that case, he'll either end up in some kind of mental institute/ asylum. There's no chance in hell someone like Bob would be left to roam free and spread his brand of insanity in a right wing dystopia.
 
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